Ya scurvy dog who ortin' t' be keel hauled!
This voyage at Phoenix ConGames we will be havin' a Sea dog LARP. Satterdee afternoon find a crew an' sail th' high sea`s lookin' fer booty. Alas thar be other ships hot on th' trail o' this mighty prize so ye had best watch yer six an' keep th' cannons loaded.
Yar matey! But do I has to do the dancin'?
I will be bringin' the booty...er cuz I have one.. booty that is...
Ok it wasn't that funny. It was pretty hysterical in my head though.