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[MISHA SAMUEL CROAKER]

--misha samuel croaker-- NO DIRECTION - RESILIANT - PUNCHBAG tell me something that i know, just something that i understand, i need to taste the warming glow, of your medicating hands. i know i'm ready for your love, i just don't understand it, there is a silent pact of trust, that i never could admit, so now i'm telling you the reason i'm all messed up, just have to look me in the eyes and i fall apart, please let me hold you till i know we are both through this, i couldn't lead another day without you here in my arms. _______________________ so life has been pretty shit for misha. it was all going good until five years ago, and he's been here for that moment on. see misha lost the love of his life, and his unborn baby, in a lion attack at the circus. for some reason the lion spared him, and then misha was essentially kidnapped by said circus and forced into contract. he's kinda been here from that point onwards as the resident doctor doolittle and punchbag -- the fire eaters just love pounding the crap out of him. they broke his ankle once to stop him running off - charming bastards right? you ever want a good anecdote about why it's shit to be with the circus, just look misha up. he's probably sleeping in the lion's cage or tied to a post somewhere to stop him running off. now what you probably didn't know about misha is that this guy, no matter how downtrodden, is full of life. he's not dead yet and he refuses to be beaten into his grave. he's standing up and standing out. he wants to make a difference to the people around him, and maybe mend his own heart and broken body at the same time. he's a vibrant performer, if only to throw two fingers up at remorini. many of the carnies don't actually know who he is due to the fact that he kinda keeps to himself. it keeps people out of trouble if they're not with him; but he's fed up of being alone. he has animals at his command. he could tear this place to the ground...if he had an army behind him and the lions weren't so goddamned lazy. but that's just it. he's a rebellious spirit who fights back against those who break his nose every five months or so and like to kick his teeth in, tie him up and throw him in a rather unpleasant puddle. you have to laugh right? and so he is. no matter what he's been through, misha is one determined bastard. he's smart too. he's not going down without a fight, and after five years of being in this hell hole, he knows he's ready to actually become one of the family, if everyone else will let him. misha needs friends. he needs lots of nasty enemies. and of course spooks would LOVE you forever if someone could come along and mend my baby's broken heart *SNUGGLES HER MISHA* come on, he's hot. _______________________ THIS TEMPLATE MADE BY TURN YOU ON ! @ CAUTION. DON'T STEAL PLEASE.

[MAGDALENE EDITH DRAKE]

Finley and Maggie want his body. Not even gonna lie. Finley would be subtle, Mag's would not. Um. Aside from that though, Finley would enjoy freeing him for a little bit and Maggie would come read to him or something while he's all tied up.

[MISHA SAMUEL CROAKER]

FINLEY & MISHA

ok so misha is gonna like this guy! anyone who unties him is a friend of his - ghost or not! i think he'd always find it a bit strange that potentially his best mate is actually dead, but he'd probably find it amusing - as well as finley wanting his body. he'd play up to it in a very dry sense of humor kind of way. like when he's tied to something he'd tease finley about it 'you know you love it. that's why you always appear when i'm like this...it turns you on' *grin* so yeah! i think these two could get along really well!

MAGGIE & MISHA

oh dear not subtle eh? haha! i don't think misha would really know how to handle that! he'd be very polite about i think. he'd think she was an attractive girl and all but someone coming on to him just because she wants to jump his friends is something he hasn't encountered since he was like twenty years old *grin* he'd probably be tempted though, not gonna lie. and he'd adore her for reading to him. he really would appreciate it!! so yeah! i think these two should be friends. goooood friends!

[MAVERICK RYKER BLACK]

They both work with lions. They both went through terrible losses. Maverick is a bit crazy and so is Misha.

CAN THEY BE FRIENDS?

[JLYN]

MISHA & CLEMENTINE

lol so i actually just watched 127 hours last night, am i the only one who thought how fucking random it was that clemence poesy was in that movie? even if just for a little bit, hahaha. /offtangent. anyways! misha needs hugs so badly. DDD: but clementine is not the "feelings" type, let alone the hugger type, so she'd be so awkward about that, rofl. but she knows how bad remorini and the firebreathers can be so she would actually feel a bit guilty that he got dragged into all this and try to be nice to him. she'll be really weird about it at first since she's not used to being nice, but i think he could warm up to her eventually especially since he's friends with finny and she adores finny to bits ^^

MISHA & SPENCER

spence is going to wonder why the fuck misha always looks beaten up all the time, and he'll probably even ask about it too -facepalm- oh, and if he ever catches misha chatting the lions up, he'll be like "lol are you schizo too? no? oh. -.-" haha

MISHA & MADELEINE

eee they'd actually work together quite often maybe since maddy's one of the birdkeepers! and i think she'd look up to misha as a brother figure like "dude, you're so cool and good with animals! teach me your waaayyys!" cuz she doesn't know that the ringmaster actually gave him powers too to actually communicate with the animals @_@ haha but they can be buddies!<3

[MISHA SAMUEL CROAKER]

MAVERICK & MISHA

yes! yes they can be friends! i can see maverick being one of the few friends that misha has kinda had from the start, ya know? like he's one of the like...three allies that misha knows he can rely on! he knows that maverick will always look after his beloved lions and they should go and get alcohol and drink it together and fall down in the gutters and shiz *grin* it'd be interestin' if maverick didn't know that misha could actually talk to the animals; misha would find it amusing haha

CLEMENTINE & MISHA

haven't seen it yet dude! but i really wanna! i'm gonna have to wait until the dvd comes out though, sad times! anyway! although she may not want to get too involved with him, i can see misha perhaps seeing clementine as a kindred spirit? like he could sense that she got dragged into the whole mess unwillingly as well, and maybe they could bond over their mutual hatred of their situation? like they could have like a really awkward conversation at one point and misha would be like...'ya know what? fuck this. let's talk where there i alcohol and possibly someone ELSE getting beaten to shit in the background...' so yeah! bonding?

SPENCER & MISHA

so misha doesn't normally think men are cute but...he'd have to hug this guy. like seriously. he'd wanna adopt him and treat him like a son. he's too freakin cute for his own good i swear. misha would find him funny as heck especially if spencer caught him talking to the lions, like he does! and bless spencer for asking. 'well kid...a lot of bad shit happens in the world, and unfortunately, a majority of it happens to me. then kicks me. in the nuts.' *grin*

MADELEINE & MISHA

misha would think she's mental haha. but he'd appreciate how happy she is and how lively she is as well! i think you're right. they'll be buddies. i think maybe originally though it was mostly on her side when it came to trying to be friends? and recently misha could just try and talk to her more and then she could be really surprised and shit! it could be cute! misha would become REALLY FREAKIN protective over her and see her as his lil' sis and treat her like it too and and when he actually gets away from the circus every now and then he'd treat her and buy her lots of booze and stuff *whistle*

[MAVERICK RYKER BLACK]

I think that's perfect! Maverick would probably rather oblivious to Misha's abilities, but he's starting to catch on that something strange is going on. Eventually I think he'll figure them out and he might actually want to have some of his own because he's a bit twisted and secretly wishes he was dead with his family, but he would never commit suicide so lets just let Remorini slowly destroy him! xP Drinking buddies sounds great. I think Misha would be one of the few people that Mav trusts as well. <3

[MISHA SAMUEL CROAKER]

MAV & MISHA

totes! i can see them getting high and discussing deep issues like life and death and the universe and whether or not it really matters if a platypus is an amphibian or a mammal. you know. the really important things like whether or not you should dunk a biscuit in tea - VITAL QUESTIONS WHICH NEED ANSWERS! *cough* anyway! i think we need some good old man love to form here. i propose, my good friend that we start a bromance between our two lovely boys. because misha needs love. and guy love is as good as any! besides it'd be good for the two of them, don't cha think?

[MAVERICK RYKER BLACK]

Guh, this will be the best bromance ever. xD So long as Misha doesn't ask about Mav's past, these two will be epic. I forsee them getting high and then sitting with the lions and having these discussions. Eventually I think Misha will find out what's really going on inside Mav's head and about his family, and then they will be able to bond over losing loved ones and then the bromance will be even better/as epic as RDJ and Jude Law.

Exhibit A:

[MISHA SAMUEL CROAKER]

MAV & MISHA

hell yeah! and and and they could do like everything together. misha would totes be the wife in the relationship, not gonna lie, though he can be big and manly when he wants to be! i foresee misha being so comfortable around him he kisses him without a thought. that's how hardcore these two shall be! this guy love will be undeniable, insatiable...and yet straight *grin* they're gonna be best friends eva! and and if anything happened to mav misha would curl up and die and wait for the lions to eat him

[MADELEINE CECILIA BERKIS]

MISHA & CLEMENTINE

ohgawd, that movie made me squirm SO MUCH jthklhdfdklh it's like AHH HE'S TRAPPED and ohhaiclementine! and then AHH HE'S STILL TRAPPED rofl. but yeah, she just tries not to get too involved with people in general x_x but if they keep at it and bond then she might actually start to consider him a friend :o -gasp- haha and then if she were to ever actually.. ohidk, start to maybe, oh..idk.. have, er, "special" kind of feelings for him -shifty eyes- then she would BACK THE FUCK OFF SO FAST hahaha. but yeah, bonding sounds good right now ;3

MISHA & SPENCER

dlhjdkl awwwwww! spencer is so starved for family-ish relations right now and just real people in general, so he definitely thinks misha is awesomesauce. :3 and he legit would see mish as his rolemodel since he's been through so much and he does not at all mind being his surrogate son, kthx<3

MISHA & MADELEINE

rofl she can't help it, she doesn't know any better :x and when he finally starts to warm up to her she'll be like "O_O OMG I KNEW YOU'D BE MY FRIEND! -SNUGS-" haha and she'd love to have him as her big broham and having someone listen to her ramble because gawd she likes to ramble and she's so homesick so she'd definitely cling to him like whoa. not obnoxiously.. ok, maybe a little obnoxiously, but in that adoring little sister kind of way that hopefully won't drive him too far up the wall haha.

[MISHA SAMUEL CROAKER]

CLEMENTINE & MISHA

oh noes not special feelings!!! it could be an interesting one to be sure! i think we need to thread these two my love!

SPENCER & MISHA

AND YAY SURROGACY! yeah misha is really gonna look after this kid. he'll see him like a son and be like dude yer too cute for your own good *squishes and embraces and strokes head of to make him feel uncomfortable* haha

MADELEINE & MISHA

misha's gonna fuckin' adore her i swear. he'll be like 'MINE'

[JLYN]

fipsbjh;kdjh; YAY. i'll get some posts up for you when i get home :3

edit: thread for mishy fishy here! ^^

[SOLOMON JAE MCDUFFIN]

SOLO & MISHA THREAD HERE! ^_^