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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
1 kilogram [ 0 ]  [0.00%]
10 kilograms [ 2 ]  [28.57%]
1 metric ton [ 1 ]  [14.29%]
1 imperial tonne [ 2 ]  [28.57%]
10 metric tons [ 0 ]  [0.00%]
100 metric tons [ 2 ]  [28.57%]
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Foe Hammer
  Posted on Feb 16 2004, 09:02 PM


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please give opinions and estimates.
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Fenix
Posted on Feb 17 2004, 08:06 AM


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Posted on Feb 17 2004, 09:15 AM


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Well I think we can safely say that given the relative densities of the wood, and the chuck. That it would obviously be able to chuck more than its own weight in wood.

Taking this as a given, I quote Wurmple's Ornithology: "A wood chuck weighs a little over 20 grams". This being the case, all the evidence points to the answer being somewhere between 20 grams and 2 billion tonnes. Given this completely conclusive evidence, I think we can safely put the real value at 1 Imperial Tonne
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Fenix
Posted on Feb 17 2004, 10:29 PM


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I will flame as much as a like when silly fools like Foe Hammer put up stupid posts like this

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plaz
Posted on Feb 19 2004, 03:03 PM


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laugh.gif I love the definate results you were able to come to DF! Excellent deduction.
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NX Kerensky
Posted on Feb 27 2004, 09:02 PM


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No offense, DF, but you won't run them much longer.
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Fenix
Posted on Feb 29 2004, 04:36 PM


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The *real* question is

How much Chuck could a Chuck-Chuck-Chuck, if a Chuck-Chuck-Chucl could chuck Chuck-Chucks
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DarkFish
Posted on Feb 29 2004, 11:27 PM


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No, you got it wrong. How many chucks could a chuck-chucker chuck if a chuck-chucker could chuck chucks
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Fenix
Posted on Mar 1 2004, 06:57 PM


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No, i was making reference to the all obscure Chuck-Chuck-Chuck, an invention of Fighter I think its 4 chucks in each hand
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Foe Hammer
Posted on Mar 4 2004, 09:04 PM


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The chuck-chuck-chuck is quote: "two nun-chucks chained together to provide extra chuckyness and the option of a throwing-chuck."
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NX Kerensky
Posted on Mar 6 2004, 06:15 PM


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Nunchaku. Not nun-chucks. Trust me, if it's in Ninja Gaiden, it's gotta be true. That game pwns. tongue.gif
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Foe Hammer
Posted on Mar 13 2004, 11:03 AM


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HEY, were ENGLISH! Whatever we say is, therefore, the English language!
I will not have some poncey japanese telling me to to spell _MY_ words!
Nun-Chucks is the accepted Englisah spelling, therefore Nun-Chuchs IS the word!

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DarkFish
Posted on Mar 13 2004, 02:26 PM


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NX Kerensky
Posted on Mar 15 2004, 02:13 PM


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I'm not japanese! I'm Canadian and proud of it! I'm just saying that Ninja Gaiden says it, and at one point, so does Dungeon Keeper! If only there were ninjas in Halo, then I could prove it!

By the way... Englisah?! Nun-Chuchs?!!? That is NOT a real part of the english language. Show me that in the Oxford Dictionary!
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Foe Hammer
Posted on Mar 15 2004, 09:18 PM


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Show me the words audatiousness, derasterise, clifton, reantidisestablishmentarialism and pneumoultramicrosilicovolcanosis in the oxford dictionary. These are all english words. English is an amazing language. you can put any prefix onto any word and it has a whole new meaning! similarly with suffixes. i can think of a word that isnt in the Dictionary right now!.....disindicatory -a thing which activley does not indicate another thing. I apologise to all those who speak english, but are not, but someone like myslelf with sufficient knowledge of the english language can tell you, very truthfully, that is a word is used frequently and by everyone, it becomes a part of our language, like the use of the word "sale" to descrabe a lowering in prices. This only came into being when there were shops big and desprate enough to have sales.

Oh, and if you can find the correct spelling of Nun-Chucks in the Oxford dictionarry, post your e-mail, and ill give you a reward. wink.gif
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