1) The first person who asks ANY STAFF MEMBER to moderate a dispute about whether nymphs are better at picking up a roll of coppers with their left foot or their right foot will be told to go fuck themselves sideways.

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with the roll of coppers

2) Always watch this space for updates

3) We are serious about the roll of coppers

4) Don't be an asshat

5) Asshattery includes (but is not limited to):
-Bringing OOC grudges into IC
-Complaining about differences between the RP and the actual story
-OOC Racism or any other kind of prejudice
-etc

6) Nymphs are not available 24 hours a day, do not pester them (or any players) to post. They will post when they are damn well ready.

7) No flaming, this even applies to fire elementals

8: Contrary to popular belief, the internet is not only for porn. While the site is NC-17 we ask that you do something else besides make the rabbits feel embarrassed.

9) The original story is centered around one character and is still in progress. Most details about the rest of the world have not been filled. As such we're running blind and anything we make up can be proven wrong later in the story. If such a case occurs...well thats where the site and the story differ, so sit down and be quiet or we will resort to rule #1