` There goes the [p l a n e t], Sammie's relations

• SAMANTHA "SAM" ARCHER

• attached at the hip • it's either the 4th of july, or someone's trying to kill us!
• practically family • i've lost the bleeps, the sweeps, and the creeps.
• partners in crime • i was left on the doorstep of a monastery.
• best friends • you're really a spaceball. you know that, don't you?
• close friends • i can't breathe in this thing!
• good friends • i always have my coffee when i watch radar, you know that.
• enemies turned friends • they've gone to plaid!
• party friends • did I miss something? when did we get to disneyland?
• drinking friends • oh, shit. there goes the planet.
• first name basis • and what do we have on this thing? a cuisinart?





• hardcore • the vulcan neck pinch?
• mutual dislike • yogurt! yogurt! i hate yogurt! even with strawberries.
• enemies • thank you for pressing the self destruct button.
• rivals • it's like the temple of doom or something.
• enemies • my hair, he shot my hair. son of a bitch!
• friends turned enemies • out of order? even in the future, nothing works!
• backstabbed • why didn't somebody tell me my ass was so big?
• annoyance • no, it's not what you think. it's much, much worse!
• avoidance • what the hell am I looking at?
• jealousy • what's the matter, colonel sandurz? chicken?
• tolerance • keep firing, assholes!
• love-hate • you've captured their stunt doubles!




• in love • her royal higness' matched luggage!
• final • why are we always "preparing"? just go.
• current • they must have hyperjets on that thing.
• physical attraction • that was my virgin alarm.
• on and off dating • if i walk, the movie will be over.
• lust • ohhhh, your helmet is so big!
• crush - specify • besides he's got a sexy voice. he might be cute.
• past on good/bad terms • so the combination is one, two, three, four, five?
• secret • irriversable! just like my raincoat!
• flirting • you are ugly when you're angry.
• obsession • yes, we're gonna have to go right to ludicrous speed.
• friends with benefits • hey wait, you forgot to get married!




• family - specify • funny, she doesn't look druish.
• respect • i knew it. i'm surrounded by assholes!
• protect • i ain't shooting this thing, i hate guns.
• hero • please, please, don't make a fuss. i'm just plain yogurt.
• roommate • not in here, mister! this is a mercedes!
• mixed feelings • there are two sides to every schwartz.
• like family • close all shops in the mall, cancel the three ring circus, secure all animals in the zoo!
• stalker • ha, didn't even stay for the wedding.
• other - specify • i am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.



this plotpage was made by ella of RPG UNDERGROUND and CAUTION! do not steal this. that would be mean
and against the law, and why bother going to jail when she is very graciously giving
it up for grabs? all you have to do is keep this little tag-y thing on. really, it's pretty
easy. anywho. onto the rules. post in mine, i'll post in yours. please, please, please
pick more than one relationship, and try to write long histories. it's much more interesting.
the quotes on this page are from the splendiferous movie, spaceballs.

all my homedawgs.

too bad there's no one here yet.