DemonicChocobo Theatre 1: A Tradegy, Yes, tradegy.

Was originally going to make this an RPG Maker project but then I realized I was too lazy so here it is in text form!

Oh yeah, also, this takes place in an alternate universe where everything that happens is totally possible and does not defy the actual time line of occurrences on this forum.

-=Act I=-

-Scene 1-
Thunder and lightning...for some reason. Enter Hsda, Sky-rifter, and Gheralf.

Hsda
So, that was fun I guess. We should have more of these PWDVRMA(People Who Don't Visit RGP Much Anymore) meetings.

Gheralf
Yeah, it was more entertaining than I expected. Especially when we gathered all that stuff, and we found that car. Those were excellent explosions. And spending the day with two girls such as yourselves only enhanced the experience. Ohoho.

Sky-Rifter
& teh yummie'z were great,...my belly is very happy--! Yez! yez!

Gheralf
Wait...Who is that girl who has been following us around anyway?

Hsda
Hell if I know.

Gheralf
Well, it doesn't seem like she bites.

Sky-Rifter
^Only if yer--yummie'z or plump& filling--!

Hsda
So...when should we do this again?

Sky-Rifter
^whenz the hurly&burly'z are done,...
also when battle'rez--lost and won!

Gheralf
Uh...

Hsda
Let's just meet whenever we meet. Anyway bye.

Hsda exits.

Gheralf
Yep.

Gheralf exits.

Sky-Rifter
Sha--zam!*

Sky-Rifter exits.
Scene fades.

-Scene 2-
Somewhere in the RGP Forums.
Enter SRS and TCM.

SRS
Have you heard?

TCM
About what?

SRS
REDDAP and Rodpop are planning to recruit two new admins!

TCM
Uh...yeah, I think everyone has known for at least a month.

SRS
Who do you think it's going to be? I personally think DC is going to be one of them! And I've been a pretty active member. It'd be simply brilliant if I was chosen.

TCM
Uh..DC is a bit weird and he doesn't seem very responsible, and you...you're called superrainbowsonic.

SRS
H-hey! It's not like I like that name, it just kind of stuck. Besides, I can just change it someday and no one will ever be able to make fun of it again. Hah!

TCM
Uh, yeah, sure. Back to the discussion at hand, isn't it obvious who the two new admins will be?

SRS
Um...Accoch and Mukmaster?

TCM
Ugh. No. It's most likely gonna be the two that came here together. They've created pretty strong bonds with Rodpop and REDDAP. Heck, I hear they're even going to be working on the sequel to RPGM2KBRPG!

SRS
You mean KoE and meanieface? WAIT, RPGM2KBRPG! SEQUEL? I CAN'T WAIT!

SRS begins to drool.

TCM
Ooookay. Anyway, the giant mechas are calling out to me again. So...bye.

TCM exits.
Scene fades with SRS still drooling.

Uh...who's Sky-Rifter? >_> <_<

I am intrigued.

A crazy vore loving chick from UI. Anyway...



-Scene 3-
In a beautiful field of flowers...for some reason.
Enter DC, Soolar, and Botlar.
DC is chasing Botlar around.

Soolar
Stopitstopitsopit!!!

DC
Hey Soolar! Be quiet so I can break your toy.

Botlar
NO DISASSEMBLE!

Super cool special effects with lots of explosions and DC's awesome demon powers.

Soolar
BOOOOOOOOTLAAAAAAAR!

Soolar laments the death of Botlar.
DC picks up a heavily disfigured lump of metal.

DC
Damn. The head is too damaged to wear as a hat.

Soolar
That's (sniff) not the (sniff) head.

DC
Really? Ooooh. This is the foot isn't it. Amazing how the explosion caused it to expand like that.

Enter Hsda, Sky-Rifter, and Gheralf.

Hsda
Are you sure you it's around here?

Gheralf
Well, I had to have dropped it somewhere we've visited today.

Hsda
Is this it?

Hsda lifts up a disfigured lump of metal.

Gheralf
No, that's some kind of bizarre robotic head.

Sky-Rifter
Yummie'z--!

Soolar
Huh? Is that Gheralf and Hsda...with SKY-RIFTER?

DC
I guess it is.

Sky-Rifter
^Hello'z Demonic-Cockatoo, future-admin-of RGP-! and Soolar You-z will be admin too 1 day!* but not RGP'z!

DC
Hah. Admin of RGP. As intruiging and fascinating as your words are, I don't have any need for being admin. Besides, I'm lazy and irresponsible. No way. Though...I am pretty awesome. Hmm, admin...

Soolar
Intruiging and fascinating?! It's insanity.

DC
Insanity? Well, maybe, or perhaps Sky-Rifter just sees the truth; that I'm so awesome that I could totally be an admin if I wanted.

Hsda
No you're not.

Gheralf
She really is just nuts.

Sky-Rifter
^^You will'z,... youll see! Then you shall be yummie'z+!

Hsda
Can we go look somewhere else now?

Gheralf
Okay.

Sky-Rifter, Gheralf, and Hsda exit.

Soolar
Why the hell was Sky-Rifter here anyway? Her words are so bizarre and nonsensical that it can't possibly be true. And for her to show up with Hsda and Gheralf? Could it be that we have taken a large quantity of REDDAP's crack that takes the reason prisoner?

DC
I still think I'm awesome.

Soolar
She said I could be admin too, you know.

DC
Whatever, I'm going back to RGP now.

DC exits.

Soolar
Always thinks he's so awesome...always breaking Botlar...

Soolar exits mumbling.
Scene fades.

Moar plz.

i have been represented well

for that you earn


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