Thanks 3-year younger version of me! Now I'm able to do it today! Always have a plan in advance!
I still like Yellow.
(As DLR says this, Tamat awakens. Long ago has the battle for the colour yellow ended, but now the one who tried to take it has returned. He summons his right and left hands, Indigosneasel and Emerald Wyvern, and prepares for combat. However, for the first time in a 'everyone in this thread has weapons and tries to kill DLR' joke, DLR has had over 3 years of preparation: surely he couldn't lose now?
DLR takes out his shiny yellow rapier as Tamat floats down the Golden Palace steps in a yellow suit, and before a word could be uttered, the two dashed at eachother with such immense speed that they left yellow sparks in their footsteps. The battle rages on, with Tamat preventing every attempt at his title of the Yellow Lord. The sun shines with it's yellow light over the yellow stone that acts as the arena for the final showdown. DLR prepares his ultimate technique, but then he realises something. Something horrible.
He had been surrounded by the members of the thread. Indigosneasel and Emerald Wyvern laugh: Their task is complete. DLR looks around to see Anthem with a Guitar sword, Badfoo in martial-arts gear, ChibiIceClimberz with a giant hammer and ~RTP~ with belts filled to the brim with knives, ammo and revolvers. Tamat and his men charge as DLR says 'I'm a failure'. And he soon suffers. And it was random.)