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Quotes| Your Master |
Posted: May 16 2006, 03:18 AM
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Everything's Wrong, But It's Alright ...  Group: Admin Posts: 481 Member No.: 1 Joined: 4-May 06  |
Mal: “The next time you decide to stab me in the back, have the guts to do it to my face.”
River: “Two by two, hands of blue.” Mal: “You see anyone, smile.” Zoe: “I don't think anybody smiles in hospitals.” Mal: “Of course they do, it's the Core, everyone's rich and happy here!” Zoe: Captain'll come up with a plan. Kaylee: Well, that's good... right? Zoe: Possibly you're not recalling some of his previous plans. Zoe: I know something ain't right. Wash: Sweetie, we're crooks. If everything were right, we'd be in jail. Mal: They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that one out myself. Wash: This landing is gonna get pretty interesting. Mal: Define "interesting". Wash: [deadpan] Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die? Fruity Oaty Bar Jingle: Fruity Oaty Bars! Make a man out of a mouse! Fruity Oaty Bars! Make you bust out of your blouse! Eat them all the time! Let them blow your mind...ohh! Fruity Oaty Bars! Simon: [about River] Oh, one simple job! She'll be fine! Mal: She *is* fine! Except for being still crazy, she's a picture of health! Jayne: I won't get et! You shoot me if they take me! [Mal aims pistol squarely at Jayne] Jayne: Well, don't shoot me first! [after the hovercraft makes a crash landing in the hanger of Serenity. Simon runs to his sister] Simon: River! River? Are you okay? River: I swallowed a bug. The Operative: I want to resolve this like civilized men. I'm not threatening you. I'm unarmed. Mal: Good. [pulls gun and shoots Operative in the chest, knocking him into the wall, grabs Inara and gets ready to leave] The Operative: [grabs Mal from behind] I am, however, wearing full body armor. I am not a moron! Wash: I am a leaf on the wind - watch how I soar. Jayne: Shiny. Let's be bad guys. Zoe So-trap? Mal: Trap. Zoe: We goin' in? Mal: Ain't but a few hours out. Wash: Yeah, but remember the part where it's a trap? Mal: Do you want to run this ship? Jayne: Yes! Mal: [caught off guard] Well... you can't... Mal: Dear Buddha, please bring me a pony and a little plastic rocket... Wash: It's okay, I'm a leaf on the wind! Mal: What does that mean? |
     
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| Thorne Rose |
Posted: May 16 2006, 03:21 AM
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The Rum Tum Tugger is a *TERRIBLE BORE*... XD Group: Members Posts: 409 Member No.: 2 Joined: 5-May 06 |
*laughs at the quotes*
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| Your Master |
Posted: May 16 2006, 03:25 AM
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Everything's Wrong, But It's Alright ... Group: Admin Posts: 481 Member No.: 1 Joined: 4-May 06 |
They are great! ^^
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| Thorne Rose |
Posted: May 16 2006, 03:34 AM
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The Rum Tum Tugger is a *TERRIBLE BORE*... XD Group: Members Posts: 409 Member No.: 2 Joined: 5-May 06 |
*nodnod*
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| Your Master |
Posted: May 19 2006, 12:04 AM
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Everything's Wrong, But It's Alright ... Group: Admin Posts: 481 Member No.: 1 Joined: 4-May 06 |
Some favorites?
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| Thorne Rose |
Posted: May 19 2006, 01:18 AM
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The Rum Tum Tugger is a *TERRIBLE BORE*... XD Group: Members Posts: 409 Member No.: 2 Joined: 5-May 06 |
Too many to choose!!!!
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