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[MAD]

Creepers is more than 20 minutes shorter. The uncut version is so much better it's not even funny.

[funxnotdead]

All Souls Day (Dia de los Muertos) - Pretty bad zombie movie. Jeffery Comb's name is on the cover but he is hardily in it.

The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard - Funny at times but overall not very good.

[MAD]

Noroi:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0930083/

Fucking awesome! One of the best Asian horror movies EVER! Actually, it's probably one of the best horror movies of the last 20 years! Just kidding........ Did you really believe me? It's in no way one of the best horror movies of the last 20 years, it's one of the best horror movies EVER, you idiot! It's about a TV journalist with a fascination for documenting the paranormal who explores paranormal incidents connected by the legend of an ancient demon called Kagutaba, so it's like The Blair Witch Project, but at the same time it's absolutely unique! It's VERY realistic, interesting (it's slow-paced like The Blair Witch Project and all, but it's way too interesting to be boring) extremely creepy, it has great characters (played by great actors) and I could go on and on and on and on and on... Short description, I know, but I just can't describe how good it is! I want a fucking DVD! I fucking loved Paranormal Activity, but this beats the shit out of it! I have two words to say to the people who don't like it: FUCK YOU!

Bloody Reunion:

Another very good Asian horror movie! It's nowhere near as good as Noroi, but not many recent horror movies are! Anyway, great plot, good characters, some nice gore and a very good unpredictable twist! It's one of those movies that don't have very good ratings because people are too stupid to understand them.

All Night Long:

Another crazy Japanese movie! All that I can say is that it's crazy and it has a great ending ala Otis! It has 5 sequels! I'll try to watch all of them. Man, I love Japan!

[SonicBrew]

Dangerous Worry Dolls, Skull Heads, & Hideous.

I enjoyed them all to a certain degree, but I was a bit let down with Skull Heads.

[NOTDfan92]

MORGANA - Okay, but edited rather poorly. Julie Strain makes it worthwhile, though.

[MAD]

The Room:

FINALLY! What can I say? First words that come to mind are HOLY FUCKING SHIT! Best comedy EVER! It's even better than Troll 2! It's absolutely fucking hilarious! Absolutely everything in the movie is hilarious! Johnny (of course), his always expressionless face, his always expressionless voice, his accent, his laughs, his personality, the dialogue (absolutely fucking hilarious), the absolutely fucking horrible dubbing, the sex scenes, the music in the sex scenes, the friends who like to come to Johnny's appartment in the middle of the day to have sex, how Lisa's mom always come to the appartment for only 3 minutes, how Denny likes to watch Johnny and Lisa having sex, how everyone calls Lisa beautiful or sexy when she's average looking at best, how some characters appear once and we never see them again, how some scenes are supposed to be dramatic and they end up being hilarious, the "football" scenes, etc... etc... etc... Tommy Wiseau is a fucking genius! The problem is that it happened by mistake.

Best lines:

Johnny: You are lying! I never hit you! YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, Lisa!

Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshit! I did not hit her! I did naaat. Oh hi, Mark.

Johnny: Don't touch me maatherfaackuur.

Johnny: You not good, you just a chicken cheep cheep cheep cheep cheeeeep!

Johnny: Hi, doggy!

Johnny: I'd do anything for my guuurrl!

Johnny: That's the idea (he says it like 10 times).

Mark: How was work today?
Johnny: Oh pretty good. We got a new client... at the bank. We make a lot of money.
Mark: What client?
Johnny: I can not tell you, its confidential.
Mark: Oh come on. Why not?
Johnny: No I can't. Anyway, how is your sex life?

Claudette: Well, the results came back - I definitely have breast cancer.
Lisa: Don't worry about it.

Mark: Leave your stupid comments in your pocket!

Johnny: I'm tired, I'm wasted, I love you darling.

Mark: I used to know a girl, she had a dozen guys. One of them found out about it... beat her up so bad she ended up at a hospital on Guerrero Street.
Johnny: Ha ha ha. What a story, Mark.

Johnny: Hey everybody, I have an announcement to make. We're expecting!
Everybody: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Period.

Johnny: Everybody betrayed me! I fed up with this world!

Mark: As far as I'm concerned, you can drop off the Earth. That's a promise.

Lisa: I just wanted to hear your sexy voice. I keep thinking about your strong hands around my body. It excites me so much.

Mike: Chocolate is a symbol of love.

The entire flower shop scene:

Johnny: Hi!

ffs: Can I help you?

Johnny: Yeah, can I have a dozen red roses, please?

ffs: Oh hi, Johnny, I didn't know it was you.

10 seconds later...

Johnny: That's me!

Johnny: How much is it? (his lips don't move)

ffs: It will be 18 dollars.

Johnny gives the money even before she ends the sentence...

Johnny: Here you go. Keep the change.

Johnny looks at a dog...

Johnny: Hi, doggie.

ffs: You're my favorite customer.

Johnny: Thanks a lot. Bye.

You have to see it to believe it!



By the way, there's an oxymoron in there. Find it.

6/10. What the fuck? Are you kidding me? You believed me? 10/10 of course!

[Dr. Feinstone]

I KNEW you'd LOVE The Room!!!

And don't forget about the poorly green screened scene where Denny almost gets capped. "I DON'T HAVE 5 FUCKING MINUTES!"

They take him to jail, and come back like 10 seconds later.

"WHAT KIND OF DRUGS? WHAT KIND!?"

Ahh great movie.

[MAD]

Honestly, pretty much every line in the movie is hilarious! Can't wait to have the Johnny bobblehead!

Battlefield Baseball:

Yeah, ANOTHER crazy Japanese movie! I LOVED it! It's extremely entertaining, hilarious, stupid, silly, ridiculous, weird, crazy, absurd and I could go on and on and on and on! It's A LOT of fun!

Gurotesuku (2009)

Guinea Pig + Hostel = Gurotesuku! BUT it's 10 times more sick, disgusting and unpleasant than any of the Hostel movies or the Guinea Pig movies! Like all of the fake snuff movies, it doesn't really have a plot (it's not a fake snuff movie though), it's all about horrifying you with torture and it really works! I'm pretty sure that no movie made me cringe as much as it did! Some of the torture is so sick and depraved and looks so painful that I could almost feel the pain and the torturer is 10 times more evil, sick, twisted, crazy, perverted and depraved than the torturer in any movie that you can think of!

[funxnotdead]

Killer Tomatoes Eat France - Really Funny. I love this kind of humor.

Hellraiser: Deader - Meh

[MAD]

All Night Long 2:

The first one is crazy, but this one is 10 times crazier! Just read what it's about: "In downtown Japan, a lonely computer nerd tries to maintain a peaceful existance while being stalked by a gang of deviant homosexuals who want to use him for their brutal S&M activities"! Sounds crazy, right? Well, it's even crazier than it sounds! It has torture, sadomasochism, rape, murder, etc... and like the first one, it has a very violent and brutal ending! It's not very gore (it has some gore though), but the craziness makes up for it. A skinny computer nerd might not be as harmless as he seems. I love this series! All of the movies are about the dark side of human nature, about how we all have a violent side, about how a seemingly normal person can be a psychopath and/or a sadism, about how simple things can turn a person into a murderer, etc...

[MAD]

Seance (Ko-Rei):

Another fantastic Japanese horror movie! It's VERY good! It has a very good plot, very good characters (played by very good actors), some pretty damn creepy bits and it's quite sad! It's kinda slow and it's not very scary (compared to the well known Asian ghost movies), but just because a horror movie is slow and not very scary doesn't mean that it's bad. Slow doesn't equal bad unless you're an impatient person who needs action and over-the-top scares every 5 minutes. Seriously, the only people that could find this movie bad are impatient teenagers who need action and over-the-top scares every 5 minutes. If you're an open minded person who loves well made horror movies, you'll probably like this movie a lot!

I love Japan!

[Dr. Feinstone]

Jack Frost- The killer snowman movie. I love this one.

Meat Weed Madness!- WTF? I am at a loss for words.

[MAD]

The Booth:

From IMDB:

Shogo (Ryuta Sato), the arrogant and condescending star of a popular call-in radio-show must temporarily broadcast out of Studio 6, a creepy and dilapidated booth abandoned since its last DJ committed suicide several years ago. Suddenly, Shogo begins receiving disturbing calls, the voice on the line whispers "Liar" over and over. Is the joke on him, has someone discovered the truth about his sinister past, or has the curse of Studio 6 been unleashed again? In this Booth, all sins will be atoned for.

Another great movie from Japan! It's considered to be a horror movie, but outside of the the fact that it has lot of tension (it makes you feel weird and uneasy), it doesn't really have anything to do with the horror genre. Actually, it's for you to decide if it's horror or not (you'll understand what I mean if you watch it)! Anyway, the whole movie focuses on Shogo and takes place inside of the booth, but it never gets boring! I mean it! It's very entertaining, totally unpredictable (something rare these days) and the main character/actor is great! It's hard to like him because of the things that he's done, but at the same time you cannot help but feel bad for him. You can really feel his paranoia (if you've ever felt intense paranoia, you know that his reactions are extremely realistic) and you can really feel that something really bad is going to happen to him (but what you expect to happen might not happen...). Basically, it's a movie about paranoia. A damn good one at that. A brilliant one at that.

[MAD]

Carved:

Wow, this movie is SO unique! Why? Because it's average at best! It's a JAPANESE horror movie and it's average!!!!!! It's not bad, it's pretty entertaining, but it's not scary at all and the characters are really weak (didn't care about them). Can't believe that it's from the guy who made Noroi and Gurotesuku. It deserves something like 5/10 and Noroi and Gurotesuku deserve 10/10!

[funxnotdead]

Thirst - Fun Australian vampire movie. It had a really unique take on the vampire mythos.

House of 1000 Corpses - Wow I haven't seen this in a long time. It still is good and it still pretty much rips off the Texas Chainsaw movies.

[MAD]

The Cottage:

Great plot, great characters, entertaining, funny and gory! What more do you need? certainly deserves A LOT more than 6.2/10!

[MAD]

Headspace:

It's ok. It has some nice gore, but a movie with a weak plot needs A LOT of gore.

The Last House In The Woods:

Pretty good. It has a pretty good plot (it's not original at all, but I liked it), it's entertaining, pretty gory and it feels a lot like an 80's Italian horror movie.