Here is how the game works: one person wishes for something, the next person grants it but "corrupts" it somehow (creatively!)... EXAMPLE:

I wish for new shoes.

Granted, but they're flip-flops and your mates make fun of you.

And then that person makes a wish also :)

I'll start off with,

I wish I had my own house!

Granted, but it's a run down shack. ^_^

I wish I was rich. :)

granted. but its all in pennies.

I wish i could fly. :)

Granted, but you're also an estate agent. I'm so sorry.

I wish I was had a cure for zombieism.

Granted, but you drop the vile it's in just as the T-Virus comes around.

I wish I had a shovel.

You do. As you use it to fire a steam locomotive, the end falls off, flies into the firebox, and melts; this causes the enghine to overheat and explode. Oops.

I wish I was telekinetic.

Granted, but so is everything else now. It's a struggle to simply move across the room with the amount of dust motes pushing you back.

I wish I had unwaveringly loyal zombie minions.

Granted but they don't do what you say as they're braindead. :wacko:

I wish Games Workshop was cheaper.

Granted, but everything else in life is now ridiculously expensive.

I wish I was kayaking with David Tennant...mmm...

Granted, but you both get sucked into a giant whirlpool.

I wish I had a longer attention span.

At least I'm with David...:wub:

Granted, but you can only watch reruns of 8 Simple Rules.

I wish the whirlpool led to David Tennant's executive flat. Aww yeahh.

Granted but the flat was burned down.

I wish I could live forever.

You now do, but it's in a small windowless room with nothing to do.

I wish I knew everything.

Granted, but the limitless information cannot fit in your brain and your head explodes.

I wish that my younger brother would stop watching stupid TV shows.

Granted, but now he watches Mythbusters all day, ignores the disclaimer, and builds a cannon out of a log with which to lay siege to your room.

I wish I had a mini-fridge.

-Airtruck

Granted, but it's stacked exclusively with bottled horse piss, and reeks of month-old manure.

I wish I had musician friends who didn't suck.

Granted, but they far surpass you and all get record deals, becoming increasingly self-obsessed and leaving you by the wayside, causing you to enter an ever spiralling depression which eventually leads to you finally owrking up the courage to kill yourself, putting your family out of the misery of having to see you and care for you ever day.

I wish I had enough money to go to Ashton Court Festival for the whole weekend.

Granted, but you buy a plane ticket to see me instead.

I wish my soda wasn't flat :(

Granted. But now its so filled with fizz that you cant even drink it.

I wish I owned a penguin... :D

Granted, but a madman straps a rocket to his back and he killas you.

I wish my sister would be quiet.

PS- You better not be dissing Mythbusters :angry:

Wow, that's been well thought through... :ph43r:

Granted. Your sister is now quiet. She now stands directly behind you every second of every day, not saying anything, just lurking and looking over your shoulder...
I wish that penguins ruled the world.

Granted, but...Dammit this is too awesome to corrupt...

Ok.

Ok.

Granted, but you are not wholly satisfied, and return to the manufacturer, not affecting your statutory rights.

I wish it wasn't raining :(

Granted, but it never rains again and you severly piss off Al Gore.

I wish I was a polar bear.

-Airtruck

Alright!

Granted, but swarms of angry penguins, devastated that world domination is no longer theirs, capture you and take you to Antarctica. There you spend the rest of your furry days catering to parties for the penguin children and doing impressions of the bear from Milo & Otis.
I wish I could get over this penguin thing.

Granted, but now you're now addicted to crystal meth.

I wish I could dance like that guy in that video I saw sometime.

You can, as long as "that guy" is Ricky Gervais (as David Brent) in The Office.

I wish that my D&D half-orc paladin was level 8 so his horse is more intelligent than him.

Granted, but now you've become the horse itself. (btw, hi, I'm a half-orc paladin myself)

I wish some bomber toucans!

Granted, but it's strict wish-granting policy that people who for get to use prepositions are eaten by bears.

I wish my 12 Empire Spearmen, 60 Night Goblins, 10 Spider Riders, 5 Dire Wolves, and 40 Clanrats would paint themselves to 'eavy Metal quality.

-Airtruck

Granted, if by 'eavy Metal quality you mean iron coloured, all over.

I wish I wasn't so apathetic.

Granted, but now you work so much you become the CEO of a huge global company hell-bent on taking over small buisness and you become everything you've ever hated so you jump off a building.

I wish I could get away with accidental-manslaughter.

Granted, but your acclompice, consumed by guilt, goes insane, becoming increasingly self-obsessed and leaving you by the wayside, causing you to enter an ever spiralling depression which eventually leads to you finally working up the courage to kill yourself, putting your family out of the misery of having to see you and care for you ever day.

I wish I hadn't just copied that from an earlier post I made.

Granted, but then you undo the fabric of time and destroy existance. Jerk.

I wish I could control people's minds.

Granted, but people's minds can also control you. :ph43r:

I wish I didn't have to go to work to get money.

Granted, but now you eat feces for money. And it's less than you made in the first place!

I wish I could rip out my own brain and be completely fine.

Granted, but you're obese for some reason.

i wish I could be with Eric right now :(

Granted, but I get so drunk I pass out.

I wish I could be with Dom right now :( ... and Sophy.

Granted but you forget who they are so it becomes another awkward silence when you're with them.

I wish I was luckier regarding my dice-rolling.

Granted but no one will know play you at any games of chance involving dice ever again, and Games Workshop arrest you so they can administer tests too see how you achieve such sucess including lots of cavity searches....



I wish I could afford more tattoos