Canine Pigs, Joke

[lesandkia]

Two little pigs were on the farm one day talking. One little pig said to the other....
"What are you going to be when you grow up?"
The other little pig said "When I grow up I'm going to be a big, fine handsome hog."
"Then what?" his little friend asked.
"I'm going to live in Wales and practise every day climbing up and down those rocky, steep hills."
"and then......?"
"I'm going to live on the border of France and Spain."
"Whatever for?" his friend asked.
"Because I've always wanted to be a Pyrenean Mountain Hog"
ha ha
(of course it’s corny—I just made it up)

[LurcherGirl]