[NCity Announcements]

RANCH BULLETIN

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This here is the ranch bulletin board. Check here every so often because Faith, BB, Fox, Myself, or other supreme ranch members will be posting here to fill you in on to latest ranch news. See ya round the ranch!

~MB

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8/15/06Thanks to Rilla we now have our Inn info all now set up. Scramble fast to get a room! Employees of the ranch get one free!

~MB

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1/15/06 I currently would like it if we could have someone create descriptions for the menu at the inn and the conssecion. I'd greatly appreciate this and you would be credited for sure.

Also...

I desperately need some help on how to create the Lon Lon Race Track again. PLEASE help me! PM me with any ideas at all.

~MB

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1/1/06 PM Me with any problems with the Ranch at all and I'll fix it as soon as I can.

~MB

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RANCH LAST UPDATED 10/13/06

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Welcome to the Lon Lon Ranch!

The Lon Lon Ranch is an exciting, and very random RP that takes place in the far away land of Hyrule. We are a small Ranch but are always growing. However, we are not conformed only to the Ranch. There are times where you'll end up in France, in London, or even in some other dimension that doesn't really even exist. All in all, this is a great place to RP, if you're ready for randomness. However, we do ask that you not only respect the rules, but also follow them. Here are some rules about Rping and chatting in the ranch:

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Code Of Conduct
1. No Inappropriate Material
Minimal swearing is allowed, but don't push it.
Ex. "Damn, they got away"
Ex. "Damn Eat me!!!!! Cheesey poofs! Yummeh......>=) ass penis Cheney I drank water in Africa and did not get diahrrea. I pwn."
You be smart and decide which one doesn't belong…if the filters have prevented you from saying it, it probably shouldn’t be said.

2. No Flaming
You can "discuss" some disagreements, but don't take it to the point of calling each other names and arguing like whiny three year old brats.
Ex. "I must say I strongly disagree with that statement"
Ex. "You suck penis and you masturbate your mom at night because that is way wrong but you're too much of a Cheney to see that, so bring it on Cheesey poofs! Yummeh......>=)!!!!"
Once again you're all smart enough to get this one straight.

3. No Crazy and Out of Control Spamming
The definition of spam: "stupid pointless annoying messages". Got it? Ok, that was easy. But, randomness will reign, for this is our ranch and we are random! Just know what's appropriate and what's not.
Ex. "Holy cow I'm freaking bored, I say we go snatch Mr. T from the bar and go retrieve the long lost color of purple from that one mountain and then, quest for more toilet paper at the golden convenient store"
Ex. "Eggs Eggs jdshfakjgfhsj;'l'fhjlkf"
I repeat, you're smart enough to know the difference between random and stupid…

4. Respect Your Leaders
Don't blow off people when they ask you to do something. This isn't an anarchy, or a monarchy. It's something inbetween... I'll let you guys figure it out. The ranch is filled with experienced heroes who know what they are talking about. However, if someone in authority over you tells you to do something that is against the rules, or that you just know is wrong, you don't have to do it. PM an admin expressing your concern.

5. No God Modding
Come on guys, that's no fun. We try to keep this place realistic. Sure MB's a giant turtle and Fox is well…a Fox, but there is fine line between Fantasy and Impossible. Make your character more real, don't make them know all sorts of powerful ancient powers that wipe out entire armies just by thinking about it. Where's the fun in that. No one will ever get a chance to get into the fight if you god mode everything. Also, don't start battles just because you can. Sometimes people just want to talk and have fun, not fight for their lives. Usually, you can't start and finish a battle in the ranch all by yourself. I know that the rp is not controlled by one person, but also, you can't just cause things to happen whenever you feel like it. Please have at least another person with you when you start something.

6. Literacy
The Ranch is a literate RP. Please be as descriptive as possible. It'll make things more like a story and more fun to role-play and re-read even. Please try and be in character at all times at the ranch. Just make this place as fun as possible so right thoughtful messages when Rping seriously. Ranchers will appreciate this, you're status with us will go up with us, and you're writing skills will naturally improve. So, when in the ranch, be in character, but you are still allowed to chat. You don't need to say "(this)" or "Ooc: this" every time you want to chat. Just try to stay literate and in character.

7. All Are Welcome
Everyone who comes to the ranch is welcome here. Never tell anyone to leave just because you don't like him or her for whatever reason. If they are being trouble notify an admin or a moderator instead of taking matters into your own hands.

8. Animals
Please respect other peoples animals and belongings. While at that please respect people and there property in general. Do not shoot other people's horses. No animal dies unless the owner and our veterinarian Spike04 agree that it is so. Also, watch out for the cuccoos. We've had one too many mishaps with them before.

9. Priorities
The customer is always first. If you are an employee in the middle of a conversation or RP with a buddy, and a customer comes in, you will drop everything to help them to the best of your ability. Remember, the customer is always right…except when they're wrong.

10. Common sense.
Just don't be idiots, ok? This covers all the grey areas that I'm too lazy to define or have missed. Follow all the forum rules, etc…

RANCH MAP!

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1. Stable - One of the first places you will stumble upon when entering the ranch is the stable. Here you will find Horses, Cows, Yoshis, Chocobos, Wolfos, Tigers, and just about anything else you can think of resting, eating, and waiting patiently for their owners to pay them a vist.

2. Barn/Malon's House - Another building that will greet you when you first come to the ranch is the barn. Through the doors you will find many cucoos pecking away and playing in the hay. Though these chicken like creatures may seem to be playful, don't play too hard. You piss off one cucoo, and you have to mess with the whole flock. Believe me, and you can ask any other ranch member....don't mess with the cucoos. A staircase will take you up to the second floor where you will find where Malon, the daughter of Talon and caretaker of the ranch rests.

3. Geno's Tower - Far off from the entrance and firmly built into the stone wall that surrounds the ranch is Geno's tower. Here you can often find Rilla's cooky brother Geno wipping up a new experiment like weather machines and such. You never know what he's cooking. Inside you find several cows minding their own buisness, but unknown to the untrained eye these cows are hiding a secret. Dig your way past the crates of delicious Lon Lon Milk and you will find a secret passage that leads to a mysterious room. It is said that sometimes you can find heart containers there....perhaps the Cows are collecting them?

4. Horse Pen/Lon Lon Race Track - When the sun is shining and day is bright, you will find the horses and other creatures grazing about, enjoying some excersize, or even just getting some fresh air. Around the pen you will find none other then the Lon Lon Race Track. Feeling lucky? Then bring your steed, make a bet and get ready to take off. The race track is one of the greatest attractions you'll find at the ranch. You can get to it here (under construction)

5. Inn - Need a place to spend the night. The Lon Lon Inn is the place for you. Check out below for more information.

6. Barn Office - Welcome to the Barn Office where if you've got a problem, we can help. Check out below for more information.

7. Faith's Bush - Perhaps one of the most historical landmarks throughout the entire ranch is Faith's Bush. Little did our friend Faith realize that there were bathrooms here around the ranch. When nature called faith called on nature and now if you plan going anywhere near this bush, I'd suggest taking a 39 1/2 foot pole....and I'm not sure even that will protect you! Cleverly hidden behind the bush is Faith's Garage where he builds gadgets all day long. The bush has been burned, transformed into a fighting monster, and just overall has been harassing ranchers for as long as they can remember. I'd suggest keeping your distance.

8. Bowser's Hut - Here you will find the wise and elderly carpenter MetalBowser resting along with his small annoying, yet lovable brother Toad, and his daughter and co-owner of the ranch, BabyBowser. Sometimes, when he's around, you can also find Toner moving in and out and about. Inside its nothing more then a nice small house where MB calls his humble home. There are beds, a couch, a desk overlooking the window, a kitchen, and a bathroom. The hut in the past had the reputation of being the meeting grounds for the ranchers during troubled times so that they could plan and sort things out. Drop by, because MB loves visters.

9. Souvenir Shop - Want to buy something that will always remind you of our peaceful patch of heaven? Well you've come to the right place. We seel all sorts of memorable gifts that are perfect for the whole family....Check out below for more information

10. Tack Shop - Need to saddle up? The tack shop's the place to do just that. Here you can purchase saddles, food, or anything else to prepare you for the big race! Check out below for more information.

11. Concessions - Hungry? Want to grab a snack to munch on while you watch the horses compete? The come and purchase a hot dog, some nachos, popcorn, or chips here. Check out below for more information.

12. Disco's Garage - Every cynical bastard needs their fortress. Disco's Garage is the Ranch's uncaring, yet lovable sex god's special place. Whether your call him Disco, Cure, or Corporate Evil, he doesn't take kindly to anyone who messes with his high advanced gadgets and flashy hot sport cars. Still like every other cynical character, he does have a soft spot and it can be found at the heart of his robotic friend Glenn, who tags along on any adventure that his master may go on. Together, these two are unseperatable. You can get to it here!

13. Bowser's Bar - Long ago, during trying times for the ranch, and when we were just regrouping ourselves, tensions were high and Fox banned Topgun from ever setting foot inside the ranch. Taking it upon himself to see that his sons quit fighting, MB also left the ranch building himself a bar where friends could come visit if they liked. Those days thankfully over, and since then the bar has been moven into the ranch. You can get to it here!

14. Pool Hall - Run by Dire Wolf (Also known as Waric and Evil Ash) the pool hall is in his own words a hop skip away from the bar and the barn office. Here you can enjoy shooting some stick or just having a good time. You can get to it here!

15. Shoekeep Shop - Need some handy dandy items for all your adventuring needs? Then our shop has it all from bombs to tunics to bows and arrows. Check out below for more information.

16. Hole - A mysterious hole located out in the field behind to horse pen. Down there is not much but dirt. But it would serve as a good place to store items, or to use as shelter. Just watch out, you never know when a deku shrub may try to sell you some items for some extremely high prices. Otherwise, for being dark and damp down there it's not too bad...

The RP!
Ok, here's the fun stuff. The RP. This is what has made Lon Lon famous. Our RP here isn't just run by one person; almost everyone can chip in. That's what makes this so much fun, you're not bound by what one person dictates. However, making the story focus completely around you is not acceptable.

Also, the characters in the ranch are not always the characters that were in the arena. The arena is a seperate entity. Always look at the bios to know who you're talking to, and they change frequently so be sure to check for updates.

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A whole formed in Fox’s heart as he watched MB fly out the window. Suddenly the realization of Ganon and the Master Sword and his father and good friend all being gone forever just struck him. He stood there in silence and simply stared at the window. He would have stood there forever if it hadn’t been for the red flashing lights. He spun around and looked down the long hallway he would have to dash across. MB’s final words about finding Faith and Toad and getting out of this forsaken fortress.
He sprinted quickly to the other end of the hall only to find what little left of Ganon's grand army squealing their lungs off running all about. Drawing his blaster he fired it quickly in the direction of one of the miserable creatures that got to close and a headshot sent the monster falling down. It shook the ground slightly as he collided with the cold floor, but Fox didn't wait around to check if it were dead. He had already jumped down the stairway.

Toad drunkenly stumbled out of the room of the world's most powerful items, not realizing the masked man was now gathering several things and stuffing his cloak with it. Still the blurry figure of a furry friend was slowly coming into focus.
"FOX!" He shouted loudly, obnoxiously, and he hiccuped afterwards.
As Fox drew closer, Toad held out his hand to give him the item he was keeping. When Fox had taken the item from him, Toad sighed, smiled and fell backwards allowing himself to pass out.

Fox held up the chew toy that Toad had presented to him and stared at it perplexed. He shoved it into his pocket nonchalantly and grabbed up his tiny friend, casting him onto his shoulder.
He made his way to the room of the world's most powerful items and saw a masked figure digging through everything gathering what he could into his baggy pockets. When the figure turned around, it became quite obvious to Fox who the mystery man really was.

"Faith!?" Fox said and asked at once.
The being simply stared at Fox before lashing out to attack. Shocked Fox lept back to avoid the oncoming assault. But, Faith continued to unleash everything he ever might have been holding back.
It was then that it became clear to Fox what was going on. That was Majora's Mask that was firmly grasped onto Faith's face and no longer safely stored on display behind their ranch walls. Calling out to him would do no good. The only way that he could be saved was if he was defeated, and he wasn't sure he could bring himself to fight Faith.
But then a bright light of flame answered his thoughts and Fox dodged it only by a fraction of a second. He could feel the warmth on his face, and Toad almost slipped to the ground but Fox caught him.
Looking to Faith he saw a black coin evaporate before his very own eyes, and further examination revealed a black book tucked away behind his cloak. This didn't make much sense, Fox thought that the black book had been destroyed. But at an eye glance, he noticed that there was a box full of black books waiting to be used. Fox very well knew what he had to do, he had to fight Faith, and he very well would have if that very second they didn't enter earth's surface. It was too late for Faith, and perhaps the crash would smash the mask, but now he had to think of Toad. Perhaps if the little guy wasn't here, Fox would have battled to the end here with Faith, but he wouldn't be able to live it off his conscience knowing that he was killing Toad too.
Dashing past an oncoming flame, Fox shoved Faith aside into a wall and ran past him. He burst through the main doors and found himself clutching to the wall to keep him from falling up. He was unsure of how he would get himself off this tumbling tower. Slowly, his savior came into sight.

From Hyrule castle Gamer and Zelda looked out the window. They watched as Ganon's castle collapsed as it sped towards the ground. Zelda bowed her head down and began to cry as Gamer held her tightly and comforted her...

Spike flew the arwing fast away, but not without a backward glance at the castle, soon to be destroyed. TG and Mr. T looked back helpless to do anything. A tear formed in Mr. T's eye...

Inside, deep in the heart of the fortress, Marx (Master Mind) fought Moblin after Moblin after Tektite after Moblin. There would be no time for him to escape from this tumbling doom, and he stood among the debris of the dead at peace with himself knowing that he would soon join DW, MB, and Marth. He searched deep into his heart and saw a life stream, and he saw a loving mother. But what he saw most of all was a blond haired boy. Marx opened his eyes and smiled knowing that everything would soon be all right.

Fox felt himself loosing his grasp and soon enough he was no longer hanging onto the castle. Suddenly, when it seemed that Toad and himself were falling to their doom, Cure piloting his car came swooping in closer. Turning to his robotic pal Glenn, he gave him orders, and Glenn through out some rope to Fox. Clutching on, the two piloted the car away from the speeding castle only to watch is nearly explode as it collided with the ground. Fox turned away not bearing to look.
He climbed the rope and handed Toad to Glenn you gently placed him in the back seat.

Flying debris came off the castle and flashed pass the car like falling asteroids. "Not the car damn it!" Cure mumbled as he furiously grabbed the steering wheel. He piloted the car the best he could as it shook but he could not stop the oncoming piece of stone that hit Fox. The cynic and the robot watched helplessly as their friend fell and was lost among the trees. The swooped down to try and catch him but they were unsuccessful and he was lost. Bowing his head, Cure turned to his robotic friend and sadly said, "Set a course for home,"

Rilla looked from the ranch and saw dust from the crash rise overhead. KIC looked up too and quit playing with her paper bag long enough to wonder what it was that was going on.

PD turned around from the field he was at and saw the dust rise in the horizon. He didn't stop any longer and pushed on the journey he was beginning for himself.

A hooded wanderer walking alone look up and saw the castle collide with the ground in the far distance. He stopped walking and shut his eyes tight. Searching his feeling, he felt all that was going on around him. Opening them up again, his eyes were firmly fixed far off and he said to himself, "Ganon is defeated."

It was almost cloud...Almost...Quite an odd version of Heaven....He hadn't seen it in quite awhile though...It changed every time. But the last Heaven certainly hadn't been like this. This one was calm. Peaceful almost...With a cloudy ground, darkness filling the sky. A blizzard of snow whirled around out of the night settling onto his head. But the figure never moved, intently staring through the gap in the white ground. A friend was torn out of the castle. Another one was running as fast as he could, trying to gather together the remnants of Lon Lon. Faith was lost, Toad saved...And then they were gone. Rescued from the crumbling halls. The man breathed a slow sigh backing away from the gap in the clouds. He looked up slowly to the sky. The green eyes were unfocused. Thoughts going across his mind. The story was finished there. That story of his life there was ended. The memories would stay with him. With him always. But there were many more waiting to be made. Off beyond the chilly horizon.
More white globs drifted down from the sky falling onto his head. He lifted up his hand staring intently at the ring there. He was waiting for him. Waiting to be found. The words left his mouth. "Wish you were here."
With a final glance towards the hole, the shadow gathered the folds of his cloak around him. His eyes shining, he began to trod off into the distance. Marth walked off across the snowy ground. He didn't know where he was going. But he knew he was going to get there.

Cure drove his car into the ranch and lowered the window. He watched as Rilla walked closer and Cure nodded to Glenn. Reaching into the back seat, the robot handed the girl Toad and then the window closed. Revving up the engine, Cure and Glenn sped off into the direction of the forest.

Rilla watched as the two sped off, and as they sped off, she cradled the drunk Toad, and sighed under her breath, "What is going on?"

In response Gamer drove his car into the ranch. "Anyone want to go on a road trip?" he asked, directing his question towards Rilla. He didn't know that at that moment Toad would wake up and beg to go along. He didn't know that KIC wanted to ride in a wagon behind, and he didn't know that they would stumble upon a mysterious man who would put at end Gamer's journey. For, Princess Zelda had appointed Gamer to a royal task....a royal journey....and he knew that Rilla was just the person to help. But as all ranchers know, some plans don't always work out the way you hope.

From the castle rubble, a figure immerged from the ground. Ganon had been defeated, but a new evil was now born, and little did the ranchers know that the moon was slowly coming closer each passing minute...

The Majora's Mask RP

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Ok, now that you know how it works, or kind of know how it works, We'll introduce you to the main people in the Lon Lon Ranch. They are not in any real order.

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THE CHARACTERS:

Name: Gamer
Nickname: G
Species: anthro kangaroo
Age: 17
RP Activeness: Major
Logings: The Inn
Role in Ranch: anything he’s assigned to. Has a fair amount of power
Relations: MB (adopted father), Faith (adopted brother), Spike (brother), TG (adopted brother), Fox (adopted brother), Marth (adopted brother), BB (adopted sister), Tispers (nephew), Toad (Uncle), PD (uncle), Rilla (sister)
Status: fine
Can be found: asleep in the lobby
Description: Hazel eyes, dark patches of fur on feet that resemble chevrons pointing outward, standard kangaroo fur color.
Usual Clothing: Slight dark blue shirt, with short, white sleeves, blue jeans.
Optional clothing: Highly reflective blue sunglasses, backpack the same color as fur.
Personality: Gameroo's an expert at driving. He's got a bit of a need for speed, and he's competitive, but in a friendly way. He's skilled with machinery, one of his favorite devices being the Gravity Gun and of course the car. He isn't half bad with other guns either. Aside from that, he's extremely skilled at videogames and puzzles, all those sorts of things. He's also very intelligent, a lover of poetry, very good at problem solving, and very determined. Not one to rush into a situation recklessly, he's still reliable, especially in a pinch. He's kind, and very spiritual, but he often expects the best from himself. While this isn't necessarily a bad thing, considering that he usually comes out on top because of it, it's a bit of a double-edged sword, and he often doubts his own abilities. Unfortunately, he can't stand the cold. Despite being an anthro' kangaroo, he does NOT have an australian accent. He's a fiend for marshmallows, but also loves jelly bellies and tic-tacs. All things considered, he's a great guy, with very few unpleasant qualities, if any at all.

Name: Fox McCloud
Nickname: Fox
Species: Fox
Age: 18-19
RP activeness: Major
Role in Ranch: The Ranch's Last Defense/Co-owner
Lodgings: Inn (first floor), Lake shore, curious places
Animals: Horse (Seattle's 86), Yoshi (forgot his name, but i think he's blue)
Relations:
Children: None yet 
Father: MB (adopted)
Brothers: Spike, TG, Faith, Gamer, Marth
Sister and well... former girlfriend...: BabyBowser 
Nephew: Tispers
Uncles: Toad and PD
Sister: Rilla
Status: good
Can be found: Madrid
Description: A very, very dirty, beat up vulpine that is torn apart but still has his same old looks. He wears some pads, a vest over a shirt, pants, and boots.
Bio: A natural born fighter pilot and rogue, Fox has a mysterious past. His father was killed several years ago in an acident, and his mother died at birth, but he refuses to ever talk about it. He is usually a kind and cool guy, always rocking out to his guitar and helping people whenever possible. He's not exactly the brightest thinker to ever come out of the box but he knows what to do and how to do it. He can be very outgoing sometimes (sometimes a little TOO far) but for the most part, he enjoys the shadows. He's earned a hero status among the ranch, though he doesn't like to admit it. He's also got a good sense of humor and he's quite brave. Despite all of what people think about him, Fox is a mystery.

Name: Faith
Nickname: Faith
Species: The only real human here
Age: Forever Young
RP activeness: Major
Role in Ranch:(Job) Co-owner, shopkeep and self-proclaimed clown prince
Lodgings (Include Hotel Room #): Room 2, barn roof, or the bush garage.
Animals (Include It's Breed, Race, or Color): Blue Yoshi (forgot name) missing since destruction of ranch
Relations: ill just list who im not related to....
Status: fine
Can be found: Perchance once a fortnight, Madrid
Description: 5'9'', plae green eyes, crazy bownish blond hair. Kinda Gangly lookin'
Bio: (Previously Recorded in front of a llive studio audience) Who am I? Well, not a lot of people ask me that... well my name's Faith. Uh, im 16... heh.... is it obvious i dont get asked this question alot? *fake laugh from audience* Seriously now? Youre no fun Oprah... okay okay. I uh, dont remember much before coming to the ranch. I remember a bar ran by a strange yoshi, but thats a story within itself. I came here to house a yoshi i bought one day and kinda moved in with the yoshi. Things happen, you drink some bad milk and BAM! Youre famous. or infamous. I dont know which, but i privately own the shrubbery around the ranch now. *nervous laughter from audience. One kid runs out of the room in disgust* Yeah. thats alot like how spike ran. *crowd laughs and claps* Twelve nog binges, a drug bust, a spelling bee gone horribly wrong, flying a stump FIVE times, lurking halfway across the Atlantic Ocean, becoming part of the Starfox arwing unit, becoming a household monicker, making thousands on marketing my face on lunchboxes and lawncare products, and making Big Business MY Biznatch I feel pretty... unfulfilled. you know? *Oprah sighs and makes swat team motions to the backstage team* I mean theres so much more i want to do. Like finaly make it to tha MOOOOO-*gunshots are fired*-N! *Oprah stands and points* Oh no you dont! not again Winfrey! *pulls otu some nog and downs it* *Jumps on the coffee table and flies it out of the studio, dropping hunderd dollar gift cards to JC pennies on them* HAHA! SO LONG WINFREY! YOULL NEV-*video cuts to garbled audio and white snow**Mans face appears on the screen*
For the sake of ABC, dont let this air...
(End Transmission)

Name: Not confirmed, but reports say it's Yeshua
Nickname: Lin, Link768
Species: Warrior Spiritualist
Age: Unknown
RP activeness: Major
Role in Ranch: Guardian
Lodgings: Cliff above Ranch, Deep in the forests surrounding Ranch
Animals: A Galf named Ifrit
Relations: None
Status: Returned after been gone for a long time
Can be found: ?
Description/Bio: Though most of the time appearing to be a normal female human, 'Yeshua' has the ability to not only transform into that form, but also into a young man clad in green, (known throughout legend as Link, the Hero of Time) as well as Link's alter-ego, Fierce Diety Link. Although nobody's ever been able to confirm it to be the case, it's rumored that 'Yeshua' reverts back to his true form when he leaves the Ranch. As nobody's ever seen 'Yeshua's true form, he, as well as his true power, remain unknown. While in female form, 'Yeshua' chooses to reveal no power of any kind. While in the form of Link, he's a skilled swordsman with the power of the Master Sword backing him. While in Fierce Deity form, 'Yeshua' has the ability to charge his sword with energy, then convert the energy into deadly disks that he then hurls towards the enemy. The origins of the energy is unknown. This form is truly a dangerous state for 'Yeshua' to be in, as he's constantly waging war trying to control his heart, as the form tries to control his mind. In his true form, people can only imagine what his abilities are. There's a rumor that he fights with his hands, but not in the way one might think. 'Yeshua' may forever be a mystery

Name: Minaki
Nickname: TG (Topgun)
Species: Human
Age: 16
RP activeness: Medium
Role in Ranch: Breeder, Shoekeeper, and Assistant Vet
Lodgings: Idk the room number but it was next to KeyShes
Animals: Dash the black mountain Chocobo. He's a male and my trusty companion. Right now he's lost.......
Relations: It's long and complicated. MB's my new dad and it goes on and on from there. See his bio for more details.
Status: Out Saving the day with Spike
Can be found: Plotting against Al and Canada all together, Wondering around Lon Lon Ranch, Chatting at Lon Lon, at Runescape, and with some extremely hot women
Description: A grey haired ninja dressed in mainly black. He has black gloves and ninja sandals. His pants are black with many pockets for kounai knives, shurikens, and such. He has a white shirt with a black vest over it with more pockets for gear. His eyes are brown and though he wears such dark clothes he can usually be seen smiling.
Bio: The last of his kind he is usually seen as an outcast. His village was destroyed when he was only 5. Somehow he was an only survivor. After wondering through the woods for hours he was found by a small village of ninjas. He trained under them and showed excellent skill. He was far above the class. Maybe it was his bloodline traits he developed from the rest of his family. Though he knows many jutsu his favorite abilities are shocking people with lightning and scorching them with fire.
One cold day his new home betrayed him. The people that he loved so burned his house and ambushed him. He escaped with only with his life and a chocobo. He knew the reason had to be because of his family. He trudged on nearly dead until stumbling onto another village inhabited by dragons. He was now 7
The dragons were kind to him and took him on, understanding what it was like to be outcasted by humans. Here at this village, he only strengthened his knowlege of magic using black books to teach him new magics. TG also became extremely fond of animals at his new home when he was taken in by a kind Koopa named Bowser and resided there for long before leaving with one of his new brothers, Spike, also a human, to train as vets.
Spike and TG went their seperate ways in the world going on to become big and great things but little did the two realize that they would meet up with all their family once again at a ranch called Lon Lon.
After almost a year of stay at Lon Lon Minaki has almost become lazy. He hasn't trained in awhile and lost many abilities. Though his bloodline does impower him more then he'll ever know. Being the last of his kind and that last incident have left him somewhat cold. He seems to have lost all signs of emotion but happiness. Or is it happiness he uses to hide all other emotions? We may never know...

Name: Archantael
Nickname: PD
Species: Platinum Dragon
Age: older than dirt... literally
RP activeness: Almost Minor
Role in Ranch: Foreigner, D&D dude, and crazy magic user... protector of the ranch's original inhabitants
Lodgings: random planes of existence, any shady tree around the ranch
Animals: food? what? (or a horse who is as of yet nameless)
Status: unknown... probably asleep or having an out of body experience
Can be found: unknown
Description: I'm big. I'm platinum. I'm a dragon. Any questions? Oh, and I also have a human form in which I wear a simple warrior's garb with a platinum-laced cloak. (or a monk in simple clothing with an oak staff)
Bio: In the beginning.... ... ... ... yeah, I'm old. This would take forever.

[Name: Rilla
Nickname: Rill
Species: Human(at least half)
Age: In her mid-late teenage years
RP activeness: Medium
Role in Ranch: Inn manager
Lodgings: A small unmarked room in the back or a tree.
Animals : Shee,spotted female Chocobo
Relations: Genowing-Half brother
Status: Restless and Worried
Can be found: Some where beyond the ranch.
Description: A teenage girl with long red hair and big brown eyes.
Bio: Forced to leave her home at a young age, she traveled about, finding odd jobs here and there. Until the day she met her half brother. Working for the same people they formed a bond of friends and siblings, though it wasn't until Rilla was about to leave that they realized their shared blood line. Promising to keep in touch, they parted ways. Not to see each other again until Geno summoned his sister to the new home he had found at Lon Lon Ranch.

Name: Genowing
Nickname: Geno
Species: Past: Human, Present: Invincible Puppet
Age: 18
RP activeness: Almost Minor
Role in Ranch:(Job) Whatever I can help with (whitch is pretty much anything)
Lodgings:Tower behind lon lon ranch
Animals: none as yet
Relations: Rilla:Half sister
Status: Immortal
Can be found: In tower working or in ranch
Description: A Living Puppet
Bio: Lived a normal life untill 14 when I had a terrible accident, Saved by a star on star road, the entity who helped Mario in his quest to distroy Smithy, he being very old gave his lifeforce and knowledge to Me and Made me whole. When I came back to earth I ran into rilla ( we at the time did not realize we were related ) and we worked together for a while. We parted ways and I met Metal Bowser just a few months after He Started Lon Lon Ranch, So I made lonlon my home. A few weeks later I summoned Rilla to lon lon and she and I have been here ever since.

Name: Cure
Nickname: Cure, Disco, DD7, Badass
Species: Human
Age: Unknown, presumed to be in his teen years or twenties, as he looks rather yonug.
RP activeness: Major
Role in Ranch (Job): James Bond, or your local double-oh agent.
Lodgings: My Garage
Animals (Include It's Breed, Race, or Color): =
Relations: None.
Status: Alive, and ready.
Can be found: Either driving around or in my Garage, currently on my way to Ganon's castle
Description: Your average looking human with shaggy blue hair. Fairly lean with red t-shirt and blue jeans, a black trenchcoat and sometimes sunglasses.
Bio: A genuis on anything mechanic and technological. His HQ is his Garage, not too far from the Ranch main property. Will work on anything he can. His leisure time is spent getting some "action" driving his totally tricked out car, or having a drinking contest with ShyGuy at the Bar. Master marksman.
History: Ex-Reno Mafia agent, Cure used to have wild days years ago. Little is known, but someone close to him was killed, and he left the Mafia and founded the Garage at the ranch. He used to operate an old laboratory in Reno, but that was shut down. He had a few flings with one Erin Vegas, a Vegas mob leader with constantly chases after him.

Name: Malon
Nickname: Malon
Species: Hylian
Age: about between 13 and 17
RP activeness: Almost Minor
Role in Ranch:Feeding cucoos (others to be anouced at later date)
Animals: Blue Horse (same as 1 from old ranch)
Relations: Uh... i was at the 1st ranch oh and TG and faith are my bfs
Status: Missing
Can be found: in the middle of the field singing
Description: copper haired Farmgirl with lavender skirt (see pic)
Bio: A farm girl who has spent her whole life on the ranch called Lon Lon. Wandered until found work and ever science has been at Lon Lon ranch

Name: Toad
Nickname: Toad
Species: Toad
Age: Toad...er...idk?
RP activeness: Fairly Important
Role in Ranch: Waiter, Assitant Chef
Lodgings: Bowser's Hut
Animals: None
Relations: MB (brother), Spike, TG, Fox, Gamer, Faith (nephews), BB (neice)
Status: Hyper
Can be found: In an arwing outside Ganon's castle
Description: Toad is a happy go-lucky walking talking mushroom with incredible speed. He is often more then happy to help anyone at need at the ranch. He's short in size, and his shroom is white with red spots. He sports a blue vest and a diaper looking pants with brown shoes.
Bio: Toad lived with MB during the early years in his life. He then went on to more noble roles such as aiding the dragon council, and eventually becoming Peach's personal helper. He then met back up with MB at the ranch right before the trying times of the Return of Ganon. Toad can often be found running around the ranch hyper, diving into the pool behind the hut, chasing and or riding the cucoos, pestering MB, doing barrel rolls, running up and down stairs, saving other peoples games, serving people at the ranch cafe or bowser's bar, making an omlet, learning to tap dance, searching for the lost city of atlantis, practicing swordsman ship with excalibur, fighting off many enemies, causing trouble, screwing up, frantically running in cricles, making faces at passing by cars, avoiding being made into a stuffed delicassy, helping around the ranch, taking the one ring of power to mount doom, destroying the death star, poking yoda, playing with his action figures of everyone at Ncity, spazzing out, taking a bath, eating, sleeping, taking a huge dump, whizzing, excerising to Richard Simmons video tapes, jamming to head banging rock and roll, attempting to learn how to fly...

Name: Marx M. Gainsborough
Nickname: MM
Species: Human
Age: 7
RP activeness: Medium
Role in Ranch:(Job) I would like to ably for the job of Front Line (Security). See bio for abilities.
Lodgings (Include Hotel Room #): Sleeps with Fuzzie for now. (Everybody now: Awwwwww.)
Animals (Include It's Breed, Race, or Color): Fuzzie, a male Collie puppy. Sleeps in the hay at the top of the barn.
Relations: Aeris Gainsborough, Mom (Currently keeper of lifestream)
Zack Gainsborough, Dad(Curently helping Aeris/ trying to keep Sephiroth nice and quiet)
Status: Alive
Can be found: If you don't see me, I'm sleeping. A 7-year old needs his naps. Although if you know I'm here, but don't see me, I'm on the outside of the ranch, walking through the Cherry orchard. For some reason, the place calms me (The old members know what I'm talking about. BOOM!)
Description: A short kid wearing white shorts and a red T-shirt, though his clothing may vary depending on the ranch's season. Messy blond hair hide a speckly dark patch of skin on his forehead, the mark of the Geo-Stigma(Planetary Scar) Syndrome. Wears white shoes, and sometime as his smaller than normal Buster Sword strapped to his back

Name: Chaotic Axle
Nickname: Axle
Species: Human (Though experimented on)
Age: 14
RP activeness: Medium
Role in Ranch: Mischief maker, and random crazy person.
Lodgings (Include Hotel Room #): Random, usually outside
Animals (Include It's Breed, Race, or Color): None, at this time.
Relations: Keyshe-Sister
Status: Wandering around, doing random things.
Can be found: In random places, doing random things
Description: Slightly tanned skin, white long hair, red eyes, and sharp teeth. Always wears a silver locket with a picture of a chimera carved into it. And a gold bracelet on his right arm, which has his experiment number on it.
Bio: Axle was abducted by a secret group, and was experimented on. After escaping, he discovered that he had the ability to morph his body at will, combining any DNA or other matter in any combination he wished. He doesn't remember much about his life, but he knows his name and the code name for the experiment that was done on him, "Chaos Chimera." And ended up naming himself accordingly. Axle often conducts his own minor experiments. He also has various other talents. Axle only has little bits and pieces of his memory, and searches to get the rest back. The locket he carries has a picture inside which he often is found looking at, but no one knows what the picture is. He is also known as "#1337" as his experiment number is "1337." Experiment number 1337 is known to be more unpredictable than the others.
Bio: Unknown

Name: Tispers
Nickname: Tispers
Species: Dragon Half
Age: 514
RP activeness: Minor
Role in Ranch: Faithful Denfender (just making something up)
Lodgings: Outside on roof of hotel.
Animals: None
Relations:
GrandFather-Metal Bowser
Status: Missing
Can be found: Missing after taking off in a space ship
Description: Has horns on head, red wings, a red tail, wears a large black cape that covers body. Brown hair, red eyes, can breathe and use fire.
Bio: A member of DAZE, sent by his leader to help Lon Lon Ranch with the war against Ganon. My true purpose for being here will remain unknown.

Name: Kirbyiscute
Nickname: Kirby, KIC
Species: Human
Age: 13
RP activeness: Minor
Role in Ranch:(None at the moment)
Lodgings:(None at the moment)
AnimalsL:(None at the moment)
Relations: None
Status: Often dizzy and stumbling around or falling.
Can be found: Often somewhere quiet reading books. And eating ramen.
Description: A rather odd girl who wears a kimono most of the time... wanting to be Japanese. D: Wears glasses and occasionally wears a paper bag. Will wear a T-shirt and pants on some occasions.
Bio: JUst an average everyday girl... Nothing too interesting happens in her life... Just living a normal life... ._. Kirby has had... a bad childhood... rather shy and not too open since... ._. people now-a-days are so mean... ._. So... Kirby finds herself safe when reading certain stories... like her own little world...

Name: Sonic the Hedgedawg
RP character's name: Rai
Age: Apprears to be about 18
Race: elf
RP activity: Medium
Job: unemployed (haven't had time to scan that "help wanted"s yet)
Lodgings: Homeless as of yet
Appearance:I'm a little short for my age. Youthful features brown hair, hazel eyes and am weraing a red tunic though that's not the only outfit that I'll ever wear.
Description: A young and energetic elf. Very inteligent, bordering on genius. Often sarcastic and sometimes cynical, but genuinely good hearted and intollerant only of ignorance and intollerance (oh the hypocracy). A skilled weilder of nature magic and an accomplished student of several weapons and martial arts... but neither are nere so accomplished as his mastery of magic.
Bio: Well, other than what's been said. His parents were both killed before he was old enough to remember. Has been living on own since... eventually settled down in a forrrest community until a flash fire started by bandits burned it down.

Name: Kyle
Nickname: Shadow
Species: Hedgehog
Age: 14
RP activeness: Minor
Role in Ranch: Captain of the Airforce, pilot of the Blue Flame arwing
Lodgings (Include Hotel Room #): No one knows, but on the clearest of nights, you may be able to see a shack on the far side of the lake. In the day it isn't there...
Relation: Friend of mostly everyone
Status: Al's Slave
Can be found: Hunching over his keyboard typing a new article, review, guide or preview for Al. Or in his little cage that Al has for him. Or around Kelly's house talking to her, and wondering how she makes him feel the way he does.
Description: A dark hedgehog with red streaks on the top of his head. His most treasured posessions are his Chaos Emerald and his air shoes, which makes accelerate faster than Sonic.
Bio: Runs around follwing Al with his Beating Twig and sarcastic comments of d00m. (lol no really, I'm just too lazy to type)

Name: Alexander
Nickname: Al
Species: teh gwahness
Age: 15
RP activeness: Minor
Role in Ranch:(Job) critizer of TG
Lodgings (Include Hotel Room #): none
Relation: Gwah
Status: Busy
Can be found: somewhere away from the Ranch
Description: Shum
Bio: Al checks the ranch every now and then to wonder what the bloody hell is wrong with the people in it, what they are smoking, and why they aren't sharing any. He finds it entertaining to change the names of the people that do something evil, and occasionally beats someone with his Beating Stick (and at times the Beating Hammer).

Name: Crimson
Nickname: Darkfire
Species: human
Age: unknown
RP activeness: Minor
Role in Ranch: gun for hire (warrior)
Lodgings: hole in the ground near the ranch
Animals: Sagol (Darkfire Dragon)
Race: dragon
Color: black
Relations: none
Status: fine, how are you
Can be found: wandering the ranch
Description: Crimson wears a red cloak that covers his entire body. All that can be seen is his face through the cloak. His hair is pure white and has a face with a constant serious look to it
Bio: For most of his life, Crimson has been fighting an unknown enemy trying to destroy the sanctity of Ncity and has only recently returned. (several fanfics I’ve been toying around with)

Name: Rogues roost
nickname: roost
species:Night elf
Rp activeness: Minor
Role in ranch: nothing as of yet
Animals: White tigger to ride on
relatoins: none yet
staus: could be better but been alot worse.
Can be found: In forestes, out usally around dusk to dawn. when i do sleep at night its usally outside
Description: tall, Around 6.5, dark purple skin, blue hair, wears silver plate armor and purple tunic under it. was a sowrd with a foot and a half handle with a four foot blade.
Bio: Was exiled from his home land for staring a riot in his home city against his goverment. He found his way recently to the lon lon and has stayed here ever since. HE is very out going and has a really cocky attitude and always thinks hes right. but the few moments he is serious he can get down to bisness like no one else

Name: Zimfan
Nickname: Zim
Species: Human
Age: 15
RP activeness: Medium
Role in Ranch: Helping Hand
Lodgings: None
Animals: None
Relations: None
Status: Homeless
Can be found: Wondering in from time to time
Description: He likes to pull pranks on people when they get to ruin his fun. He is well mannered at times, unless you anger him
Bio: He is a crafts men that wonders to city to sell any creations that he makes. Now times are rough for Zimfan. He doesn't sell his work, he does repairs now. He always wear his travel pack on his back, he nevers removes it.

Name: MasterHand
Nickname: MH
Species: Human
Age: 30’s
RP activeness: minor
Role in Ranch:(Job)
Lodgings (Include Hotel Room #):
Animals (Include It's Breed, Race, or Color): None, I work alone.
Relations:
Status:
Can be found:
Description: 6’3”, a cloaked figure, face is hidden behind a hood, wearing a white glove on his right hand, a large black cape surrounds him embroiled with a leaf (an Animal Crossing leaf) and a kanji representing gold.
Bio: Unknown (Will be updated after a while)

Name: Flail
Nickname: kirby
spiecies: Fox(or the sonic people)
age: 23
rp activeness: Minor
role in ranch: Looks after yoshies. (I'm not sure which jobs are open or not
lodgings: place at the inn
relations: none
status: (i'm not sure what you mean)
can be found: in the inn or in the stables
desription: Tails but the coulor red!
bio: Claimed to be the long lost son of tails. He is being chased for stealing a chaos emerald from sonic. Has a starship in the solona galaxy

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Name: JuuJuu
Nickname: Juu
Species: Human
Age: 18
*RP activeness: Starting
Role in Ranch: Lazy, he'll think it over.
Lodgings: Homeless.
Animals: None.
Relations: Er-- None? ; ;
Status: Pretty good, you?
Can be found: Anywhere, randomly. He's good at popping out of nowhere.
Description: Juu has shaggy brown hair, green eyes, etc. He's usually just wearing his fishing hat and his favorite jacket (yes he wears clothes under it, geez). He's kind of tall, kind of not. He's lazy, procrastinating, nonchalant, and loves to mess with people. He's very friendly, unless he doesn't like you. Then he'll just tell you he doesn't like you, and act casually right afterwards (it also entitles you to be picked on moreover by his needed control of remarks).
Bio: Born somewhere, he was out walking when he was attacked by a vicious man-eating, pink panda. The great pink panda chased him until he couldn't run any longer. But when he noticed several green shells a deflecter shield and a wall, he couldn't help but exploit the "Black Hole" glitch he used several times in SSBM (Super Smash Brothers Melee). Unfortunately, it backfired. His damage was instantly shot up to 999% and the panda jumped at it to get him. When it did, it knocked him out of it.. and with the 999% it wasn't a good combination. Juu flew through the air at amazing heights, before finally landing in a haystack in Lon Lon Ranch. Curious to how he got to a whole new demension in itself, he plans to explore and investigate. Unfortunately, the great pink panda may have followed him there. >> (cue dramatic "DUM DUM DUM").

Name: TRL
Nickname: TRL
Species: Human/Hylian
Age: 21
RP activeness: Minor
Role in Ranch: Not sure
Lodgings (Include Hotel Room #): No idea.
Animals (Include It's Breed, Race, or Color): A Blue Blur err... Hedgehog, and A trusty horse.
Status: Ask Jim Carrey. If you think he is insane that likely means I am as well...
Can be found: Somewhere in this universe from what has been said in legend err... here.
Description: 6'4'', Brown Eyes, dirty blond hair.
Bio: A mix between Link and Isaac of Golden Sun fame. Posses uncommon speed and power. Great with both the sword and magic. He has also developed pretty effective martial arts skills. Much is unknown about his past. He has an undieing will and never gives up trying to do what he sees as right. On his spare time he loves to have fun and kid around. He is also known to listen to rock far too loud for his own good.

DEAD HEROES:

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Name: Dragon
Nickname:Dragon
Species: Dragno Humanoid
Age: 15
RP activeness: Minor
Role in Ranch: None
Lodgings: The Stick
Animals: An Invisible Dog
Relations: none (TG's Bestest Friend and Lover)
Status: Dead
Can be found: As a ghost
Description: a ghost who loves to skateboard and posses chickens
Bio: a poor indian boy who washed ashore to an african tribe and the natives took him upon themselves and there he met the native boy Topgun but when he were 6 they kicked him out of the house saying that he was now a man and he had to live off prostitution to make a living for himself and when he saved up enough money he and tg ran away to go the ranch together and start a family

Name: Dire Wolf/WARIC
Nickname: DW/waric
Species: Adept
Age: unknown
RP activeness: Medium
Role in Ranch: Leader of wolfos, pilot of the B.J.21 arwing, bearer of the golden sun, Pool hall owner & manager, wrestler.
Lodgings: The hay loft
Secret Lodgings: Cloaked hanger for arwing, secret lab
Animals: all wolfos on ranch (most are wild, few tame)
Relations: None
Status: Normal
Can be found: Sleeping in hayloft, working at pool hall, random spots on the ranch.
Description: None
Bio: None

]Name: Aurum
Nickname: Marth
Species: Fallen Angel
Age: 439
RP activeness: Major
Role in Ranch: General of the Lon Lon Ranch
Lodgings : Inside the Inn (First Floor), Room #9
Animals : Chanel, brown horse.
Relations: Spike, TG, Faith, Gamer, Fox, BabyBowser, Rilla,
Toad, PD, Tispers, and MB (All adopted)
Status: DEAD
Can be found: DEAD
Description: Tall and imposing to enemies. Marth wears worn brown boots, and is cloaked entirely in dark shades of black and brown. He is all covered except for his head. Marth has long, messy, golden brown hair that hangs into his eyes. On his hand he wears a simple ring made of a white wood. His weapons are numerous and he is proficent in many. But he is well known for his twin scimitars that hang from his hips, as well as his longsword and daggers.
Bio: Long ago in another place far from Hyrule, a love was made that was not allowed. An angel, placed upon the Earth to protect it's people feel in love with a woman. Taken before Heaven's officials he was cast out. The woman soon grew older then the fallen angel and died. With nothing holding him to the woman's town Marth began to wander the realms. Making friends and being caught up in many wars and adventures. He is a known wanderer, going by many names. At some point Marth was thrown into Hyrule where he came to Aid the ranch in the Tektite wars. From then on Marth has stayed at the ranch enjoying the family he has found there. At times he can be distant, wandering off on his own devices across Hyrule. But more often then not you will find him within the walls of Lon Lon Ranch, his home.

Name: (Metal) Bowser
Nickname: MB
Species: Koopa
Age: ?
RP Activeness: Major
Role in Ranch: Carpenter, Writer, and Father
Relations:
Children: BabyBowser, Faithinchaos
Adopted Children: Spike04, Topgun66, Starfox36, Gamer11564, Marth, Arilla
Brothers: Toad, PD (also my great-great-great-great-great-grandfather)
Grandson: Tispers and all those other guys…
Status: DEAD?
Can be found: DEAD? (Believed to be floating in space with Ganon)
Description: Bowser is a large looking turtle. He also has dragon like personalities such as his ability to breathe fire. Bowser has orange slicked back and spiked hair and he is green. He is fairly large in height and in weight as well. Regardless, his personality proves to be a loving one who only fights out of desperation regardless of his angry and monster like appearance.
Bio: Bowser grew weary and tired. He had traveled far from the last kingdom to get here. Looking around, he spotted a sign. As he approached it, and the sign read: Hyrule Field. MB too a good look around. "So this is the Kingdom of Hyrule?" Suddenly, MB heard a voice, a voice he had not heard in a long time. A memory and a fuzzy vision of what once was came into focus. His daughter! Everything suddenly was coming back to him! He must rescue his daughter! Dashing off at a speed that he had never ran at before, MB zipped through the field and the voice led him to an opening in a hill. The path led up to a ranch, and there for the first time in years, MB gazed upon his beautiful child, Babybowser. Drawing closer he held out his arm and cried to BB, "Babybowser! Don't you remember me? It's me your father! I've been looking everywhere for you! Come give me a hug!" Little didn't MB realize that they weren't alone and the adventure of a lifetime was about to begin in a matter of minutes.

Name: Marx
Nickname: MM
Species: Cybernetic
Age: 15 biological years
RP activeness: Medium
Role in Ranch:(Job) Computer Technitian I guess.
Lodgings (Include Hotel Room #): In a mountin north of Lon Lon
Animals (Include It's Breed, Race, or Color): None, cause the cybernetic parts scare them.
Relations: Dead
Status: Operational
Can be found: Connected to a computer, at the target range.
Description: What appears to be a normal boy. He has titanium blue hair, and cold grey eyes that hide turmoil. A scar runs down his face. He rarly speaks to anyone, and gives everyone the cold shoulder. Never make him mad or he will make you live in pain for the rest of your time.And if his last peice of reason is lost he will bust into his battle body. He is equally lethal in both forms, but even more so in his battle armour.
Bio: What appears to be a normal 15-year with spikey titanium-blue hair, cold grey eyes, scar running down his face, and an impressive stature is realy a cyborg. Only 10 percent Human after he lost most of his body. When his skin rips of he is revealed to be a dark blue, shiny armoured exoskeloten made for battle. His Plasma Pistol awaits at his side.
Bio Mark was only a young man of 13 when his father was consumed by evil madness. Taking the family sword he killed his wife, then slashed Marx down the face when he tried to stop him. Blood pouring he ran as far from that house as he could. He ended up in a forest where he stopped to rest, his clothes covered in blood. Then, out of the shadows stepped a man, his father.Grabbing Marx by the neck, and lifting them high, he walked. They stopped at a cliff.
"Do you know how lions test their young to see if they are worthy to be in the family? They drop them off a cliff. If they survive, they are worthy, if not..." He ended his speech with a bonchilling cackle, and threw Marx off the cliff. His screams echoed unheard throut the night. Then, with crunching noise of bones breaking, all went black.
Weeks later, He awoke in a lab, staring at his new body. he thanked the scientists and tried to leave, but they stopped him.
"We want to study you, to see if we can make superhuman soldiers!" they said. Mark, in a rage, yelled
"I'll let you study the buisness end of my pistol!" All went red.
He awoke on the outscirts of the facility which was up in blaze. A firefighter was leaning over him.
"This thing ain't real, Mac! And I think it killed the scientists!"
Scared, Marx shot the fire fighter, and the one called Mac. He ran. He finally stopped next to a lake. Looking into the water, he saw his reflection.
"I don't desrve this." And angling his pistol to his face, he shot. As he fell, he heard a scream.
"Thats mine" he thought. When he awoke, he looked into the water. A fresh scar ran across his face where the cut had been.

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OTHER CHARACTERS: (characters worth mentioning without profiles as of now)

BabyBowser
RP Activeness: Minor
Status: Missing?
Bio: The daughter of MB, she hasn't been seen around the ranch since she had her child Koopa Kid, but legend says that someday soon she may return.

Lady Ivy
RP Activeness: Minor
Status: Missing?
Bio: Lin's sister. Lady Ivy use to be a frequent rancher getting into quirky arguments with her lil sis. Her current where about are unknown...

Spike
RP Activeness: Medium
Status: Missing?
Bio: Spike was the first child that MB ever adopted. He was last seen with TG saving Mr. T and Fox's Staff from Ganon's exploding castle. Upon re-entry the ship crashed and when TG awoke there was no trace of Spike or the staff anywhere. Only the jibber jabbering head...

Keyshe
RP Activeness: Minor
Status: Missing?
Bio: Axle's sister. She once use to be the assistant inn keeper of the ranch but has been missing since an argument with Al. Both Axle and Key left the ranch, but since then Axle has returned, with no trace of his sister...

Fire Yoshi
RP Activeness: Minor
Status: Missing?
Bio: Fire Yoshi, once a more chubby fellow, is your average yoshi who has aqquired the power of fire. Having been head chef for the ranch and a band member of firefall, the bar's rock group, FY has been missing for quite some time and his where abouts remain unknown. He is related to a mysterious man named Deep Throat...

I'D EVENTUALLY LIKE PROFILES FROM THESE PEOPLE

If you plan on rping, it would be nice to have a character sheet from you. Please fill out the following form:

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Name:
Nickname:
Species:
Age:
*RP activeness:
Role in Ranch:(Job)
Lodgings (Include Hotel Room #):
Animals (Include It's Breed, Race, or Color):
Relations:
*Status:
*Can be found:
Description:
Bio:

*get updated semi-often (please remove anything in paranthesis and the "*s" when turning in the form above)

Jobs, Pay, Rent:
Well, here at the ranch, you don't just have fun, you have to work too. Don't worry, it's not too hard at all. You do your job, and you get paid. Pay comes weekly. If you have a room in the Inn, and you are a ranch employee, your stay there is free of charge.
Rent: 70 R/week, 10 R/night
(since the ranch is under reformation, all people with jobs in red currently need to confirm that they in fact still have these jobs)

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Founder- Parayoshi

he can do whatever he wants, whenever he wants. Hold him in high respect and those who don't will have to suffer the consequences.

Co-Owners-
Fox
BabyBowser
Faithinchaos

they're here to keep things running smoothly. Near absolute power to do anything. promote, demote, create, destroy. you name it, they can probably do it. They are to appoint supreme ranch members in their stead in times of need.

Supreme Ranch Members-
Gamer11564
Link768
Spike04
MetalBowser

Have the power to suggest people to hire or promote. May make vital decisions in their area of authority (500 R)

Animal Specialists-
Topgun66- Breeder, apprentice veterinarian
Spike04-Veterinarian
Dire Wolf-Wolfos trainer

Must care for the animals, and may sell animals, or ask for money to go buy some for the ranch (450 R)

Security:
Fox- protector
PlatinumDragon4- protector
Link768-peacekeeper
Marth - General of the Militia
MetalBowser - Captain of the Militia
MasterMind - Front Line

Looking for a few good men…

Here to protect the ranch from danger. (400 R)

Shopkeepers-
Manager- Faithinchaos
Shopkeeper- Malon
Shoekeeper- Topgun66

work and create new ideas for the shop. We are currently looking for someone to someone to create desriptions for our menu. (350 R)

Innkeeper, Restaurant and Others-
Inn manager- Rilla
Assitant Inn manager- Marth
Barn Office Clerk- Marth
Main chef- Fire Yoshi
Apprentice chef- Toad
Waiters- Toad
Stripper - Yoshi

Sell things from the tack, souvenir, cafe and barn office. Also make sure that guests are given a room for the night upon demand. manage, and upkeep the inn and its facilities. We are currently looking for bellhops, waiters, and possibly an entertainment act. (350 R)

Ranch Hands-
Master Carpenter- MetalBowser
Helping Hand- Zimfan

Repairs most anything broken around the ranch. can also, uh, carpenter furniture and other things if needed. Any jobs like his will have to go by both MB and a Supreme Ranch Member or above. Ranch hands also clean up, be the gofer, and do odd and basic jobs (250)

Ranch chronologists-
Video Chronologist- Gamer11564
Writer- MetalBowser

records the doings and sayings of Lon Lon Ranch currently looking for any creative ways of preserving ranch history. (100)

**There are crap loads of jobs that need to be done around the ranch. We need horse trainers, someone to work with the cows and cucoos, random shop keeps, ranch hands, and we can always use more protectors in the ranch. But not everyone is fit for everything, so be sure to ask a Supreme Ranch Member or Co-Owner for the job that you are applying for**

RANCH ANIMALS:

Currently, our stables can hold up to 6 more animals and it's current maximum capacity is 23. If you have an animal and wish for it to be housed in our stables, tell us ASAP. There are only 5 spots available for horses, chocobos, and cows and 4 spots for Yoshis and anything else. Anything beyond that, and a new stable will have to be built to keep your animal in. Under certain circumstances though, we may be able to borrow a stable from another race to house your animal, but for the most part we try to keep things reserved. When giving us information about your animal, be sure to tell us its name, gender, and its race or color.

(Ex: Bob (male, stallion) - TG)
(Ex: Albert (female, red yoshi) - FY [heh irony])

Kind of like my last example with FY, some things just wont work! Also be reasonable with your creatures.

(Ex. Boldameer (male, stallion) - Toad)

No good pal, you're a little too small for this guy. Better luck with a yoshi maybe.

(Ex. Franklin Rodregius (hermaphrodite, flying purple hippo with flame breath) - Forum prick)

Sorry bud, no matter how cool that is, I don't think that odd of a creature is going to work out. Though, you are allowed to propose a new creature, be sure to get it approved by a Supreme Ranch Member or higher before you are able to house it.

(Ex. Karol (female, slutty proffessor) - Fox)

No Fox, you can not ride Karol around the ranch! Sorry! With all that being said, here's the animal list.

Horses:
1. Epona - LLR
2. Vanner (male, gypsy vanner) - MB
3. Channel (female, stallion) - Marth
4. Blue Thunder (female, blue horse) - Malon
5. Seattle's 86 (male, thoroughbred) - Fox

Yoshis:
1. Buddy (male, blue) - Spike
2. (open)
3. (open)
4. (open)

Chocobos:
1. Sleek (male, golden) - MB
2. Shee (female, spotted) - Rilla
3. Dash (male, black) - TG
4. (open)

Cows:
1. Daisy - LLR
2. Bessy - LLR
3. Bell - LLR
4. Dora - LLR
5. Mr. Kiwi (barcelona bull) - Toad
6. Prometheus (barcelona bull) - Disco

Other:
1. Tina (female, llama) - LLR
2. Jimba (male, lion) - Faith
3. (open)
4. (open)

Cucoos:
1. Cucoo #1 - LLR
2. Cucoo #2 - LLR
3. Cucoo #3 - LLR
4. Cucoo #4 - LLR
5. Cucoo #5 - LLR
6. Cucoo #6 - LLR
7. Cucoo #7 - LLR
8. Cucoo #8 - LLR
9. Cucoo #9 - LLR
10. Cucoo #10 - LLR
11. Triforce (male, gold) - Malon

Special Stables:
1. Titan (8 foot barcelona bull) - Lin

Animals Not Stabled:
1. Fang (wolfo) - Dire Wolf
2. Wolfie McWolf Wolf (wolfo) - LLR, Mastermind, Dire Wolf
3. Thebes (wolfo) - Dire Wolf
4. Fuzzie (puppy) - Mastermind

Welcome to the Barn Office!
-Come here if you have any questions, or want to buy an animal! Ask for BB, PY, Faith, MB, or Fox.
-Emergencies- did your horse get sick or injured? Spike04 is here to help!
-For your convenience, there is a restroom located next to the barn office, and a well with fresh spring water is next to the race track. (Please don't use the bushes as a restroom... but you CAN :lol:)
One month Board------50 R
One month Training-----200 R
Horses (approximate prices):
Foals/Fillys-------500 to 1000 R
Unbroke 2yo Colts/Fillys-------1000 to 2000 R
Green-broke--------2000 to 3000 R
Trained mares/geldings------3000 to 6000 R
Trained for races------6000 to 10000 R
Stallions------6000 to 10000 R
Brood Mare------3000 to 6000 R
Chocobos- (none for sale at this time)
Cows------1500R
Calves-------500R
Cuccos-------100R
Cucco Egg-----20R

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Welcome to Lon Lon Ranch's Inn!
Check in with Rilla!
Here is where the residents of the Ranch and travelers stay. The first floor is the largest, with 25 rooms and its theme is obviously, Zelda. See artwork and decor from the popular game. The first floor also has a cafe and the front desk. Come and Check in! Zelda not your style? No problem! We have two other floors. The second and third floors have 15 rooms each, with differing themes. The second floor has a earth feel as its theme is Harvest Moon. Bowls of fresh fruit and vegetables are place on tables in the hall way. The third and final floor is spilt, half is a homage to the timeless character, Mario. The other is decorated it in a space age decor, with hats off to Metroid prime and other Metroid games. Each floor has its own suite, room 1 is the zelda sweet, 26 is the harvest moon sweet, 41 is the mushroom kingdom sweet, and 42 is the metroid prime sweet.

One night fee-15 Rupees
One week-100
One month-425

Occupied Rooms:
First Floor:
4: MB
9: Marth

Second Floor:
26: Rilla (Master Suite)

Third Floor:

Rooms Free:
1-3
5-8
10-25
27-55

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Welcome to Lon Lon Tack Shop!
Buy saddles, bridles, grooming supplies, feed and more! Talk to Faith or Malon.
Bag of Grain, Fruit, or Greens------13 Rupees
Bridles-------30 R
Saddles-------500 R
Lightweight Racing Saddle-------1000 R
Accessories----30 R
Grooming Set------30 R
Treats--------5 R
Malon's Cucco Calming Solution-----20 R

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Welcome to Lon Lon Souvenir Shop!
Get hats, tunics, Cucco dolls, or even an ocarina! Shopkeepers are Faith and Malon.
Fresh Milk in a bottle-------5 Rupees
Coffee--------------------5 R
Hats--------------------100 R
Bag of Bombs------------500 R
Tunic of any color-----1000 R
Wooden Ocarina---------3000 R
Rare Cucco Doll--------4000 R
Master Sword---------100000 R
Mario Coins---100000 R/coin (500 Left In Stock)
MISSING! Majora's Mask----display only

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Welcome to Lon Lon Cafe!
Hungry? Come on in! Maitre'D is Faith, and your waiter is Toad…
Classical Music on the Juke Box---1 Rupee
Lon Lon Milk------- 2 Rupees
Hyrulian Frapachino--- 3 Rupees
Triforce Coffee------ .5 Rupees (or free with muffin)
Cucoo Chicken Noodle Soup--- 1 Rupee
Cucco Chicken Wings---- 10 Rupees
Muffins------ 2 Rupees
Doughnuts and Bagels----- 3 Rupees
Kakariko Cheese----- 5 Rupees
BabyBowser's Swedish Fish-----10 rupees
Cat's Fried Char------15 rupees
Barcelona Hurricane Made Apple Cider - 10 Rupees
Lon Lon Cheese-----5 Rupees

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Welcome to the Shoekeeping Shop!
Operated by Topgun66
Arrows: Used to fire out of a bow. Can't be bought without proof of a bow and quiver. Can be combined with fire, ice, or lightning for elemental attacks.
10 Arrows- 20 Rupees
30 Arrows- 60 Rupees
50 Arrows- 90 Rupees
Bow: Usually a wooden item used to fire arrows
275 Rupees
Quiver: A long pouch with a string that goes over your shoulder, Used to hold arrows
100 Rupees
Deku Nuts: Thrown at enemies to stun them with a blinding flash.
WARNING DO NOT INGEST
5 Nuts- 15 Rupees
10 Nuts- 30 Rupees
Deku Seeds: Used to fire out of a sling shot. Can't be purchased without proof of a sling shot and some type of a bag
30 Seeds- 30 Rupees.
Sling Shot: A wooden item that fires deku seeds, rocks, etc
175 Rupees
Bag: A bag that holds things. A bomb bag would hold bombs and a deku seed bag would hold deku seeds etc
100 Rupees
Deku Shield: A small wooden shield used to protect yourself. Is easily burned
40 Rupees
Deku Stick: A stick that can be used as a torch or to light up other things.
WARNING THIS STICK BURNS UP FAST SO USE WITH CAUTION
10 Rupees
Recovery Heart: A small single heart used to replenish some health
10 Rupees.
Bombs: Used as any other bomb. When it glows red you better throw it!!! Can't be bought without some kind of bag.
WARNING DO NOT SWALLOW OR THROW INSIDE HOUSES OR AT FRIENDS
5 Bombs- 25 Rupees
10 Bombs- 50 Rupees
20 Bombs- 80 Rupees
30 Bombs- 120 Rupees
Hylian Shield: A powerful shield used to defend yourself from enemies
60 rupees
Blue Fire: Used to melt the toughest of ice. Can't be bought without a bottle
WARNING DO NOT INGEST OR TOUCH EVER!!!
300 Rupees
Bottle: A small glass bottle used to hold things like potions, fish, bugs etc, very rare and hard to come by.
500 Ruppees
Bugs: Used to get stuff out of tiny cracks. Can't be bought without a bottle
50 Rupees
Fairy's Spirit: A fairy that can fully restore your health now or the second you die. Can't be bought without a bottle
50 Rupees
Fish: A fresh fish that can be eaten or used as bait for something bigger. Can't be bought without a bottle
200 Rupees
Green Potion: A green potion used to fully restore your magic power. Can't be bought without a bottle
30 Rupees
Red Potion: Used to fully restore your health. Can't be bought without a bottle
30 Rupees
Poe: An evil spirit that can be sold for money. It can also be eaten but not reccomended, see warning for details
WARNING YOU YOU MAY DIE OR BE SLIGHTLY WEAKENED
30 Rupees
Bombchus: Mouse-like creatures with bombs on their tails. They are wound then launched straight in a zig-zag pattern ready to blow up something too high for normal bombs.
WARNING DO NOT FEED TO YOUR CAT YOU OR ANYONE ELSE
10 Bombchus- 100 Rupees
20 Bombchus- 180 Rupees
Goron Tunic: A red tunic that is flashy and withstands extreme heat. Is only sold to people 14 and older.
WARNING DO NOT JUMP IN VOLCANOS WITH THIS. ANY MINOR BURNS CAN'T BE BLAMED ON US
200 Rupees
Zora Tunic: A blue tunic that is flashy and allows the wearer to breathe underwater. Is only sold to people 14 and older
300 Rupees
Lon Lon Milk: Used to replenish lots of health with each drink. Can't be bough without a bottle
30 Rupees (Refills are 10 rupees)
Blue Potion: Used to fully restore health and magic power. Can't be bought without a bottle
100 Rupees

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Welcome to the Race Track Concessions Stand! Operated by MetalBowser.
Hot Dog--10 ruppees
Hamburger--10 ruppees
Chile--15 ruppees
Nachos--15 ruppees
(with cheese)--17 ruppees
Soda--7 ruppees
Lon Lon Milk--5 ruppees
Pizza( 2 slices) --15 ruppees
Pizza(whole)--30 ruppees
Sausages-- 20 ruppees
Chips--5 ruppees
(Fritos, Lays, Cheetos, Doritos, Pringles)

Seems someone found the janitor again. Drink, anyone?

*walks into the fancy new ranch* I suppose I'll have a drink. Shall we break a bottle of champagne over the barn roof? :P

And waste it? Such blasphemy I do not tolerate. We'll crack it over your head, instead.

Fine, fine..I'll get my own bottle :P

*parks car behind the barn and steps out*

wow. everything's looking really good

hello again.

Wow. That took a long time to completee huh. Looks nice MB.

Gamer that car's real nice...Where'd you get it?