Rick-facts, Misc And Sexy Facts About ME!

Ladies And Gentlemen Boys And Girls Children And Rick Fans Of ALL Ages, Back By Tremendesly Popular Demand, The Ricker-Facts You All loved Are Back, But Now With 50% More Facty Goodness!!!
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Ricker Facts:

-- Ricky Can Burp The Whole Alphabet.
-- Ricky Altogether Has Over 3,000 Comic Books,
-- Ricky Will NOT Wear Pants If He Does Not Have To.
-- Ricky Sleeps In The Nude.
-- Ricky Doesnt Drink OR Smoke.
-- Ricky Has 2 Guitars.
-- Ricky Has 25 Complete Sketch Books.
-- Ricky Is A Huge Fan Comedy And Action Movies.
-- Ricky Has Been a Fan Of Wrestling Since He Was 5 Years Old.
-- Ricky Had 7 Peircing Before, But A Few Got Infected And Had To Have Surgury.
-- Ricky Is Co-Owner Of His Comic Company.
-- Ricky was Baptised As A Christian September 1st 2003.
-- Ricky Doesnt Believe In Sleeping During The Night.
-- Ricky's Favorite Color Is Green.
-- Ricky Is A Fan Of Dragons.
-- Ricky's Favorite Animals Are Monkeys, Penguins, Wolves, Flamingos, And Koallas.
-- Ricky Is A Very Firm Believer In Love At First Sight.
-- Ricky Is Allergic To Mushrooms.
-- Ricky's Favorite Football Team Is The Raiders.
-- Ricky's Favorite Drink Is Vanilla Coke, And Rootbeer.
-- Ricky Has Notoriously Bad memory
-- Ricky's Dips His Fries In His Milkshake.
-- Ricky Is An Avid Reader.
-- Ricky's Favorite Season Is Winter.
-- Ricky Has A.D.D
-- Ricky Has Broken His Arm 3 Times, His Leg 2 Times, His Collarbone 1 Time And His Nose.
-- Ricky Wishes To Own A Comic Store Someday.
-- Ricky Has Met Stan Lee.
-- Ricky Has Almost Died 2 Times.
-- Ricky Is Double Jointed In His Thumb And Shoulder Blades.
-- Ricky Has A Bad Back Due to A Childhood Injury.
-- Ricky Has Extensive Knowledge Of The Comic-And Cartoon Universe.
-- Ricky Does not Like Chicken, Fish Or Onions.
-- Ricky HATES Camping.
-- Ricky ONLY Has Nightmares When He's Sick.
-- Ricky's Favorite Resturaunt Is Burger King.
-- Ricky Has Won Over 15 Art Awards Throught His Mighty Career.
-- Ricky's Only Pet Is A Goldfish Named DR DOOM.
-- Ricky Didnt Start Talking Until He Was 3.
-- Ricky's First Word Was "Pen".
-- Ricky LOVES Puzzles.
-- Ricky's Favorite Comic Characters Are Batman, Green Lantern And Wolverine.
-- Ricky Doesnt Like Chocolate Ice Cream.
-- Ricky Has Been A Member Of The KISS Army Since He Was 5
-- Ricky's Had Stitches On The Side Of His Neck, Back Of His Neck, Behind His Right Ear And The Back of His Head.
-- Ricky Always Got More Candy Than His Brother On Halloween.
-- Ricky Is Slightly Claustiphobic.
-- Ricky's Favorite Shampoo/Conditioner Is SUAVE: Cocoanut Scented.
-- Ricky HATES The Sound Of Snoring.
-- Ricky Has A Older Btother Named Michael.
-- Ricky Can Hold His Breath For 3 Minutes.
-- Rickys Biggest Fear Is Going Blind.
-- Rickys Favorite Cookies Are Oatmeal.
-- Ricky Collects Lava Lamps.
-- Ricky Makes Movies.
-- Ricky Is A Master At Pranks.
-- Ricky Can Play The Guitar and Piano.
-- Ricky Is A EXPERT At The Air Guitar.
-- Ricky Wants To Visit Canada.
-- Ricky HATES Vampires, And People Who Think They're Vampires.
-- Rickys Worn Boots Since He Was 17.
-- Ricky HATES Pop Music.
-- Ricky Has Once Gone 2 And A Half Days Without Sleep.
-- Ricky Can Keep From Blinking For 2 And A Half Minutes.
-- Ricky Wants To Become A Famous Comic Book Artist.
-- Rickys Favorite Pizza Topping Is Gummi Bears.
-- Ricky Loves the Rain.
-- Rickys Favorite Cereal Is Apple Jacks.
-- Ricky Is An Admitted Attention Whore.
-- Ricky Dislikes Most Horror Movies.
-- Rickys Worst Habit Is Cracking His Knuckles.
-- Ricky Knows How To Sew.
-- Ricky Is VERY Ticklish.
-- Ricky Can Stuff 2 Full Pizza Slices In His Mouth At Once.
-- Ricky Once Accidentally Cut His Thumb With A Butter-knife.
-- Ricky Is Scared Of Kevin Bacon.
-- Ricky Hates Slow Music.
-- Ricky Thinks Thanksgiving Is A Boring Holiday.
-- Ricky knows How To Solve A Rubik's Cube.
-- Ricky Likes His Eggs Scrambled With Lots Of Ketchup.
-- Ricky's Has No Bed Time.
-- Ricky Still Has His Tonsils And Appendix.
-- Ricky Can Not be Grossed Out.
-- Ricky Is Right Handed.
-- Ricky Has Never Kissed Another Man.
-- Ricky Finds It Almost Impossible To Sit/Stand Still For Very long.
-- Ricky Has Never Been Arrested.
-- Ricky Has Eaten Poprocks And Drank Soda Before And Lived To Tell About It.
-- Ricky Admits To Being A LITTLE Egotistical.
-- Ricky Wears Penguin Printed Pajamas.
-- Ricky Has Never Taken Candy From Strangers.
-- Ricky Is A Certified Butt Doctor.
-- Ricky Has Only Gotten Into 1 REAL Fight In His Life.
-- Ricky Hates Star Wars And Star Trek.
-- Ricky Does Not Take Steroids.
-- Ricky Is Convinced That Being Naked Cheers People Up.
-- Rickys Name Means "Brave Power".
-- Ricky Has NEVER Been At A Loss For Words.
-- Ricky Is Uncircumsized.
-- Ricky Likes Getting Stuff For Free.
-- Ricky Hates Being Bored.
-- Ricky Still Has His Pogs.
-- Ricky Owes Over $50 For Library Books.
-- Ricky HATES The Movie Napolean Dynamite.
-- Ricky Tans Wearing ONLY A Sock.
-- Ricky Can Say The Alphabet Backwards.
-- Ricky Can Make Origami Roses.
-- Ricky Types One Handed..
-- Ricky Volunteers At His Church.
-- Ricky Was Kicked Out Of 3 Highschools, And Has His G.E.D.
-- Ricky Can Wiggle His Second Toe On His Right Foot.
-- Ricky Has Been Hit By Cars 3 Different Times On Bike.
-- Ricky Grew Up Listening To Rock And Roll.
-- Ricky Was Voted "Most Weirest" In Highschool.
-- Ricky Has Never Passed Out.
-- Ricky Enjoys Dressing Like A Ninja.
-- Ricky Once Ate 79 Marshmallow Peeps On A Dare.
-- Ricky Is A Optimist.
-- Ricky Thinks "Flamingo" And "Eskimo" Are The 2 Funniest Sounding words EVER.
-- Ricky Can Wiggle His Ears.
-- Ricky's Right Hand Is Slightly Longer Than His Left.
-- Ricky Knows All Of Victoria's Secrets.
-- Ricky Has Been Offered A Million Dollars To Pose In Playgirl. (-He Respectfully Declined-).
-- Ricky Too, Despises Carrot Top.
-- Ricky Is Not Only The Founder Of The" Ricky Fan Club", He's Also A Member.
-- Ricky Has An Autographed Copy Of The Bible.
-- Ricky Came Up With 800 Uses For The Peanut
-- Ricky Always Washes His Hands After Going To The Bathroom Whether He's An Employee Or Not.
-- Ricky Will NEVER Add The Same "Ricker-Fact" Twice.
-- Ricky Will NEVER Add The Same "Ricker-Fact" Twice.
-- Ricky Does All His Own Stunts And Nude Scenes.
-- Ricky Once Bought A Puppy Back To Life Just By Smiling At It.
-- Ricky Actually Invented The Question Mark.
-- Ricky Loves All Women For Their Minds, Instead Of Bodies.
-- Ricky Once Defeated Hitler In A Arm Wrestling Contest.
-- Ricky Loves All Of His Legions Of Fans.
-- Ricky Does Not Kiss And Tell.
-- Ricky Hates Cocky And Arrogant People.
-- Ricky Sometimes Feels It Hard To Contain His Awesomeness.
-- Ricky Does Not Want To Sound Arrogant...But Women Have Been Known To Faint In His Presence.
-- Ricky Is Known As The Fifth Beatle.
-- Ricky Is Trained In 17 Martial Arts Styles Known To Man, And 5 Known To Monkeys.
-- Ricky Can Burp The National Anthem.
-- Rickys Hands Get Cold When Nervous.
-- Ricky, At Times Has Been A Pirate, Ninja, A Superhero, A Cowboy, A Dinosaur, And A Member Of KISS.
-- Ricky Does Not Get Angry Easily
-- Ricky Will Picture You Naked...Female OR Male, He Will Do It.
-- Ricky Can Do Many Different Sexy Accents.
-- Ricky Can Drive A Car Using ONLY His Butt.
-- Ricky HATES People That Dress Up Their Pets In Clothes.
-- Ricky Can Twist His Foot All The Way Backwards.
-- Ricky Cannot Blow A Bubble.
-- Ricky Played "Teenage Martin Luther King Jr" In the Play Of His Life In Elementary School.
-- Ricker-Mania Is Celebrated In Over 100 Countries.
-- Ricky Hates Hot Weather.
-- Ricky Is His Fathers Favorite Child.
-- Ricky Is Very Humble.
-- Ricky Is Attracted To Brunettes.
-- Ricky's Wants To Have Sex With A Midget Atleast Once Before He Dies.
-- Ricky Doesnt Think Of Himself As That Big Of A Flirt.
-- Ricky Had His First Kiss At Age 6.
-- Ricky Does Not Have Any Enemies.
-- Ricky Met His Best Friend Huero In Elementary School.
-- Ricky's Favorite Day Is Tuesday.
-- Ricky's Favorite Jellybean Is The Red One.
-- Ricky Loves BBQ Sauce.
-- Ricky LOVES Grapes And Grape Flavored Things.
-- Ricky Likes Pineapple And Ham Pizza.
-- Ricky Hates The Sound Of Lobsters Crying.
-- Ricky Never Met An Eskimo He Didn't Like.
-- Ricky Loves Having His Beard Tickled.
-- Ricky Can Be Summoned Only When You Believe In Yourself And Hold The Mystic Gem.
-- Ricky's Awesomeness Was NOT Bought On Ebay, Despite Popular Belief.
-- Ricky's Least Favorite Letter Is "Q".
-- Ricky Always Moves Onward And Upward.
-- Ricky Prefers Boxers To Briefs.
-- Ricky Always Sees The Glass As Half Full, Not Half Empty.
-- Ricky Is A HUGE Fan Of The Die Hard Series.
-- Ricky Was Once Bitten By A Radioactive Spider, BUT He Did Not Gain Amazing Spider-Like Abilities...Just Radiation Poisoning.
-- Rick Can Hold His Breath For 8 Days 5 Hours And 26 Minutes.
-- Rick has Once Met Jesus, Godzilla AND The Green Power Ranger...and Got All Their Autographs.
-- Rick Once Beat Hitler In A Game Of "Duck-Duck-Goose".
-- Rick Can See Through Your Clothes Right Now, As Your Reading This.
-- Rick Is Superfly.
-- Rick Enjoys Oral........Reports.
-- Rick Was Born With A Heightened Sense Of Hearing, Sight, And Smell...As Well As A Few "Other" Enhanced Body Parts...
-- Rick Can Read 895,9865 Words A Minute.
-- Rick Can Roundhouse Kick Through Solid Brick Walls.
-- Rick Can Set People On Fire...WITH HIS MIND!.
-- Rick Is Immune To All Known Diseases, Afflictions, Sicknesses, And Knock-Knock Jokes.
-- Rick is The 1997 US Spelling Bee Champion.
-- Rick Can Tell The Difference Between Coke And Pepsi.
-- Rick Is Studlicious.
-- And He Knows It.
-- Rick's Mamma Dont Dance And His Daddy Dont Rock N' Roll.
-- Rick Enjoys Spending Time With His Girlfriend, His Best Friend, And Your Mom.


As Always More To Come.

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