EWA New Year's Party 2009, Try this for old times

[Mr. Bill Yankowy]

(Camera is in a big building as they see decorations set up in a room ready for the new year.)

Ryan: You know something Sam, this was a fantastic idea you came up with when you said we should have a New Year's Eve party with all the EWA superstars.

Sam: BA DAMN I do rule Ryan. I knew that when I had this in mind a lot of the guys would come.

Ryan: So Sam, who is coming to the party???

(Sam has a confused look on his face of how to answer the question.)

Ryan: Sam, you did invite people over didn't you? Sam?

Sam: Yes, why yes I did what kind of a question is that. (Sam starts to cough.) We've got some of the biggest names in history coming and some surprises as well.

Ryan: Very good, how about we just sit back and wait to see who comes.

Sam: OK Ryan.

(Sam and Ryan sit as they wait for the first guest to come.)

OK guys, go ahead and continue this.

[HeXsTeR]

-x-x-x-x-xCamera pans over to the corner of the room and you see HeXsTeR and his trusty sidekick Deadly Fred near the punch bowl in there overalls. Hexster with his old blood ridden leather mask and now almost fully grey mane of hair. Fred still a tiny little spark next to him..-x-x-x-

Deadly Fred: Not sure why we are even here, EWA? Really? You really needed a paycheck THIS bad? This place hasn't made any money in yea...

-x-x-xHexster cuts him off-x-x-x

Hexster: BA HUMBUG. Sometimes it's not about the money, or the beautiful women, or the chainsaws, or the beer, or the drugs, or all the H.M.A in the world. You gotta know where you came from.

Deadly Fred:....a vagi...

Hexster: NoOoOOoOo! Where you learned to wrestle, where you hit it big, where when you walked out you had the thousands of fans chant your name!

x-x-xHexster looks off as he says this, as Fred looks confusedx-x-x

Deadly Fred: Um....yeah, gotta tell you something big guy, I never "hit it big" here. YOU did. I was your "boy wonder", You won the multiple titles, while I was the curtain jerker.

Hexster: Listen......

Deadly Fred: ......

Hexster:......

Deadly Fred......um yeah?

Hexster: I'm going to go outside for a cig break, you better get your rocks together so when I come back in we can enjoy the rest of 2009 together.

x-x-xHexster walks off.x-x-x

Deadly Fred:......yea better walk away, say something again, I'd drop him like his ex-wife.

Hexster (off in the distance): You say something?

Deadly Fred: No!

x-x-x Camera fades while Deadly Fred is drinking punch that will soon give him a Kool-aid mustache-x-x

[Taz]

A car pulls up outside the building, the sky is pitch black with streetlights illuminating the way. Taz gets out of a car, he looks around, takes a sniff of the fresh air, then stops as he stares in the distance. He takes off his shades and begins to walk forward, the camera following his every step. The cameraman pans around and we see Hexster leaning up against a wall smoking his cigarette. Taz walks closer as we see the old rivals face to face in the same camera shot now.

Taz: "Well, well, well...after so many years of you kicking my ass and me kicking your ass, looks like it was enough to put a little snow on the roof there..."

Taz musses Hex's greying hair...

Taz: "Anyway, I ain't here for a fight, I don't do that anymore, i'm perfectly content to sit next to Tenay every week and talk about it. All i'm here to do is pound a few, relive some old times, ring in a brand new year with brand new opportunities and I think it's time for you and I to bury the hatchet once and for all...What do ya say? Maybe I could even get ya a high paying gig facing Abyss in a Monster's Ball Match or somethin'..."

Taz extends a hand

[Mr. Bill Yankowy]

(As the camera goes outside we see Bill Yankowy slowly walking his way to the building to join the party. He then sees the door and starts running to it so he can get inside.)

Bill: HOLY CRAP IS IT COLD OUTSIDE!!!! (Bill then collapses on the floor)

Ryan: What the hell happened to you Bill?

Bill: Well I was supposed to get a ride to the party from Taz but when we went to the gas station I needed the bathroom and next thing you know he's gone. So I had to walk the rest of the way here and I was all dressed up and now I look like crap.

Sam: You smell like crap.

Bill: SHUT UP SAM!!!! Anyway, if anybody would get me a chair I'll sit down and we'll start drinking. That's the last time I ever fall for a rib from Taz ever again.

(Bill starts to drink as he aches in pain.)

[HeXsTeR]

-x-x-Hexster stares at it and then extends his hand and shakes it-x-x-

HeXsTeR: Glad to see you again. Nice gig you got for yourself in TNA, I have a gig down in Orlando next week, maybe I will stop by and say hi to some of the guys.

-x-x-They both nod-x-x

HeXsTeR: Cannot lie, maybe if Bill had all those old un-bought Bill-Mania t-shirts with him, he would be warm.

x-x- They share a laugh and head inside as Hexs tosses his butt on the groundx-x-