I now present to you Orcish Animal Farm:

"Dere wuz some squigs in dis 'ere WAAAGH! run by some orc boyz n' den da biggest squig said "Oi! diz warboss iz a right grot he iz!" n' den he died so so da otha squigs tried ta kick out all da orcs n' it worked so dey tried ta run dere own WAAAGH! fer all da squigs and such. But den one mangla squig got bigga n' he started bossin' round people n' den da otha mangla squig wot da first 'un wuz chained to wanted ta fight 'im so da big boss squig ate 'im. Den da squig boss 'n his big 'unz made everyun' else do da gobbo werk, and den he got da orc boyz ta give him fings. 'n Da runty squigs looked to da boss squig, and the runty squigs looked to da orc boyz, 'n dey kouldn't tell who waz who."