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God Hates Shrimp

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ComandantePepsi	Posted: Nov 8 2009, 01:49 AM
deposed Supreme Chancellor of the Galactic Senate Group: Members Posts: 7,142 Member No.: 16 Joined: 21-July 06	Shrimp, crab, lobster, clams, mussels, all these are an abomination before the Lord, just as gays are an abomination. Why stop at protesting gay marriage? Bring all of God's law unto the heathens and the sodomites. We call upon all Christians to join the crusade against Long John Silver's and Red Lobster. Yea, even Popeye's shall be cleansed. The name of Bubba shall be anathema. We must stop the unbelievers from destroying the sanctity of our restaurants. http://www.godhatesshrimp.com/

ManBearPig	Posted: Nov 8 2009, 03:56 AM
Mayor Group: Members Posts: 861 Member No.: 557 Joined: 16-November 07	When will people realize that not having fins and scales is a lifestyle choice.

ChampsX5	Posted: Nov 8 2009, 04:05 AM
Kickin' ass and takin' minds! Group: Members Posts: 9,730 Member No.: 8 Joined: 21-July 06	At least he didn't say anything about crawfish.

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