Title: Doug The Skrull!
Description: Introducing The WORST Skrull EVER!
Heartburn - June 22, 2008 12:56 AM (GMT)
Sorry I haven't posted this. I've been busy with more important matters (Seriously) but I have finished issue 1. I haven't written an issue in ages so my work is probably rusty but here goes nothing.
P.S.- I think it will be short....but oh well....
DOUG THE SKRULL!
The Throne Room, Skrull Palace
“Bring in the first subject.” Queen Veranke orders a Skrull. She sits in the throne chair, waiting for the first Super-Skrull for their plans to enter the throne room. The first Super-Skrull enters, wearing a mixture of Black Bolt’s and Doctor Strange’s clothes.
“My queen, this Skrull possesses the powers of both Doctor Stephen Strange and King Boltagon of the Inhumans.” One Skrull says, taking a couple of steps towards the queen.
“Yes, I’ve already seen this mixture of Skrulls. *We’ve already sent a Skrull with the powers of those other heroes that we captured before.* Send in the next Skrull.” Queen Veranke says, resting the side of her face with her right hand.
“Yes, your highness.”
*Black Bolt Skrull: New Avengers: Illuminati #1 and #5* - Heartburn
Mean While, Next To The Doors Of The Throne Room…
“Hey Krt’Lin, I have a question for you,” Gyro says next to Krt’Lin, “Why did your father name you Krt’Lin?”
“My father chose the name because he was interested in his Earth studies and he randomly found the name Doug which is Krt’Lin in our language,” Krt’Lin answers, “I don’t mind it, I find it interesting myself.”
“You’re a fool,” Gyro says, “The Earth’s heroes were the cause of destroying our throne world. You would be killed if anyone found out you liked your name.”
“It’s better than being a pet to the Earthlings,” Krt’Lin says, seeing the next couple of Super-Skrulls go into the throne room, “Besides I don’t mind it.”
In The Throne Room…
“My queen,” A Skrull soldier says, walking up towards Queen Veranke, “We are short one Skrull.”
*“Did you add me to the list?”* Queen Veranke asks.
“Yes my lady.”
Queen Veranke begins to look around the room, trying to see past the Super-Skrulls. She looks at the doors to see two Skrull guards standing by.
“Bring them in.” Queen Veranke orders.
*Read New Avengers #40* - Heartburn
“Do you think Queen Veranke is hot?” Gyro asks Krt’Lin.
“What is with all these questions,” Krt’Lin asks but tells him anyway, “Yeah, I do think that. You have a problem?”
Gyro pauses, staring past Krt’Lin with a blank face. Krt’Lin turns around to see three Skrulls in front of him.
“What, you guys don’t think so?” Krt’Lin says as they grab him and Gyro and pull them into the throne room.
Moments later Gyro and Krt’Lin are on their knees, bowing to their queen.
“Great, you just got us killed Krt’Lin.” Gyro whispers to Krt’Lin.
“You can’t hate me for speaking the truth, just look at her…” Krt’Lin whispers until Queen Veranke begins to speak.
“The both of you have been upgraded from guards to Super-Skrulls. Scientists, take these two subjects to the lab.” Queen Veranke orders.
Four scientists from both sides of the rooms take both Krt’Lin and Gyro by the arms and they begin to walk them outside of the throne room.
In The Lab…
Krt’Lin and Gyro are lying on two separate tables, staring up at the ceiling.
“Were going to become Super-Skrulls,” Krt’Lin says to Gyro, “How cool is that?”
“Shut up already, god your so annoying.” Gyro says as two scientists walk next to the tables they rest on.
“It’s time for the project to begin.” One scientist says, injecting Gyro with some fluid. The other scientist does the same with Krt’Lin. Krt’Lin looks over at Gyro to see him knocked out.
“This is going…to be…so…cool…” Krt’Lin says, falling asleep.
kacangpool - June 22, 2008 09:06 AM (GMT)
good start, hb ... :thbsup:
Heartburn - June 22, 2008 05:17 PM (GMT)
“What the frac?!” Krt’Lin shouts, waking up in a water filled bubble sphere. He looks around but can’t really see much. Krt’Lin hears a lot of smashing and explosions coming from some where. He begins to punch the bubble, trying to get out but it was no use. For some reason he couldn’t break it. Krt’Lin just tried to hold his breathe as long as he could until some how the bubble opened up. Krt’Lin poured out of the bubble by the rush of the water and crashed right into a destroyed console. He looks around the room to see dead Skrull bodies; a shocked look quickly grows on his face.
“Who could have done this?” Krt’Lin asks himself as he slowly stands up, feeling weak.
“The other Skrull that came with you into the lab.” A Skrull scientist answers, crawling towards Krt’Lin. Krt’Lin rushes towards the scientist to see he has no legs. Krt’Lin helps by dragging the scientist towards a console to rest.
“What happened to you,” Krt’Lin asks, seeing his blood pouring every where on the floor, “And you’re saying Gyro did this?”
“You’re so called friend? Yes, he tour off my legs in hopes of letting me die slowly. Our experiment with him didn’t go as planned.” The scientist answers.
“What do you mean?”
“We gave your friend some abilities of some the former Brotherhood of Mutants. We only gave him three: Avalanche, Sabertooth and Juggernaut.” The scientist says as he begins to lose air in his lungs.
“Where is Gyro right now?!” Krt’Lin asks, shaking the scientist for some more answers. It was too late, the Skrull scientist was dead. “Damn it, I can’t do anything about it.”
Krt’Lin stands up, noticing he needed a change of clothes. He looked down at a destroyed table to see some costume with a piece of paper on it with his name on it. The paper was ripped and dirty but he could read it. Krt’Lin quickly grabbed the costume to see it was just your normal Skrull uniform.
“Damn, I thought it would be cooler.” Krt’Lin says, quickly changing his clothes and putting on the new Skrull uniform. After changing he runs out of the destroyed lab and into the nearly destroyed hallway. “How did they screw up their experiment with Gyro?” Krt’Lin asks himself as he runs down the hallway.
In the throne room, Gyro is quickly taking out the Skrull guards without a problem. Gyro was the same size as Juggernaut and was wearing a costume that was similar to Juggernaut with a mixture of Sabertooth.
“GET OUT OF MY WAY SCUMS,” Gyro shouts, tearing the last remaining guards apart, “I’M GOING TO KILL YOU ALL!”
Gyro hears Queen Veranke running towards the doors. He looks over at the throne chair, rips it out the ground and throws it at the doors, destroying the only doorway out of the throne room.
“YOU’RE MINE BITCH!” Gyro shouts, charging at her with incredible strength. Queen Veranke dives out of the way just in time as Gyro smashes through a wall. As Queen Veranke stands up Gyro smashes through a different wall and charges at her again. Queen Veranke jumps out of the way again but Gyro slashes her entire right arm with his incredibly sharp claws. Queen Veranke keeps running towards the hole in the wall, holding her bloody arm. Just as she was about to escape, Krt’Lin enters through the hole.
“Have no fear my queen,” Krt’Lin says, “I’ve come to save you!”
“Get out of the way you idiot!” Queen Veranke shouts, smacking Krt’Lin away. While she runs away, Krt’Lin stands up, holding the side of his face.
“Damn, hot and vicious, I like that.” Krt’Lin says just as he looks to see Gyro charging at him. “Gyro, is that you?”
“SMASH THE IDIOT!”
“Yeah, that’s you alright…” Krt’Lin says as Gyro rams himself and Krt’Lin through a couple of walls before appearing outside. Gyro crashes through a ship, blowing it up with him while Krt’Lin just lands on his head on the hard ground below.
“AAAARRRRGGGGGG!!” Krt’Lin shouts in pain but his head begins to heal. “What the- I actually ended up getting powers?! SWEET!” As Krt’Lin does a little happy dance in the middle of the destruction, Gyro quickly runs out of the flames and charges at Krt’Lin. Just as Krt’Lin turns around to continue his happy dance he sees Gyro coming his way.
“YIKES!” Krt’Lin says to himself, covering his eyes. Then it hits him, why stand still if you could dodge. Krt’Lin dives out of the way of Gyro’s charge. Krt’Lin quickly does a cartwheel to get back to his feet and starts running like he never has in his life. No, seriously he begins to pick up super fast speed. Gyro chases after Krt’Lin but Krt’Lin just leaves a trail of dust behind.
“WHERE DID THE PUNY IDIOT GO?!” Gyro asks himself, looking at the trail of dust.
“Right here, pinhead!” Krt’Lin answers, running right into Gyro. Gyro just slides back a bit as Krt’Lin falls down on his back, holding his face and chest in pain. “Damn, that wasn’t my plan!” Krt’Lin shouts in pain. Gyro smashes the ground under him, creating an earthquake heading towards Krt’Lin. Krt’Lin tries to roll out of the way but falls through the crack under him.
“Awwwwwwwww nuts!” Krt’Lin shouts, falling into the darkness.
Gyro begins to laugh, seeing no sign of Krt’Lin. “DUMB DOUG THOUGHT HE COULD STOP ME?! HAHAHAHAHAHA!” Gyro keeps laughing like he was drunk on laughing gas until he begins to sink into the ground. Gyro keeps sinking until he was down to the bottom of his chin. In front of Gyro comes Krt’Lin, phasing upwards from the ground below.
“I’LL RIP YOU APART FOR THIS DOUG!”
Krt’Lin bends down, knocking on Gyro’s purple colored helmet. “Well I would love to get to know the better you Gyro, but I don’t plan on staying here,” Krt’Lin says, leaving Gyro in the ground as he heads towards the palace. He is stopped by a couple of Skrull soldiers and Queen Veranke. “My queen, I stopped Gyro for you.”
“Krt’Lin, for trying to commit murder to me you are under arrest under the Skrull Empire.” Queen Veranke says with a serious look. All the Skrull soldiers around her raise their guns towards Krt’Lin and aim at him.
“What the- This is what I get for trying to be a good Super-Skrull?! Being a Super-Skrull sucks!” Krt’Lin shouts into the air.
To Be Continued…
kacangpool - June 23, 2008 06:51 AM (GMT)
i like where this is going hb. you've put a lot of thought in it.
Heartburn - June 24, 2008 06:31 PM (GMT)
Months, Maybe Years Ago...
“How is the weapon coming along?” Queen Veranke asks the scientists as she walks into the lab.
“My lady, the weapon is almost complete. Thanks to those Earth heroes we have gathered enough information about their other comrades. With that data we’ve been able to download that info into the weapon.” The chief scientist, Miyo answers.
“So what exactly does it do?” She asks.
“It allows the wearer every power that the humans have. From super strength to super speed to super flight and so on. The device has unlimited power. In our hands the humans wouldn’t stand a chance.”
The scientist hands the watch looking device to Veranke. She takes the device from the scientist and stares at it for a bit before pressing a button. The device sprays a small amount of green gas from it for about five seconds.
“The green gas is what gives the wearer the powers. It alters the genetic coding of that person for a short amount of time before altering it back to the way it was. The device is still in work but I promise you, the gizmo-watch will be our greatest weapon.”
Queen Veranke looks at the Skrull scientist, confused. “The gizmo-watch?”
“We couldn’t think up a better name.” Miyo says, looking down at the floor.
“The name doesn’t matter,” Queen Veranke says, with a smile on her face as she looks at the gizmo-watch in her hand, “All that matters is that this ultimate weapon will help us in our plans.”
Outside Queen Veranke’s Palace, Now…
“Raise your hands where we can see them Krt’Lin.” The Queen orders Krt’Lin.
“The thing is, I didn’t do anything wrong.” Krt’Lin says to her.
Queen Veranke nods her head to the soldiers to open fire. As the Skrull soldiers fire, Krt’Lin runs away, heading towards a ship. “I’m getting the hell out of here!” Krt’Lin shouts, trying to find one.
Krt’Lin looks back to see two super fast Super-Skrulls right behind him. “Crap!” Krt’Lin says, trying to outrun them. As Krt’Lin turns his head forward he runs his head right into a metal pole above him. Krt’Lin falls down on his back, holding his now throbbing head in pain. Once Krt’Lin opens his eyes he sees the two Super-Skrulls standing above him.
“How about I pay you guys and we pretend this never happened.”
“Get up scum!” One Super-Skrull said, grabbing Krt’Lin by the arm and pulling out a needle.
“Guys, can’t we be reasonable?” Krt’Lin asks as the Skrull injects a liquid into Krt’Lin’s blood stream. Quickly, Krt’Lin loses his strength, his powers and the fun he was having.
“His powers are gone, put the Skrull out of his misery.” The second Super-Skrull said, grabbing Krt’Lin and throwing him into the ground. Both Super-Skrulls light their fists on fire. Krt’Lin stands up, feeling dizzy as he tries to run away. As Krt’Lin runs he bumps into a Skrull scientist holding a suit case. The scientist drops the suitcase and it opens up, revealing it to be the gizmo-watch. Krt’Lin looks down and picks up the watch.
“What the freak is this doohickey?” Krt’Lin asks, moving it around in his hands.
“The scum is holding the gizmo-watch, our ultimate weapon through the empire!” One of the Super-Skrulls shouts out.
“Man, you guys are idiots. You never blab stuff like that in front of a Skrull who doesn’t know what it is.” Krt’Lin says, smiling as he puts the gizmo-watch around his wrist.
“Kill the traitor!” The two Super-Skrulls shout out as they both fire a huge stream of flames towards Krt’Lin. Krt’Lin presses the small top left button on the watch. Suddenly you couldn’t see Krt’Lin as the flames surrounded where he was. As the flames die down there was no sign of Krt’Lin but the scientist is dead.
“Damn, we killed the wrong Skrull!”
“What do we tell the queen?”
“We tell her that Krt’Lin killed the scientist.”
“But isn’t our real queen on Earth with the other Super-Skrulls?”
“Yes, we tell the Skrull posing as our queen that he did it.”
“Right, cause no one can know that our queen isn’t really our queen.” As the Super-Skrulls fly off in search for Krt’Lin, Krt’Lin walks out of a dark alley after hearing everything the Super-Skrulls said.
“I knew something was up with her. The real queen would never shout at a handsome Skrull like me.” Krt’Lin looks at the gizmo-watch on his wrist and smiles. “I’m guessing me and this thing are going to like one another.” As Doug starts running back towards the palace he teleports away.
To Be Continued…
kacangpool - June 27, 2008 04:33 AM (GMT)
Feral Female - June 27, 2008 03:37 PM (GMT)
Very enjoyable HB. The gizmo watch, that line tickled me.
Heartburn - July 26, 2008 05:10 AM (GMT)
Sorry for the very, very, very, VERY long delay guys. I forgot about this, YIKES. I plan on doing up a new issue very soon. Maybe tomorrow. Also, I might post a little drawing of what Doug looks like. (Cartoonish style)