Oh hell yes, woman.
And I do
not smell like butt! It's probably the odour on my jacket from Bido.
Aaaanyway~
Welcome to the forums. We'll be thinking up good RP pretty soon, yo.
And because you're not familiar with the forums I'm gonna show you how to do BBcode right here. It's similar to HTML but with subtle differences.
You use the "[ . ]" at the beginning of a word or sentence then the "[ /. ]" at the end of it.
For example:
[.b.]
Bold[./b.]
[.i.]
Italics[./i.]
[.u.]
Underline[./u.]
[.s.]
Strikeout[./s.]
You put your sentence or word between the bracket blocks and when you do so take out the periods or ".".
Now, for URLs and images.
For an image you need to have the URL for where you uploaded the image. Examples of Image Hosting sites are
Photobucket and
ImageShack.
It's a little more complicated with web addresses.
Here's an example:
[.url=http://www.realchat.com/chat.php]Real Chat[./url.]
You take out the periods / dots sans for the ones in the URL. And it looks like this:
Real ChatFor images.. You need the url here too.
[.img.]http://tn1-2.pv.deviantart.com/fs11/150/i/2006/255/2/b/Greed_Chibi__by_Kasandra_Callalily.jpg[./img.]
Take out the dots and this is what happens:

Now onto "quotes". The simple version is this:
[.quote.]Limmy smells like butt. <333[./quote.]
Take out the dots and:
For e-mail:
[.email.]limmylovesgreed@yahoo.com[./email.]
Take out the dots and:
limmylovesgreed@yahoo.comI'm not too keen on the colour pallet given on this board nor am I with the sizes or fonts so I can't give you examples.
Alot of these options are given above the text box with the "Code Button" option. But because I don't like messing with my mouse much I try to learn the BBcode and just type it out.
I hope this has helped and did I say "Welcome" yet?
Hail Lord Greed!