The offical NCA roster <Feedback plz=)>

Adam Sandler has been involved or used in various CAW shows before. We have seen in him in his slacker gimmick as the jobber, Billy Madison, and fans have been CONSTANTLY demanding a Happy Gilmore CAW for a show {mainly demanded for SCAW}. But there is one gimmick hardly mentioned before: Zohan Dvir.

Zohan Dvir, a disillusioned Israeli counter terrorist/Special Forces army commando who wanted to be a hairdresser than a soldier and faked his own death in order to pursue his dream of becoming a hairstylist in New York City. But never underestimate a guy for his strange dreams and the fact he's a soldier styling hair, his military combo experience makes him a threat to terrorists worldwide and he has a ways of using his legs in ways never done before. There's a reason why "You Don't Mess with the Zohan," and that's where this guy comes in. He'll prove why there is a reason too and he doesn't care who he has to beat up to do so.

Stand back CAW fans, a Simpson is making his way to the CAW world. No it's not the multi-time SCAW World Champion, Homer Simpson, neither is it the former Slam N Jam superstar, Bart Simpson {son of Homer} and don't even think it's either Ashlee or Jessica former NGW Women's Tag Team Champions. Instead, it's a simpson no one would ever think of using: OJ Simpson.

Orenthal James "O.J." Simpson nicknamed "The Juice", a retired American football player, football broadcaster, actor, and spokesman. Originally attained fame in sports as a running back at the collegiate and professional levels and was the first NFL player to rush for more than 2,000 yards in a season, a mark he set during the 1973 season. While four other players passed the 2000 rush mark he stands alone as the only player to ever rush for more than 2000 yards in a 14-game season {the NFL changed to a 16 game season in 1978}. He also holds the record for the single season yards-per-game average which stands at 143.1 ypg. So how does it all go wrong?

In 1995, Simpson was acquited of the murder of Nicole Simpson and Ronald Goldman after a lengthy, highly publicized criminal trial. A 1997 judgment against Simpson for their wrongful deaths was awarded in civil court by a jury, but to date he has paid little of the $33.5 million judgment. He gained further notoriety in the late 2006 when he wrote a book titled "If I Did It." The book, whihc purports to be a first-person fictional account of the murder had he actually committed it, was withdrawn by the publisher just before its release. The book was later released by the Goldman family.

In September 2007, Simpson was arrested in Las Vegas, Nevada and charged with numerous felonies, including robbery with a deadly weapon, burglary witha firearm, assault with a deadly weapon, first-degree kidnappying with use of a deadly weapon, coercion with use of a deadly weapon, conspiracy to commit robbery, conspiracy to commit kidnapping, and conspiracy to commit a crime. A jury found Simpson guilty of all charges on October 3, 2008; and he was sentenced on December 5 to at least nine years in prison. He is currently serving his sentence at the Lovelock Correctional Center in Lovelock, Nevade. His 2007 arrest cast aspersions over the 1995 verdict.

So what we got here is a well-known criminal and also a superstar who has the strength of a football player {like UWO's Tom Brady and PCW's Chad Ocho Cinco and NGW's Terry Tate and Courtney Cate}. Now this is a superstar who is just as dangerous as anyone you can expect to see in this league and a growing heel in the business. From what I can say, he's in line for one of the major NCA titles which the league has to offer.

For the past several months on the SCAW Forum, there were several polls made suggesting characters from well known TV shows to be in a CAW show like "Three and a Half Men" for instance. But now comes Friends and as we know, it is "the first true 'ensemble' show" with six main cast mates and a line of recurring characters. One such recurring character is a man who is making his way into CAW. No it's not Joey Tribbiani neither is it Chandler Bing and not even Ross Geller, Ph.D. That man happens to be: Gunther.

Gunther, the manager of the Central Perk coffee house, one of "Friends" well known background characters in the show. Over the course of the show, he developed an unrequited crush on Rachel in Season 3, which he keeps to himself for awhile. His jealousy of Ross is made clear numerous times, most notably when he reveals to Rachel that Ross cheated on her when they were "on a break". Gunther has appeared in nearly every episode, but only occasionally calls attention to himself and almost never has a large role in the plot of an episode. So all and all, Gunther has never had the chance into the spotlight. NCA could be a big opportunity for this overlooked star to make a name for himself. Will Gunther prove himself worthy as Luigi did in NoDQ? Only time will tell.

The following characters have also been seen in the 2008 film "Repo! The Genetic Opera". You got to hear about Graverobber, now it's time for you to get to know two of the film's well-known stars. In fact, they both happen to be brothers. They are known as: Luigi and Pavi Largo.

Luigi Largo, Rotti's eldest son, an abusive homicidal psychopath. He wields a knife at all times and is usually wearing an ascot {does anyone wear that anymore?}. He will stab someone for something as little as getting his shirt messy or getting him the wrong coffee. He has a habit of ripping open his sirt, revealing a large surgical scar, every time he states he will take over GeneCo.

Pavi Largo, Rotti's youngest son, vain, dimwitted, and effeminate. He wears a deceased woman's skinned face as a mask to cover his own face, which is horrendously scarred. Due to the way his face is attached, he is able to change faces on a whim. Though effeminate, he is somewhat of a lady-killer so we know that he is dangerous as his brother. He is also the only member between the brothers to be in the original 2006 short film.

As far as we know, we got two dangerous superstars who can make a great team in the league. Both are killers who will attack anyone and do anything to win the Tag Team titles. If you thought The Turks from NGW were dangerous, imagine having to face the Largo Brothers in NCA. If that's bad, wait till one day you have to go face-to-face with their pop. All and all, we got some more serial killers in NCA.

When you have a Green Lantern character in CAW, you cannot resist having a well known villain from that series into the show. So from the DC Universe comes a villain who has been a huge threat to Green Lantern Corp for over the years. His name is: Sinestro.

Thaal Sinestro, the former mentor of Hal Jordan and the arch-nemesis of the entire Green Lantern Corps. He is also revealed to be the father of Soranik Natu, a Green Lantern who currently holds his old post within the Corps. In 2009, Sinestro was ranked as IGN's 15th Greatest Comic Book Villain of All Time. Sinestro wields a yellow power ring that has powers comparable to that of a Green Lantern's ring. Built on Qward, it is powered by the emotional energy of fear, and its wielder must be an expert in inspiring and manipulating fear to use it. Sinestro's original ring could only be recharged by fighting a Green Lantern; the current generation wiled by the Sinestro Corps are recharged by yellow batteries. A Blue Lantern's ring can disrupt the power of a yellow ring {wait there's a Blue Lantern too?}. Well anyways, we got ourselves a villain as notable as SCAW's The Joker, DWA's Anti-Flash, PCW's Dr. Doom, and even NoDQ's Frankenstein {the monster anyway}. Who knows what he has in store for his opponents, in NCA you can expect some promising talent on the roster.

Not much is known about CockKnocker except he was a supervillain protrayed in the "Bluntman and Chronic" comic strips. One thing that should be noted about CockKnocker is his big hand that could flatten an opponent with his massive right hook. Other than that, no other resources can be found to trace on any personal info on CockKnocker. We will just have to wait till NCA to really get to know the guy.

Now that we had an idea of what the men's division, as well as the male division is like, it's time we turn our subject on the female division. Our first female diva that brings to my attention is played by a well-known actress who's role led to her breakthrough the film industry. That diva happens to be: Leeloo Dallas.

Leeloo Dallas, from the year 2214, when federal scientists were able to recover a portion of the Fifth Element and use a reconstitution device to recreate it, whereupon it takes the form of an apparently human woman {Leeloo} described as "the perfect being". She then joined with taxi driver Korben Dallas, Priest Vito Cornelius, and interstellar radio personality Ruby Rhod. Leeloo has major background in martial arts and has been known to take down a group of Mangalores, a shape-shifting alien race who were recently devastated in a conflict with Earth. She is the source behind the Fifth Element's power, to control the powers water, fire, earth wind, and herself as the Divine Light, which seals the Great Evil as a dormant object into a new moon in Earth's orbit.

She may look cute and innocent, but CAW fans should never underestimate Leeloo's power. She has all it takes to handle herself even against a man. Like Xena from UWO and eventually Starfire {if SCAW actually agrees to woman competing in that show so she would be Robin's love interest}, Leeloo has enough material to make her a future woman's champion.

Now if you ever see Maleficent dominate in the new DWA days when Big B finally allowed women to fight for his league, you haven't seen anything yet. Out comes a woman from the DC Comics era, who has a connection to a certain super hero we may very well know. That woman happens to be: Star Sapphire.

Star Sapphire, a supervillain, who for millions of years, comes from a line of immortal race of warrior women, the Zamarons, who have chosen physically identical mortals from across the cosmos to serve as host body for their Queen, whom they called "Star Sapphire". She is given the Queen's symbolic weapon, acrystal resembling an actual star sapphire which grants the user powers similar to the power ring of a Green Lantern {a lot of Green Lantern characters in this league}. Star Sapphire also refers to a fictional organization, whose members in part include women that previously held the title when it was a singular position.

This Star Sapphire wants to prove herself as the most powerful diva in the entire Woman's division. With powers beyond anything the other divas have to offer, she will do what she has to do to rise to the top. One thing is certain, the men better watch out for her too especially her rival Guy Gardner. As possibly an escort of Sinestro, they plan to take over NCA no matter who stands in their way. If that's the case, NCA is going to need to find some superstars to compete against the terrible twosome.

When it comes to CAW divas, sure they are limited but they have their uses in CAW shows too. Whether to entertain the crowd or impress them with their looks or a strong woman proving she can handle herself against a man, it proves everything. There is one diva who resembles a lot like Paris Hilton from both DWA and ICCW. A diva who is like eye-candy from Repo! The diva happens to be: Amber Sweet.

Amber Sweet, Rotti's surgery-and Zydrate-addicted daughter and Mag's rival. She obtains Zydrate illegally from GraveRobber. She is one of the female characters to be portrayed in the original 2006 short film. If you ever see Paris Hilton compete in CAW {especially in NGW} don't expect a girl like her to be too much of a threat. But this diva is as confident as Jillian Hall in WWE and she'll do what it takes to prove she's not a loser. Though I wish we could've had the Shawnee Smith Amber Sweet instead of this. But who knows? She just might surprise us.

Well Simpsons fans, this time we got a Simpson character from the show making her way to NCA. That's right, one of the female Simpsons is coming. But it's not Lisa Simpson not even Princess Kashmir {you'd wish it was}, instead we get lead simpson character: Marge Simpson.

Marjorie "Marge" Simpson, the well-meaning and extremely patient mother of the Simpson family. With her husband, CAW veteran Homer, she has three children: Bart {also CAW veteran}, Lisa, and Maggie. The moralistic force in her family and often provides a grounding voice in the midst of her family's antics by trying to maintain order in the Simpson household. Often portrayed as a stereotypical television mother and is often included on lists of top "TV moms".

Marge has been unemployed for most of the series {which is why we never see her in CAW shows}, choosing to be a homemaker and take care of her family. However, she has held several jobs including working as a nuclear technician alongside Homer at Springfield Nuclear Power Plant, owning her own pretzel business, and working at an erotic bakery. While Marge never expressed discontent with her role as a homemaker, she has become bored with it. At one point, Marge decided that she needed more excitement in her life and becomes a police officer. However, she became upset with the corruption in the force and quit. So how will this house wife fair against several challenging divas who are younger, faster, and possibly more beautiful than her. It's rare to see Marge Simpson compete in a CAW show, so she has to prove why she is no one to overlook because of her position. They say women like her have more experience over the other, let's hope that those theories are correct if Marge wants to get far and make her family proud.

Now so far we have seen some decent divas in this roster for NCA. Some who have super-powers while others are simply cartoon characters. There is one diva who starred in a show that was live action but featured real actors and actresses. One woman happens to have some role in the show, Smallville, a rising popular show on network television. That woman happens to be: Chloe Sullivan.

Chloe Sullivan is Clark Kent's best friend, and the editor of the high school newspaper the "Torch"; she notices that the meteor rocks {kryptonite} are mutating the citizens of Smallville. She generally teams up with Clark and Pete Ross in tracking and stopping meteor infected people from harming other citizens. Chloe harbors an unrequited love for Clark, but eventually accepts her place as his best friend and nothing more. Later, Chloe discovered she had a meteor rock power of her own; the character of Jimmy Olsen was introduced, with whom Chloe dates, marries, and eventually divorces.

Chloe Sullivan has been characterized as independent, intelligent, curious and impulsive. The latter two characteristics often cause Chloe to get into trouble with both her friends and with the Luthors. Her character was nominated multiple times and won one for this characterization. Now let's see if our newspaper girl can make her way against a league of super challenging divas. Whether behind the scenes or in action, Chloe will have to use her brain power to win against the strongest of challengers if she ever wants to get far. As beautiful as she is, looks won't cover anything so she has to be ready for any challenge.

Now for the last and final diva in this roster. If you thought Spiderman performed well in SCAW and in NoDQ, did it ever occur to anyone how strong a "Spiderwoman" can turn out to be. Well dig this CAW fans because for the first time we have a Spiderwoman right here in NCA. And folks will definitely not regret this.

Spiderwoman, who's origins are told differently, is originally Jessica Miriam Drew who got spider powers and made her unique in some way. Jessica used her new identity to battle against crime and discover more about the secrets of her powers. As a result of the combination of a special serum derived from spider blood and a certain radiation treatment, Jessica possess superhuman strength, endurance, reflexes, and speed. Jessica rapidly forms an immunity to all poisons and drugs, and is totally immune to radiation. She has also demonstrated superhuman senses in her solo series. The Skrull-Queen impersonator had the power of full flight, but Jessica can only maange gliding with the help of the glider web extensions on her costume. In addition to her powers, Jessica is also a superb hand to hand fighter, and has trained in several styles of fighting including boxing, judo, karate, and capoeira, learned under the training of the Taskmaster. Jessica was trained by HYDRA {and later on by S.H.I.E.L.D.} in covert operations, stealth, espionage, and information gathering and is a superb athlete. Jessica also received vocational training in undercover detective work and sometimes carried a Walther PPK handgun. She speaks several foreign languages, including Korean, Russian, French, Spanish, Portuguese, and German {Hope you got plenty of language books}.

So now this is a diva who is as powerful as anyone and could possibly be seen as a Woman's champion. Now that concludes all the background you need for some of the characters. Now that you have an idea on the males, females, and the tag teams you can expect in this league be ready for a new generation of CAW to emerge. Tough roads lie ahead and many challenges awaits. Whether face or heel, every superstar will do what it takes to rise to the top, no matter who they have to fight or what they have to do. One thing is certain: "This was only the beginning".

Hey Bryce When I post the roster for my fed can you do the same thing with me??? because that was fucking awesome.

I'll do my best, but be sure that roster of yours is posted. Maybe your roster won't top off most of the other rosters in various CAW shows, but it will be interesting to know what I'm dealing with when doing feedback for it.

Okay I'll put it up soon.