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Why Fite Fer Da Choppaz?, Choose da Choppa!| Draig |
Posted: Apr 3 2009, 08:31 PM
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 Animosity Boyz  Group: Global Moderators Posts: 4,829 Member No.: 1,921 Joined: 20-December 04  |
I seez a lot of blusta frum da ovva gits, Blacksquig runnin off is mouth, Goomb runnin about flappin iz arms about like a bird an da Ghazkull gits runnin to anyone wot will listen beggin fer help.
So ere it iz. Why youze shud fite fer da Choppa. No messin about. Any of you new gits are welcome to join da Choppa and be on da best side of dis scrap. Wun. We iz da brains wot won da last war. Da reason we iz havin a big old scrap right now iz coz da Army of da Godz beat off da ovva three factions. Dat woz Boss Tarlen wot done that. Da ovva two gits, Blacksquig and Ghawhatevva were appy ta tag along. Now, once Tarlen saw off da enemies dey jump out an start puffin up dere chests an decide its time for them to av a go. Dey woznt big enuff ta stand alone den and dey aint big enuff now. Two. We az da godz on our side. Gretsie woz a gift from Wurrzag imself. He saw what Tarlen an iz gits could do. Any of you ovva gits woz favoured by Wurrzag step forward an make yerself heard. Two an wun. We got da best gits and da most shinys. Wez can pay you more dan da ovva lot! Tarlen still az all da loot from da war an ee wants you on iz side. Two anna bit We az da best name. Wot doez you want under ya name? Waaagh! Ghghzghzgzh? Zog no! Da Privateers? Da private hears wot? Zoggin rubish, both of em. We gots Choppas an da Godz in our name. Choppa of Da Godz! Two an two. We dun need to cry about how 'bad' da ovva lot is or how we iz gonna smash em into da ground. We know dis already. While dey is blabbin we will be takin wots deres. So if you want fightin not words, sign up. We took da time ta tell you why we iz best an we did it first. We want you ta fight wiv US. Da ovva buggas just whine an flap about, whining 'bout dung an grog. Who would you ratha side wiv eh? Join Da Choppa of da Godz! |
 
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| Goomb |
Posted: Apr 3 2009, 08:33 PM
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 Generally Fluffy  Group: Veterans Posts: 3,934 Member No.: 1,967 Joined: 19-January 05 |
Why fite fer youz? Cauz yer too scabby, poxed and broken ta be press ganged into Da Privateers an juss smart enuff not to join Ghazkull....
Hurr hurr hurr Goomb |
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| Warboss Dragoneye |
Posted: Apr 3 2009, 08:37 PM
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 Pyromaniac Goblin Warboss  Group: Members Posts: 1,410 Member No.: 3,489 Joined: 14-January 07 |
Good reasons and true, Draig! We IZ da firstest an' da best!
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| Draig |
Posted: Apr 3 2009, 08:38 PM
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Animosity Boyz Group: Global Moderators Posts: 4,829 Member No.: 1,921 Joined: 20-December 04 |
I will quote wot I said before as youze just proved my point, thanks git.
Choppa of da Godz! Da first and da BEST choice! This post has been edited by Draig on Apr 3 2009, 08:38 PM |
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| Warboss Dragoneye |
Posted: Apr 4 2009, 01:07 PM
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Pyromaniac Goblin Warboss Group: Members Posts: 1,410 Member No.: 3,489 Joined: 14-January 07 |
Reezon two an' lotz. Attempts ter slanda me'ez end up wiv more boyz showin' up ter join da Choppaz!
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| Groznit Goregut |
Posted: Apr 4 2009, 08:29 PM
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 Waaagh! Group: Veterans Posts: 8,225 Member No.: 2,381 Joined: 10-August 05 |
You couldn't get the big win at Bardouk Keep at the end there! You let all of us down so much that Wurrzag packed it up and left you with his sh*t! Now it talks to you! Yer zoggin mad...
Kaptain Blacksquig was out getting actual victories for our side during da big war. He'll do it again, mind ya!  |
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| Kaptain BlackSquig |
Posted: Apr 5 2009, 12:13 AM
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 Da Kaptain of KrakenRok  Group: Members Posts: 836 Member No.: 600 Joined: 18-April 04 |
Tarlen
Yose no good miserable speck of squig dung on da rump of me Trolls! Letz all da mangy gitz sign ups wif yer pitiful band, it puts all da puss in one pot so whenz we bleed it good and propa all yose gits 'ill ooze awy into da sandz. Den Ghazkull kin kumb and bury 'iz zoggin 'ead in ya! Hur, hur, hur!! All yose uppity Gobbos please, for Gork's teef please band togeffer so once weze dun krumpin dis Araby place, weze knowz wherez to find ya! Now iffin some zoggers want to fight fer da side dat is gonna win dis konflict, make yer mark wif Da Privateerz. Or by Mork's beard, weze gonna find yose too! And krump yose good and propa! Hur, hur, hur!!!  |
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| Mogsam |
Posted: Apr 5 2009, 04:37 PM
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Goblin  Group: Members Posts: 133 Member No.: 4,509 Joined: 28-April 08 |
You'ze killed da git dat makes da rum last timez! Zoggin' git! You'ze lost all da rum!
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| greenwookie |
Posted: Apr 6 2009, 02:05 AM
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Snotling  Group: Members Posts: 2 Member No.: 5,095 Joined: 8-February 09 |
My other self over on warhammer empire, will of course be fighting for the Privateers as Imperial Mercenaries
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| Mathurian |
Posted: Apr 7 2009, 02:43 PM
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 Goblin Group: Members Posts: 61 Member No.: 5,249 Joined: 7-April 09 |
Well, well gentleme...Orcs, it seems destiny has crossed our paths once more. The Undead hordes of the Ur-Tor AnkhenTahoth will march alongside my old comrades once more.
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| Mogsam |
Posted: Apr 7 2009, 02:49 PM
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Goblin Group: Members Posts: 133 Member No.: 4,509 Joined: 28-April 08 |
Welcome aboard!...aland!
Mogsam |
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| Draig |
Posted: Apr 7 2009, 02:52 PM
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Animosity Boyz Group: Global Moderators Posts: 4,829 Member No.: 1,921 Joined: 20-December 04 |
Nice to see you Mathurian!
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| Mathurian |
Posted: Apr 7 2009, 02:54 PM
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Goblin Group: Members Posts: 61 Member No.: 5,249 Joined: 7-April 09 |
Thanks, it's nice to be back. |
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| Warboss Dragoneye |
Posted: Apr 7 2009, 02:55 PM
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Pyromaniac Goblin Warboss Group: Members Posts: 1,410 Member No.: 3,489 Joined: 14-January 07 |
Can't keep a good skeleton down!
Good to have you with us, mate. |
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| Mathurian |
Posted: Apr 7 2009, 02:58 PM
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Goblin Group: Members Posts: 61 Member No.: 5,249 Joined: 7-April 09 |
Indeed, they just keep coming back  Is this Tarlen? Cause the avatar seems the same. |
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