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georg	Posted: Apr 22 2007, 11:15 AM
Se�or Member Group: Members Posts: 629 Member No.: 1,617 Joined: 22-October 06	Big Daddy reminded me of another baby joke: Q: What's the difference between babies and sand? A: You can't load a truck with sand using a pitchfork.

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Posted: Apr 22 2007, 02:18 PM

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QUOTE (PitoBX @ Apr 21 2007, 11:10 PM)

QUOTE (Big Daddy @ Apr 21 2007, 02:28 AM)

Q: Why do you put the baby feet first into the blender?

A: So you can look into it's eyes while you are jacking off.

heard it the other day, it's so wrong but I laughed. I'm going to hell!

I don't get it at all. I'm so lame.

woah I havent seen you around for a while.
There's nothing to get really, it's just f***ed up basically!

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Posted: Apr 22 2007, 05:33 PM

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QUOTE (PitoBX @ Apr 21 2007, 07:10 AM)

QUOTE (Big Daddy @ Apr 21 2007, 02:28 AM)

Q: Why do you put the baby feet first into the blender?

A: So you can look into it's eyes while you are jacking off.

heard it the other day, it's so wrong but I laughed. I'm going to hell!

I don't get it at all. I'm so lame.

I guess that makes 2 of us then...

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georg	Posted: Apr 22 2007, 05:49 PM
Se�or Member Group: Members Posts: 629 Member No.: 1,617 Joined: 22-October 06	wtf, who doesn't get baby jokes? Ya ever heard of black humor? So, what does the bread crust say to the hamburger as it runs past it in Ethiopia? "f*** you, they never EVEN HEARD OF YOU!!"

Seriously Unserious	Posted: Apr 22 2007, 07:01 PM
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Posted: Apr 25 2007, 11:39 AM

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I got another good one

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A Mormon was seated next to an Australian on a flight from London,
to Melbourne, Australia. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.
The Aussie asked for a rum and Coke, which was brought and placed
before him.
The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a
drink.
He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen
whores than let liquor touch my lips."
The Aussie then handed his drink back to the attendant and
said "Me too. I didn't know we had a choice"

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Siayres	Posted: Apr 27 2007, 03:11 PM
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Posted: Apr 28 2007, 08:00 AM

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QUOTE (djrussell @ Apr 25 2007, 03:39 AM)

I got another good one

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Szs	Posted: May 4 2007, 03:38 PM
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Gothic Embrace	Posted: May 4 2007, 04:03 PM
Registered abUser Group: Members Posts: 4,370 Member No.: 1,225 Joined: 30-January 06	people bashing 13373\|25 are boring. 13375p34k is cool. anyway, this one's more of a riddle: if Green Day play a gig in the forest, and there is no one around to hear them play, are they still shit? -------------------- http://www.myspace.com/indietrash - good band http://www.thatspunk.net/blog - free (legal) music

djrussell	Posted: May 4 2007, 04:08 PM
God-Mode! RRRAGGGEEE Group: Admin Posts: 10,480 Member No.: 174 Joined: 17-February 04	No.. err, lame joke. --------------------

Gothic Embrace	Posted: May 4 2007, 04:57 PM
Registered abUser Group: Members Posts: 4,370 Member No.: 1,225 Joined: 30-January 06	no, actually it's really clever. what a wordplay. it's just brilliant. -------------------- http://www.myspace.com/indietrash - good band http://www.thatspunk.net/blog - free (legal) music

djrussell	Posted: May 4 2007, 05:06 PM
God-Mode! RRRAGGGEEE Group: Admin Posts: 10,480 Member No.: 174 Joined: 17-February 04	lol! You wanna hear something clever? Here we go: if Gothic Embrace talked shit on the forums, and there is no one around to hear him whine, is he still a idiot? Yes.. err, lame joke. --------------------

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Posted: May 4 2007, 05:13 PM

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QUOTE (Gothic Embrace @ May 4 2007, 08:03 AM)

people bashing 13373|25 are boring. 13375p34k is cool.
anyway, this one's more of a riddle:

if Green Day play a gig in the forest, and there is no one around to hear them play, are they still shit?

GE, grow up.

EDIT: Damien, I realize GE gets under your skin, but imho its best to just ignore him when he's being extra annoying/obnoxious. I'm beginning to wonder if sometimes he's just doing it to get a reaction out of you, so try not giving him any and see what happens.

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Posted: May 4 2007, 05:58 PM

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QUOTE (Gothic Embrace @ May 4 2007, 05:03 PM)

if Green Day play a gig in the forest, and there is no one around to hear them play, are they still shit?

if they play a setlist akin to that on Bullet in a Bible, yes.

if they play a setlist with When I Come Around, Welcome To Paradise and the like, most certainly not.

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Posted: May 4 2007, 07:44 PM

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QUOTE (Seriously Unserious @ May 4 2007, 05:13 PM)

GE, grow up.

SU, get a sense of humour.

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Seriously Unserious	Posted: May 4 2007, 08:57 PM
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smoofdude	Posted: Sep 18 2007, 01:30 PM
Fuck Group: Members Posts: 5,387 Member No.: 1,832 Joined: 15-March 07	Gothic Embrace is entitled to his opinion. Also here is a good one. I tell it sucky though. A kid was playing near a lake when he saw George W. Bush drowning. The kid saved him and Bush told him he would give him anything he wanted. The kid asked for a wheelchair and Bush was baffled. He asked him why he would need a wheelchair and the kid told him that he would need one after his dad found out he save Bush. --------------------

brokeyard

Posted: Sep 18 2007, 04:29 PM

You're an idiot.

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QUOTE (Gothic Embrace @ May 4 2007, 09:03 AM)

if Green Day play a gig in the forest, and there is no one around to hear them play, are they still shit?

Similar to:

If a man says something in the woods, and there are no women around, is he still wrong?

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smoofdude	Posted: Sep 18 2007, 05:41 PM
Fuck Group: Members Posts: 5,387 Member No.: 1,832 Joined: 15-March 07	Similar to " if Gothic Embrace has an opinion and everyone is around to dismiss it does he still count in the world?" 5! --------------------

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