Think you had a bad day at work?
somnathroy
Posted: Oct 24 2008, 12:27 PM


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I LOVE MY JOB

If you don't laugh out loud after you read this you are in a coma! This is even funnier when you realize it's real! Next time you have a bad day at work think of this guy.

Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana . He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs.
Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister. She then sent it to radio station 103.2 on FM dial in Ft. Wayne , Indiana , who was sponsoring a worst job experience contest. Needless to say, she won.

Hi Sue, Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother.
Last week I had a bad day at the office. I know you've been feeling down lately at work, so I thought I would share my dilemma with you to make you realize it's not so bad after all.

Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first must bore you with a few technicalities of my job.

As you know, my office lies at the bottom of the sea. I wear a suit to the office. It's a wet suit. This time of year the water is quite cool. So what we do to keep warm is this: We have a diesel powered industrial water heater.
This $20,000 piece of equipment sucks the water out of the sea. It heats it to a delightful temperature.

It then pumps it down to the diver through a garden hose, which is taped to the air hose. Now this sounds like a darn good plan, and I've used it several times with no complaints.

What I do, when I get to the bottom and start working, is take the hose and stuff it down the back of my wet suit. This floods my whole suit with warm water. It's like working in a Jacuzzi.

Everything was going well until all of a sudden, my butt started to itch. So, of course, I scratched it. This only made things worse. Within a few seconds my butt started to burn.

I pulled the hose out from my back, but the damage was done. In agony I realized what had happened.

The hot water machine had sucked up a jellyfish and pumped it into my suit. Now, since I don't have any hair on my back, the jellyfish couldn't stick to it However, the crack of my butt was not as fortunate.

When I scratched what I thought was an itch, I was actually grinding the jellyfish into the crack of my butt.

I informed the dive supervisor of my dilemma over the communicator. His instructions were unclear due to the fact that he, along with five other divers, were all laughing hysterically.

Needless to say I aborted the dive. I was instructed to make three agonizing in-water decompression stops totaling thirty-five minutes before I could reach the surface to begin my chamber dry decompression. When I arrived at the surface, I was wearing nothing but my brass helmet.

As I climbed out of the water, the medic, with tears of laughter running down his face, handed me a tube of cream and told me to rub it on my butt as soon as I got in the chamber.

The cream put the fire out, but I couldn't poop for two days because my butt was swollen shut.

So, next time you're having a bad day at work, think about how much worse it would be if you had a jellyfish shoved up your butt.
Now repeat to yourself, 'I love my job, I love my job, I love my job.'
Whenever you have a bad day, ask yourself, is this a jellyfish bad day?
May you NEVER have a jellyfish bad day.
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blacky
Posted: Oct 24 2008, 12:41 PM


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lol newb
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Gemini
Posted: Oct 24 2008, 02:29 PM


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lol thats funny as hell....o.o i wanna put a jelly fish in my butt
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CJP
Posted: Oct 24 2008, 02:46 PM


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QUOTE (Gemini @ Oct 24 2008, 06:29 PM)
lol thats funny as hell....o.o i wanna put a jelly fish in my butt

ROFL IM SURE SOMEONE WOULD MAKE IT INTO A FETISH PORNO! xD


2 girls 1 jelly fish
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somnathroy
Posted: Oct 24 2008, 05:45 PM


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QUOTE (Gemini @ Oct 25 2008, 03:59 AM)
lol thats funny as hell....o.o i wanna put a jelly fish in my butt

Jellyfishes are dangerous. They may give you scars which can last a lifetime. tongue.gif
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Gemini
Posted: Oct 24 2008, 07:39 PM


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QUOTE (somnathroy @ Oct 24 2008, 05:45 PM)
Jellyfishes are dangerous. They may give you scars which can last a lifetime. tongue.gif

biggrin.gif my body already has scars that will last a lifetime....so JELLYFISH ME BABY!!!!!
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Lord Dheam
Posted: Oct 24 2008, 08:02 PM


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I hate my job.
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KrisTAHfer
  Posted: Sep 26 2009, 12:05 AM


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omg....that made my day....I was laughing so hard my stomach hurt.
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