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Why I Love Bacolod..., ano imo ya?... say it all here..

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qwikqwik	Posted: Sep 2 2007, 09:04 AM
rhix Group: Members Posts: 5,769 Member No.: 80 Joined: 24-February 05	How to get on the jeep in Manila Step 1: Go to the jeepney stop. Step 2: When a jeep passes by, elbow two thirds of the NCR population out of the way. Step 3: Grab the jeepney rail. Jump. (Assume the jeep will not stop) In Bacolod Step 1: Stand where you are. All the jeepneys will stop in front of you and ask: "Masakay ka 'day?" (or "'to" if you are a male) Step 2: If you [1] don't like the way the jeep looks [2] don't like the music it is playing [3] don't like the way the driver looks or smells You can [1] look everywhere but at the jeep [2] look stonily at the driver and wait for him to drive away. [3] No need to open your mouth. How to get off the jeep in Manila Step 1: Yell "Para!" Step 2: Jump. No need to wait for the jeep to come to a full stop. It won't. In Bacolod Step 1: Say in your normal voice: "Sa lugar lang...." Step 2: Expect the driver to reply in the same voice: "May manaog di.....?" Step 3: At this point you can scream bloody murder. "Sa lugar lang!Sa lugar lang!" Step 4: Don't worry, as the rest of the passengers will start whistling and banging on the jeep to let you off. Step 5: Jeep will stop half a kilometer away from your destination. You have the option to yell: "Bungol!" Step 6: Take your sweet time getting down.

ninja kid	Posted: Sep 3 2007, 11:19 AM
now u see me .. now u don't!!! Group: Members Posts: 1,935 Member No.: 778 Joined: 31-March 07	ako ya? kaon inasal nga gakinamot lang sa Manukan Country ... patula sing ulo ka isda sa pala-pala para madula ang hang-over ... lantaw sine nga pirme may dobol ... kaon kansi sa mga restaurant lapit sa Burgos Market ... mamahaw sa McDo 6th. St. kag maglibot-libot sa Capitol Lagoon pagkatapos ... tayhong sing mabugnaw nga San Mig Lite sa may MO2 ... kag magpahunay-hunay mientras gapanglukit sisi sa kilid sing baybay sing Punta Taytay ... :naughty: ayosss ah! :thumb:

sphinx	Posted: Sep 3 2007, 11:25 AM
IOTA PI Rule..... Group: Administrator I Posts: 8,481 Member No.: 23 Joined: 3-February 05	baw... puli ta sa bacolod ah....

jaksparrow21	Posted: Sep 3 2007, 11:29 AM
jack d' spark Group: Members Posts: 9,361 Member No.: 646 Joined: 26-September 06	kanami lang ka life didto ba... baby baby baby baby

ninja kid	Posted: Sep 3 2007, 11:36 AM
now u see me .. now u don't!!! Group: Members Posts: 1,935 Member No.: 778 Joined: 31-March 07	kanami kung damo ka itang eh ... nami man to gani sa Palmas del Mar ... didto kami honeymoon ni misis ... :rolleyes: lakat-lakat sa kilid babay ah ... HHWW ... PSSP ... hehehe ... :thumb: :thumb: :thumb:

sphinx	Posted: Sep 3 2007, 11:38 AM
IOTA PI Rule..... Group: Administrator I Posts: 8,481 Member No.: 23 Joined: 3-February 05	baw.... gusto ko na magkaon Nena's Chicken Inasal sa may Manokan kag mag lagaw sa SM

ninja kid	Posted: Sep 3 2007, 11:42 AM
now u see me .. now u don't!!! Group: Members Posts: 1,935 Member No.: 778 Joined: 31-March 07	makaon ka dayon halo-halo sa Central market migs? miss, padugang ko bi ice ... updi na lang diutay nga gatas ah ... :naughty:

jaksparrow21	Posted: Sep 3 2007, 11:47 AM
jack d' spark Group: Members Posts: 9,361 Member No.: 646 Joined: 26-September 06	dayon mo tambay sa robinson pa mantay mga tahum nga uyab hehe!!! :naughty: :naughty:

ninja kid	Posted: Sep 3 2007, 11:50 AM
now u see me .. now u don't!!! Group: Members Posts: 1,935 Member No.: 778 Joined: 31-March 07	pagpulit agi sa Lupit Bridge ... Purok Litsonan ... ka magbakal 1/2 kilo ... sumsuman ... inde gani bakal sing lamayo nga karaho sa Central Market ... :thumb:

jaksparrow21	Posted: Sep 3 2007, 12:13 PM
jack d' spark Group: Members Posts: 9,361 Member No.: 646 Joined: 26-September 06	nami man da hapit sa crossroad kag mag lab ok sang mayami nga redhorse :shot: :shot: :shot:

sphinx	Posted: Sep 3 2007, 12:33 PM
IOTA PI Rule..... Group: Administrator I Posts: 8,481 Member No.: 23 Joined: 3-February 05	Kag magbakal preska nga prutas kag utanon sa Libertad Market

ninja kid	Posted: Sep 3 2007, 02:17 PM
now u see me .. now u don't!!! Group: Members Posts: 1,935 Member No.: 778 Joined: 31-March 07	magkaon batchoy sa Ted's ukon Chinky's ... slurrrppp! :thumb:

sphinx	Posted: Sep 3 2007, 02:24 PM
IOTA PI Rule..... Group: Administrator I Posts: 8,481 Member No.: 23 Joined: 3-February 05	kag magbakal tinapay sa Bakers

nayr	Posted: Sep 3 2007, 04:15 PM
"tol" Group: Members Posts: 634 Member No.: 107 Joined: 1-April 05	Sympre kay ara sa bacolod balay ko! "ders no place like home daan!"

lyn80	Posted: Sep 3 2007, 05:19 PM
TiKrA-TiKrA Group: Members Posts: 13,144 Member No.: 1,204 Joined: 30-June 07	korek! magbakal gani sa tyangge nga wala tawo dayon singgit...mabakaaaaaaal! hehehe..

gguzon	Posted: Sep 3 2007, 05:21 PM
TVT Adiktus Group: Members Posts: 14,378 Member No.: 753 Joined: 22-February 07	:lol: :lol: :lol: salapi kag pisos ang kwarta?

*Buyogon95*	Posted: Sep 3 2007, 05:22 PM
* The CockPit Master * Group: Local Moderator Posts: 27,793 Member No.: 578 Joined: 16-June 06	may ara man pisitas ah... nyahahahaha..!!!!!!!!1 :lol:

lyn80	Posted: Sep 3 2007, 05:27 PM
TiKrA-TiKrA Group: Members Posts: 13,144 Member No.: 1,204 Joined: 30-June 07	ngita ta bingkong a..hehehe

jaksparrow21	Posted: Sep 3 2007, 05:31 PM
jack d' spark Group: Members Posts: 9,361 Member No.: 646 Joined: 26-September 06	ibakal tulapo^

gguzon	Posted: Sep 3 2007, 07:21 PM
TVT Adiktus Group: Members Posts: 14,378 Member No.: 753 Joined: 22-February 07	bakal ko coconut bar kag buble gum ah...

sphinx	Posted: Sep 3 2007, 07:26 PM
IOTA PI Rule..... Group: Administrator I Posts: 8,481 Member No.: 23 Joined: 3-February 05	may ari ko balon nga butong butong mig

lyn80	Posted: Sep 3 2007, 09:14 PM
TiKrA-TiKrA Group: Members Posts: 13,144 Member No.: 1,204 Joined: 30-June 07	sadya lang sang una magbantay sa may paradahan sang mansilingan nga lapit sa may uno r kay laba2 ka mga pasahero pero ang gaabot nga dyip paisa isa lang basta mga alas 7 na..kay paano gab i gab i na katama ang alas 7 ya..

ninja kid	Posted: Sep 4 2007, 10:28 AM
now u see me .. now u don't!!! Group: Members Posts: 1,935 Member No.: 778 Joined: 31-March 07	kaon ka chicharon mientras gapila ah ... inde gani kropek ... ayos ah! :thumb:

*Buyogon95*	Posted: Sep 4 2007, 10:29 AM
* The CockPit Master * Group: Local Moderator Posts: 27,793 Member No.: 578 Joined: 16-June 06	sa bacolod may Masskara Festival... na miss ko na gid na bah....

ninja kid	Posted: Sep 4 2007, 10:32 AM
now u see me .. now u don't!!! Group: Members Posts: 1,935 Member No.: 778 Joined: 31-March 07	lapit na lang Bords ... Oct. 21 ang highlights ah ... damo naman ni hubog galagaw sa palibot Plaza ... hehe ... :lol:

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