<DesperadoBlue> its not masturbation if he's your time clone from another dimension
<Timmeh> this doesn't just take the cake
<Timmeh> it breaks into a goddamn bakery
<Timmeh> and beats the baker with a baseball bat
<Timmeh> then runs away with the cake in a high-speed car chase
<shrinkshooter> it doesn't matter if you try to play the game legit, Daz, it breaks as soon as you turn it on. You start a new game, Samus lands her ship, and then BAM you're hovering outside of the map above the metroid prime room with all weapons and gear and somehow also a goddamn squirtgun.
<Lord_Xela> Sounds about right.
<Dazuro> I want to contest that
<Dazuro> but I really can't