STRING THEORY !
"The size and age of the Cosmos are beyond ordinary human understanding. Lost somewhere between immensity and eternity is our tiny planetary home. In a cosmic perspective, most human concerns seem insignificant, even petty. And yet our species is young and curious and brave and shows much promise."
- Carl Sagan
registration is probably the most important part of your whole expereince on the board, because largely it dictates how well you can follow instructions. our instructions are quite simple. register with a title, first and last name, all in lowercase letters. and for the dumb dumbs that means that you don't press the cap locks key. kay? now, as always, if you make a mistake, we'll be more than happy to change it for you, but just - register correctly from the get go, okay? you'll make the admins happy. and when you make the admins happy we give you cookies. and who doesn't like cookies? UPDATE;; the time lords are just "the doctor" or whatever, no full names needed
post length
alright, so we'll be honest. the admins aren't the world's biggest bitches and we're not gonna come after you with sharp sticks if you don't always meet this, but we're asking that you try and maintain at least 300 words per post. that's really not a lot, and so we're asking you to try. yeah you maybe can't hit it every time if you're not the strongest rper, but we do consider ourselves a literate site, so please try!
graphics
graphics are a must. you have to have them. period. avatars can be a size of 100x100. as for sigs, yes you have to have one, but we're not gonna be dictators about the sizes. as long as it doesn't stretch the page, we're happy. if you can't make graphics yourself, either pm an admin and we'll help you out, or even better, check caution v 2.0. they'll surely have something that'll interest you.
face claims
we're not gonna go around banning specific claims. you wanna go disney, go for it. tokio hotel? that's fine. scene kid? perfectly okay. the only thing we're gonna ask is that if you are using a myspace face, make sure they are someone that doesn't just look like a normal person. as in someone who could be sitting next to you sharpening their pencil in class. unless you happen to be rad enough to go to school with joe jonas. then that'd be cool. take pictures for us?
advertising
is done in the advertising forum, only. that's why it's there. we won't hesitate to give you the boot if we see it happening in the cbox or via pm or e-mail. kthnx.
characters
alright, so it's a fact that chicks in general are more popular than guys. so we're going to ask that you please try and keep the numbers reasonable. for every two girls that you make, your third character has gotta be a guy. and as far as charrie maxes, we're gonna ask that you not make more than four. after that it starts getting a bit ridiculous and you're soon going to end up rping with yourself. as far as pregnancy goes, you can make your girl pregnant, but it has to be a realistic reason. and we're not letting every girl get knocked up. oh and mary sues and gary stus! kthnx.
site rating
okay, watch this. this site is rated pg-13. that means that swearing, sex, partying, and all other mature themes are going to come up. important: fade to black if your topic involves sex. once the shirts start comin' off and people start pulling out the condoms, you know it's time to fade to black we are asking that if you are going to do a scene that you KNOW for sure is going to involve mature themes, please place an [m] in your thread description. and if you only realize half way in that that is where your thread is going, PM an admin. we'll gladly add the [m] in there for you, no problemo! remember, you're joining with this in mind.
respect
respect the other admins and members. the admins have worked hard on the site and we won't tolerate you dissing us or our members. either to our face, via pm, and especially not in our cbox. thanks. but this shouldn't be a problem, now should it? because if it is, no cookies for you!
have fun
most important rule of all! and don't ever forget it.
credits
penny aka OMG LUFF of CAUTION 2.0 made these rules. remove her credit tag and die. kthnx.
