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I've hated Twilight ever since my girlfriend forced me to go watch the first movie with her. Every time the most minor character appeared, every single girl in the cinema got up and screamed.
Including my girlfriend.
I counted a total of 3 guys out of dozens of girls in the audience. We were all looking completely confused and had no idea what we were meant to be enjoying. I'd read the books (Much to my dismay) and I'm pretty sure even if Eric, some dude who appeared in the first book for two pages and has never appeared since, does not deserve applause.
"OMG I SAW ERIC!" - *Clap Clap Clap Clap* "AMG ITS EMMETT!" - *Clap Clap Clap Clap Clap Clap* "EDWARD CULLEN! OMGOMGOMGOMG..." - *Clap Clap Clap Clap *Clap Clap Clap Clap!!*
Jesus H. Christ. I couldn't hear what they were saying in the movie because of all the squealing and clapping.
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- STARRY HEAVEN: 99% Female / 1% Male - 1% Includes: Pizza and Seh, etc. - Poor, poor men in such a cruel environment...
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