DANCE ANTHEM OF THE 80SSO VOLDEMORT IS WINNING.
FUNNY, RIGHT? LAUGH IT OFF. JUST REMEMBER POTTERVERSE SEVEN,
VOLDEMORT CAN'T WIN. HE'S STUPID AND UGLY AND HAS A TEENY LIL'
HEART MADE OF ICE. BUT THE YEAR IS 1980, AND HARRY POTTER IS ST
ILL RUNNING AROUND IN FETUS FORM INSIDE OF ONE MRS. LILY POTTER.
THE MINISTRY IS SKIPPING ABOUT LIKE DIMWITTED OLD FARTS, LOOKING
IMPORTANT BUT REALLY JUST HINDERING THE EFFORTS OF THE ORDER
AND MAKING IT DAMN NEAR IMPOSSIBLE TO KILL THE BLOODY BASTARD
S RESPONSIBLE FOR TRYING TO ANNIHILATE A RACE. FANTASTIC. SO
IN AN EFFORT TO SAVE A WORLD WHERE PEOPLE AREN'T CUT UP FOR
LACKING IN THE MAGICAL DEPARTMENT, THOUGH THEY CERTAINLY DO
NOT LACK IN OTHER AREAS, THE ORDER IS GATHERING MEMBERS AND
KEEPING THE REBELLION ALIVE. WITH SO MANY DEVIL INCARNATES TH
OUGH, THE IDEA OF A FUTURE WHERE DADDY CAN CHASE HIS BABY G
IRL'S SUITORS WITHOUT HAVING TO DOUBLE CHECK TO ENSURE THEY
AREN'T A MALFOY, OR A NOTT, OR A DOHIGGENSWHATSHISFACE, IS NO
WHERE IN SIGHT. IT'S DARK AND THE CHILDREN OF THE REVOLUTION ARE
HARDLY DARING TO BREATHE. HOP ONTO THE BATTLE FIELD, TINY DANC
ER. THIS IS WHERE THE SHIT GOES DOWN. THIS IS THE DANCE ANTHEM
OF THE 80S.
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