sophies task thread

[Sophie]

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[Sophie]

sophies pitch

i think we should have t shirts with i want to shag *housemate name*. i think these would be very amusing and when we get out into the world we can see whos wearing the t shirts and go and shag them. this will save us from potentially embarasing rejections. these will sell loads because everyone in the world wants to shag a big brother hm because then you can sell stories to news of the world and its almost like being on the z list yourself and everyone wants to be on the z list.

this memorabilia would be sold in all good shops that sell crap and at places like airports where non english ppl might mistake the hms for being more famous than they actually are

they would be really cheap to make because all you need is a cheap plain t shirt and one of those photocopiers you can make t shirts with and even ive got one of those so everyone else must have it too

as a side line we could also have shirts for guys saying 'nastya/sophie wants to shag me' on the grounds that we probably do

[Sophie]

and obviously the sophie wants to shag me t shirt can me worn by all the girls too