But I like stories. I can read papers by intellectuals until the cows come home, and not really enjoy them (even if I find them interesting). Reading is escapism, it allows me to stretch my imagination, and wonder at the existence of different worlds. I know I'm rather juvenile in that respect - I've always enjoyed speculative fiction books more than any kind of modern-day thriller - but at least I'm true to what I really enjoy about reading.
Some people eat up these books about the suffering of people in Africa. I read the Lord of the Rings a dozen times before most people in my year even knew about their existence. Some people think the best stories are those written by women, under a male alias, back when women were not accepted as writers. I admit I like Harry Potter.
Get my drift?

Mind you, I'll give your idea a go. I killed the first book in two days, and the Tolkien one in a single day. Yes, I just sat and read all day. Tolkien's writing mesmerises me.