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i wANT a sANDWICH, That was on purpose.| Tux |
Posted: Aug 1 2004, 07:56 PM
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Administrator  Group: Gooey Marshmellow Treat (admin) Posts: 250 Member No.: 1 Joined: 12-January 04  |
Tux wandered (IOVERUSETHAT) around the town, looking for a place that sold sandwiches. He frowned as he saw that Subway was closed and that he couldn't get that goodness he desired.
"I will get my payback," he mumbled, tripping over a poor homeless man asking for food and money. Tux stood quickly, then turned to the man and snarled. "YOU! Don't just sit there, you dolt! YOU'RE A FREAKING ROAD BLOCK!" The man blinked, stood up, and walked away with his little jar of pennies and quarters and all inbetween. Tux chucked a rock after him, that missed by a mile and hit a car speeding down the highway at at least 20 miles over the speed limit. The fuming catboy then turned and walked into the nearest Starbucks and sat down for a nice cup of coffee. |
 
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| Faye |
Posted: Aug 1 2004, 08:00 PM
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Hi, Mom! Group: Gooey Marshmellow Treat (admin) Posts: 760 Member No.: 2 Joined: 13-January 04 |
Faye walked in the Starbucks at sat a table as well.
OOC- i wANT a aUTOcAr.  -------------------- NO.
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| Tux |
Posted: Aug 1 2004, 08:03 PM
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Administrator Group: Gooey Marshmellow Treat (admin) Posts: 250 Member No.: 1 Joined: 12-January 04 |
Tux glanced across the room to see that the only other residents were the girl and the person at the counter who was currently orgasming at a magazine that Tux didn't really want to see.
He scooted over to the table next to Faye's, and out of boredom muttered, "Hello, lovely lady." |
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| Faye |
Posted: Aug 1 2004, 08:06 PM
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Hi, Mom! Group: Gooey Marshmellow Treat (admin) Posts: 760 Member No.: 2 Joined: 13-January 04 |
"Hello, scary rapist." Faye said. She was a little worried about a random guy sitting next to her and saying "Lovley lady." "Uhh, sorry. I'm not used to having boys come sit next to me and call me lovley lady." she laughed nervously.
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| Tux |
Posted: Aug 1 2004, 08:10 PM
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Administrator Group: Gooey Marshmellow Treat (admin) Posts: 250 Member No.: 1 Joined: 12-January 04 |
"Eyyy, if I wanted to be a rapist, I wouldn't be raping girls..." Tux snorted, wrapping his tail around his leg in discomfort.
"I'm just bored and lonely, can't a guy talk to someone of the X type and not be a rapist?" he pouted and fiddled with a napkin on the table. "Ohhh weelll, I'll go kill myself because I have no friends...." |
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| Faye |
Posted: Aug 1 2004, 08:13 PM
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Hi, Mom! Group: Gooey Marshmellow Treat (admin) Posts: 760 Member No.: 2 Joined: 13-January 04 |
Faye blinked. "Um, NO. Don't go kill yourself. And yes, you can talk to me, it's not like I'm a inatimate object." she said.
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| Tux |
Posted: Aug 1 2004, 08:14 PM
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Administrator Group: Gooey Marshmellow Treat (admin) Posts: 250 Member No.: 1 Joined: 12-January 04 |
"Okay!" Tux smiled slightly evilly, moving over to Faye's table. "What's your name, lady?"
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| Faye |
Posted: Aug 1 2004, 08:15 PM
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Hi, Mom! Group: Gooey Marshmellow Treat (admin) Posts: 760 Member No.: 2 Joined: 13-January 04 |
"It's Faye, BOY."
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| Tux |
Posted: Aug 1 2004, 09:53 PM
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Administrator Group: Gooey Marshmellow Treat (admin) Posts: 250 Member No.: 1 Joined: 12-January 04 |
"And my name is Tux, dammit."
00C- REVIVE THIS NOW. |
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| Faye |
Posted: Aug 1 2004, 09:55 PM
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Hi, Mom! Group: Gooey Marshmellow Treat (admin) Posts: 760 Member No.: 2 Joined: 13-January 04 |
Faye smiled slyly(What the hell?) "It's a pleasure to meet you, Tux." she said twirling a piece of her hair because it was in the way.
OOC: AHAHA. I suck. ::crazy grin:: -------------------- NO.
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