The Unrated Adventures Of Meg, The soul stealing dog goes on adventures

[Popit]

Meg has had some adventures in the past. But they have been censored... So I bring you the most violently funny fic you'll ever read... Or just tell me that to make me feel better.

[Popit]

Meg, the soul stealing chocolate lab, floated above the crowds of people who flocked beneath her. She chuckled and flew down the street ripping their heads off sending the blood of her enemies running down the street. She laughed with evil delight. But something stopped her. There was something wrong with the crowd of people. None of them were screaming. They just stood in silence.
“You don’t seem to be afraid of the Piggy?” Meg said. “I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL!!!!”
They did nothing.
“What is going on here?” Meg said.
“Ah… So you’ve figured it out!” A booming voice with a deep British accent said.
“No… I haven’t…” Meg said.
“What? Oh damn. I’ll just explain it to you!” The voice said.
“Ok.” Meg said.
“Don’t interrupt me!” The voice shouted. “I am Jack! I am your equal and your opposite! You see in the future a lab will create us and send us back in time! We are Yin and Yang, Jekyll and Hyde, Santa and Satan!”
“Those are the same thing!” Meg said.
“SHUT CHO MOUTH!” Jack boomed. “But when we first arrived in the past you lost your memory! You have no memory of anything sexy thing!”
“WE DID THE NASTY?” Meg shouted in shock.
“Oh hell no! I’m talking about me! I’m very, very, very, very, very, very, very sexy.” Jack said. “And then you started to remember so I trapped you in this world. But then you figured it out! And so I have to beat you!”
A flash of light sent Meg spiraling out of the air. She landed on the ground and the people disappeared. A small orange and white cat sat licking his paw.
“What the…” Meg said.
“You idiot that’s not me!” Jack boomed. “That’s my Joe!”
“Your Joe?” Meg asked.
“Yes. He’s my sidekick type thing. Like you have Jake!” Jack said.
“Who? Oh yeah my son!” Meg said.
Joe stood up on his hind legs. He hissed and charged at Meg. Meg kicked him in the head and sent him flying.
“Oh no you didn’t!” Jack said.
“SHUT UP!” Meg shouted. She stood up on her hind legs and sent her ten boobs crashing into the wall and she pulled it down onto the cat. “Wait… How is that possible?”
Joe burst out of the rubble and did a flip through the air and started using his claws to scratch Meg’s face.
“YOU BASTARD!” Meg said and bit down on the cats leg. He shrieked in pain and smacked Meg in the face. She let go and the cat dropped to the ground he healed. “Wolvercat!”
“Ho ho ho!” Joe said and leapt forward and hit Meg in the face again sending her sprawling to the ground.
“What the hell? Are you Santa? I WILL BEAT YOUR DAMN KITTY ASS!” Meg shouted and ate Joe than pooped him out leaving him in a steaming pile of dog crap as she flew off to find Jack. Joe emerged and swore in meows. And ran after her.
TO BE MEGTINUED…

[Feral Female]

Bwa-ha! Meg strikes again I see. Good fun Popit!

[Popit]

Thank you Feral.