Title: drykilllobster is now a quarter century in age
Description: that's 26.8 in Canada years!
Demonic Baboon - January 6, 2012 01:17 AM (GMT)
Did you think you would escape birthday wishes?!?! NEVER! Time to buy some obscure 7" and enjoy your hockey while being high or something. Also: maple syrup and cold temperatures I guess? HABS! LEAFS! CANUCKS! You guys really do have stupid sports team names though. The Jets and the Flames aren't much better. One is the name of a gang in West Side Story (when they play San Jose, I guess it's an EPIC REMATCH?) and the other is a name for gays who love interior decorating. Nice. I blame you personally. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
martin luther - January 6, 2012 01:24 AM (GMT)
THAT'S ONE LONG QUARTER OF CENTURY! LOLOLLLL OHHHH HO HO!
happy birthday joel
Magnum PIO - January 6, 2012 02:15 AM (GMT)
hi hope your birthday is as misrable as you are lowercaps for her pleasure you lousy hipster fuck
Bob Garbage - January 6, 2012 03:44 AM (GMT)
i hope you get many ugly t-shirts and sweaters. IN CAPS, BITCH.
The Jizzlobber - January 6, 2012 04:05 AM (GMT)
I WISH FOR YOU ALL THE DISCOGRIND AND CUNTCORE YOU WANT
drykilllobster - January 6, 2012 04:28 AM (GMT)