I know this is going to seem over-the-top and nearly impossible, but I'm just crazy enough to have done this. I'm sure you've seen my avatar and lack of title. Guess I'm still making a bit of a joke out of it, but it's all true. Even when we had that discussion a while back, I was sitting on it.
I really am KoE.
I even have the ultimate proof. With all the computer trouble recently, I went ahead and bought a fancy digital camera, too. It's been something I needed to get off my chest for a while, so I figured why not now? I've been contemplating meeting some of the guys from the RGP (remember, it's legal to carry lazors on the Internets, I'd be fine) for a Brawl party, so it'd probably be for the best anyway.

I know it seems impossible, but I've been real careful to cover my tracks. When I first got access to the interwebs as we know it, I was young and stupid enough to go to - of all places - the RGP/RP boards. It still kinda sickens me how pretty much all of it was 'lol stupid fad' and whatnot. And cynical $%#$@ I am, I assumed it was a predominantly sausage-fest, as you might call it. So I crafted a screen-name to, well, basically, !@#$ with these freaks heads by making them think I was some being from Bizzaro World.
Remember that bit about being young and stupid? Yeah. Anyway, I figured 'KoE' would be a target for what I was doing (the other guys suck), and also seemed totally !@#$ing awesome cool. I dunno why that seemed important, but I thought I'd be taken more seriously if people thought I was Bizzaro KoE.
So I stuck with the lie right up until now.