I was just on ED when I saw this: http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/South_Park

I was appalled and shocked about what I read mostly from the sexual pictures they displayed but what they said about the show and each of the characters themselves:


Stan: Whiny little faggot who is Trey Parker's avatar on the show. Despite being the least interesting of all of the characters, he gets a large amount of screen time with his fucktarded father. Currently dating Wendy Testaburger (stand-in for Trey Parker's dumb slut ex-girlfriend, who dumped Trey days before South Park hit the airwaves and left him a fucking millionaire). Though he is supposed to be best friends with Kyle, Stan has no problems whatsoever with selling Kyle out to Cartman or taking Cartman's side whenever Kyle and Cartman feud. Some neckbeards believe Stan has a higher purpose and is God, when in fact he's as interesting as watching flies on shit.

Kyle: Matt Stone's very own avatar. Like all Jews he is a fluffy, whiny, curly haired Jew bitch. This causes people to question his gender and age. The sight of him mercilessly turns 16 year old girls that waste their time on deviantART into...well...pedophiles. It is enough to make a high authority figure cry.
Chris Hansen questioning Cartman about the Rule 34 picture he saw of him and Kyle on deviantART. On the other side, he is only a Jew just because his mother forces him to. Therefore, if he did not scream in shock at the site of a picture of Hitler and complain constantly, then people would think he is not Jewish.
Knowing him, he has probably slept with Ariel Sheraton or gotten raped by a 16 year old girl. He also enjoys good and humorous television.

Kenny: The ex-red shirt from an alcoholic family. He's the most obscene of all the boys but because his parka muffles his voice, it's difficult to make out exactly what he's saying without the closed captioning on. Parker and Stone most likely thought this was a hilarious idea, allowing them to make him say whatever raunchy shit they wanted. This would be a great idea, if anybody cared two shits about Kenny himself. When the movie came out, all the fantards went batshit insane because for the first time, it was revealed what Kenny actually looked like. Why anyone would care is beyond our understanding because all the South Park characters look exactly the fucking same. Earlier in the series, Kenny died in almost every episode as the show's running gag. This lasted for five seasons until Parker and Stone decided to kill Kenny off for good and replace him with Butters. Unfortunately, two things happened: Comedy Central went batshit nuts over losing merchandise money off Kenny shirts, dolls, and sticker books; and Parker and Stone made Butters into such a faggy whipping boy for the other kids that Comedy Central was forced to put the banhammer on Parker and Stone to get them to leave Butters alone. So Kenny was brought back in season six's finale and now only dies once every season, which is often the only thing Kenny does nowadays.
In the eyes of the fangirls, Kenny is thought of as being the "sexiest" of the boys and many a fanfic has spawned about him whoring himself out to the other boys for anonymous sex for money for the emo factor. Then again, it's obviously it was written by the people at deviantART.

Butters: A pussy who gets the shit beaten out of him by his mentally ill mother and closet-homosexual father, often after Cartman does something and frames Butters for it so that he can watch Butters be tortured for his amusement.
Butters was a background character promoted up the ladder as Kenny's replacement with the intent that instead of dying each episode, Butters would be tortured and abused and treated as the bitchboy of the group. But this got stopped when fans latched onto the character and Comedy Central, upon being told that Butter's gimmick would be "his parents beat him black and blue", forced Butters from this fate and into a secondary supporting cast member role.
Thanks to the DA Tartlets, Butters is usually paired with Eric Cartman as a homosexual couple and drawn often like a tranny, even though Cartman is the one who dresses like a girl (a fact that Butters revealed to his entire class and a group of soldiers, to Cartman's horror and shame) and sucked Butter's cock after drugging him. Despite this, Butters' tranny persona "Marjorine" has become popular in fanart to further the faggotry. The fact that all the characters are under 10 years old means that the creators are not only fabulous faggots but pedophiles as well. Really. We're HIV positive.

Cartman: Cartman is the show's break-out character, to such an extent that Parker and Stone have both retconned the history of the series to shove Cartman to the forefront of their vision of South Park, when they initially pitched the series. However, if you watch the original batch of episodes, you'll see that Cartman was nothing more than a supporting cast, mentally retarded fat kid who rose to fame and overtook the show from Stan and Kyle on the back of two memes: "Kyle's Mom is a Big, Fat Bitch" and "BEEFCAKE!!!!!"
Eric is the racist, sociopathic closet case, and as the self-important spawn of a hermaphrodite, Cartman soon rose to fame as the defining character of the series. At some point, he's a very good avatar of the Jews too. The evolution of Cartman can be seen in three forms:
Mentally retarded kid who gets manipulated by the others, culminating in him being mock-crucified and abandoned in the desert for several weeks. (Seasons 1-3)
Manipulative schemer who seeks to make a million dollars, but who occasionally gets fucked over by people smarter than he is, and will horribly fuck up anyone who fucks with him by having their parents murdered and said parents corpses turned into chili that is they are then manipulated into eating. (Seasons 4-5)
Satanically evil figure with no soul who will fuck you up just because. (Season 6-present) Some argue Cartman jumped the shark when he entered the third phase, since Parker and Stone removed any remaining elements of being a sympathetic character from Cartman and turned him into a fat ball of pure evil incarnate.
Most fans like to point out, at every chance possible, Cartman's immense faggotry:
Making out with a life-sized cardboard cut-out of Justin Timberlake while dressed up like Brittany Spears. Date-raping Butters with NyQuil so he could stick Butter's dick into his mouth.His obsession with making Kyle suck his balls, via a bet to get his tiny balls sucked off by him in the overrated Imaginationland trilogy. He also joined NAMBLA on one occasion, leading to all his friends (all boys) being almost raped. He also fucked Leonardo Di Caprio while in drag, though he was not mentally sound at the time, having suffered a blow to the head that made him think he was a child prostitute of Vietnamese descent. Giving Ben Affleck a handjob on multiple occasions. Cartman's hatred of Jews (and love for both Hitler and Mel Gibson), as well as his weight, has caused many to speculate that Cartman's biological mother (who had sex with his tranny mother and got knocked up by him/her) is Kyle's mom, making Cartman half-Jewish. Actually, he's fucking Jewish. It's only a way to make Kyle's the good guy in all of the show, the roles have been switched purposely by Stone and Parker. Watch South Park thinking Kyle's the innocent citizen and Cartman the Jew, it all works good now.

Chef: A stereotypical obese n****r who would give the children advice whilst occasionally bursting into song about fucking white wymen. Eventually became a pedophile (as a metaphor for Scientology - seriously) and a Darth Vader clone. I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING SCAMMERS ON MY MOTHERFUCKIN' LIFE! Since he has slept with over 9,000 women, it is no doubt he has herpes. Or Scientology pamphlets.
Like every religious person (Christfags, Jews, Muslims, atheists etc.), Hayes was happy to take the piss out of other peoples' beliefs but left South Park forever when they started making fun of his own religion cult. So Parker and Stone turned Hayes' Chef into a brainwashed, globetrotting pedophile who was no longer interested in "making sweet love to you, woman", but instead interested in putting his balls in Kyle's rectum after he'd joined a "fruity little club" called the Super Adventure Club.
It is also believed that Hayes was murdered by members of the cult, due to the fact that he did not stick his ass 4 feet in the air for them when questioned about his opinion on the episode that he "quit" because of. This is purely speculation and should not be taken as fact. Just saying.....
"The Return of Chef"


Btw they did NOT censor out the N word for chef's article. I made this article to see if anybody has seen that article and your thoughts.

This surprises you...?
It's ED.

I know that. I'm just wanting to see what people think of it. Okay maybe my reaction was one that was surprising to most but still...


I really don't know.

ED is the humorless, homosexuality-obsessed cousin of Uncyclopedia (a far better site). The articles use of pornographic material doesn't suprise me, as some of the articles I've seen are more pornography than article, and some of it is quite disturbing (and I'm not easily disturbed).

My advice is to not go on ED if you're sensitive to that type of humor. As for me, I'm pretty laid-back and I don't easily get upset over things I read over the internet, so I was able to read that ED article and chuckle at a few things. (Especially the evolution of Eric Cartman.)

I saw that eons ago. You have to be very tired to find any of it funny, but whatever. Every article on that 'encyclopedia; is like that.

Since when were encyclopedias supposed to be funny anyway?

Since Uncyclopedia, apparently, whom these guys seem to be ripping off terribly.

But Kyle is just so...rapeable.

ARG I LOVE YOU JEW

I'm not sixteen, but have loved him since I was 14 *shrug*

I just read kyle's part, I loled at it.

I actually like reading ED sometimes...but not for the porn. And I only go very rarely.

And by the way, if you're going to make a joke about this, please be more original than "11 year olds shouldn't read such things" -_-

What the fuck are these people trying to pull with doing this? It's disturbing if you ask me and after jerry springer, that's not common for me to say anymore.

I don't get what is so shocking though. Every article is like that.

There are great ED articles, and then there are articles like this, I guess. If you read an ED article that goes on about something not Internet-related then chances are it's gonna blow chunks.

I just never heard of that place before until i saw this thread so i decided to see what the hype was about. Reading shit like that place has makes me start to lose faith in the human race.

lol "great" and "ED" in the same sentence without "not
Ive never read anything on there that was remotely funny.

Don't go to their offended page..I know someone who was tricked into going there :o

Well from what I can see, the people on that site are clearly r-tards who want to slag off anything and everything. Just best to ignore them and they might go away

They've been around for years and are still growing. Sad, but true.

I think it's been around since 2003. And there will always be people who don't ignore them, they're famous, so they won't just get ignored.

Just an ED article like any other, but they mention Mewster so I lol'd.

Wait, they did? XD!!! I must have skipped over that part!

Yes, I hotlinked to it in his name even! But if you're not into the whole hotlinking business here: http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/South...and_Its_Fanbase

Oh man, that's hilarious. XD I wonder how Mewster is doing these days...

Mewster is a fellow Cartman-hater, and I've kinda wanted to meet him for a while.

Also, Alex mentioned Uncyclopedia; I checked it out and it's hilarious.

:blink: You WANT to meet MEWSTER!? :blink:

Lulz. Austin is a n00b and doesn't quite understand what meeting Mewster means~ ;)

Mewster used to be nice back in 2004. Then he flipped a shit

XD I think I am at the end of the Stan section.

Wasn't Mewster his wife's account that he later took over?
I mean, was Mewster Mewster in 2004, or was Mewster Mewster's wife?

Mewster Mewster.

Well, I didn't like meeting Niels :(

But, we at least share a common thought. I've seen some douche-ism from him, so I wouldn't want to be friends or anything.

(Digging up SPS history ftw)

I thought the two of you had excellent chemisty, my boy. B)

Just because you raped me doesn't mean I'm your boy. :angry:

Hmm... When was the E-lection again?
'Cause that's when shit really hit the fan with armies and stuff.
Kinda makes you wonder if that had anything to do with mewster turning to the dark side.

I think it was summer of 2004?

Some of Mewster's posts in the Cartman army thread were funny though...

It was November 2004. That was the corner; he was great before and during it.

Shane, stop describing your sex life with OB. Or Niels. Whoever you had then. slut

A lot of things changed after that event.
It was only supposed to be input from the fanbase, but it became so much more. Kinda makes you wonder if the creators ever caught wind of that cluster fuck...

The idea is full of holes. I mean, couldn't someone make 268736128763 accounts and cheat?