Title: Name[R]ipper is 30!
Description: Happy Oldness Achievement Day!
Demonic Baboon - December 5, 2011 01:17 PM (GMT)
30 (or 33) is the age at which Jesus was crucified, so since you kind of look like Jesus, you should probably stay away from large wooden crosses for the next 365 days or so. Also: don't trust Romans bearing whips or nails and hammers.
Mhewzikul - December 5, 2011 01:55 PM (GMT)
YOU ARE PROOF FLORIDIANS ARE COOL, OR AT LEAST THE ONES INTO METAL. WELCOME TO THE TRIPLE DECADE CLUB. NOW YOU CAN BITCH ABOUT HOW THINGS WERE COOL AND ARE NOT ANYMORE, IT'S A LAW I THINK. OH WELL GET THIRTY BLOWJOBS AND THIRTY SHOTS ON THIS DAY.
Magnum PIO - December 5, 2011 02:20 PM (GMT)
CONGRATULATIONS ON THE 30NDTH REMEMBERVERSARY OF THE BIG CUNT PUNT WELCOME WELCOME YOU JESUS SKELETOR TO THE DIRTY THIRTY OR AS I LIKE TO CALL IT THE WORDY THIRTY BECAUSE YOUR COOL MOUTH WORDS ARE NOT SO COOL NOW THAT YOU ARE OLD AS SHIT YOU ARE JUST A BLOWHARD PAST HIS PRIME SO GET DRUNK AND BLOWHARD TODAY CAUSE PEOPLE JUST GOTTA DEAL WITH YOUR SHIT NO MATTER WHAT BUT AFTER TODAY YOU ARE EFFED FOR L
martin luther - December 5, 2011 05:51 PM (GMT)
burningdown - December 5, 2011 07:27 PM (GMT)
happy birthday! congrats on turning 30/30-150 [coreytaylor]
Pharmacologist - December 7, 2011 04:43 AM (GMT)
Happy birthday nerdy version of Mikael Akerfeldt.
Spreck - December 7, 2011 08:53 AM (GMT)
Happy three decades to you! Hope it's good. I'll be entering my fourth, this month.
Bob Garbage - December 8, 2011 09:21 AM (GMT)
Yet again, I do not understand pharm's post.
Congrats on finally being old and useless!
Name[R]ipper - December 9, 2011 12:38 AM (GMT)
THANKS GUYS! DIRTY 30 CLUB WOO
as long as pharm continues to breathe I will know there is always someone more useless then me in the world!