The Secret World ftw
"There are probably seven persons, in all, who really like my work; and they are enough. I should write even if I were the only patient reader, for my aim is merely self-expression." ~ H.P. Lovecraft

"Don't be ridiculous," said Chandra.
"He can't help it," said Gideon. "He's a goblin."

"Rule Thirty-Pfhor of Marathon: If it exists, the Pfhor will launch a Trih Xeem into it. No exceptions. Oh god... "I'd hit that. With a Trih Xeem."" ~ Krimsin

Her milkshake brings all the unholy abominations of horror to the yard. ... I WOULD BE WILLING TO INSTRUCT YOU IN THE PROPER PREPARATION OF SAID REFRESHMENTS BUT I WOULD BE REQUIRED TO CHARGE A FEE FOR SUCH SERVICES ~ Krimsin

"I give this 3 out of 4 Picard face-palms:" ~ Eidtelnvil