Corrupt A Wish

Here are the rules for the game. A person makes a wish. The person after the first poster grants the wish however with a twist. That person then makes a wish.

EX: Post 1: I wish for tons of money.
Post 2: Granted however the money is counterfeit.
I wish for a cheese pizza...

Get it? Good. I will go first.

I wish for a turkey sandwhich.

Your wish is granted, be quick before it flies away.

Have I got this right I wonder

LMAO. That wasn't exactly corrupted. Let me see. When you grant the person wish there has to be a twist to it. Sort of something bad.

Ex: I wish for a katana with a sharp blade.
Granted, however you cut off your own arm.

Get it? How about the next person make a wish and I will corrupt it lol.

I wish for... my laziness to be cured

Granted however now you keep doing things and your arms fall off.

I wish for some white rice to go with my general tso's chicken.

Granted, but your sister is the one who gets to eat the chicken

I wish for the ability to be invisible

Granted however your clothes become invisible and not you.

I wish for a new katana with a good blade.

Granted, but it has no handle

I wish for humans to stop destroying the world

^ Ack, that was me, didnt know i wasnt logged in

Granted, instead they destroy themselves.

I wish for a new pink Gucci Bag.

However, there is a bomb attached to the zipper so when you open it, it blows up.

I wish for the power to raise the dead

Granted however they eat your brains.

I wish for a faster computer.

Granted, but it has no programs on it and keeps breaking down

I wish for a liscence to kill

Granted however it expired last year

I wish for my own planet

however, the sun is about to explode in less then a minute

I wish for complete control of the space/time threads of the universe