Title: Nothing to Respond
GuestUSUT - April 19, 2010 05:13 AM (GMT)
This post is the child of two problems; 1) I hate people who become inactive and 2) there was nothing interesting not about crazy ladies to post on. So... I made this one. Yay.
Timmeh - April 19, 2010 06:36 AM (GMT)
We could compare penis sizes.
You go first.
s123i68 - April 19, 2010 07:10 AM (GMT)
Mine's bigger. 'Nuff said. :P
Timmeh - April 19, 2010 08:51 AM (GMT)
Goddammit. I'm in one of those moods. Where's someone to talk to?
Candy Man Criminal - April 19, 2010 12:00 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (s123i68 @ Apr 19 2010, 07:10 AM) |
| Mine's bigger. 'Nuff said. :P |
next to mine that is, i keep mine in another dimension because my pants are too small
Phlakes - April 19, 2010 01:32 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Candy Man Criminal @ Apr 19 2010, 06:00 AM) |
| QUOTE (s123i68 @ Apr 19 2010, 07:10 AM) | | Mine's bigger. 'Nuff said. :P |
next to mine that is, i keep mine in another dimension because my pants are too small
|
But what you don't know is that dimension is actually my penis.
Candy Man Criminal - April 19, 2010 07:57 PM (GMT)
then your dick isnt big enough for my ever expanding one
GuestUSUT - April 19, 2010 10:03 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Phlakes @ Apr 19 2010, 07:32 AM) |
| QUOTE (Candy Man Criminal @ Apr 19 2010, 06:00 AM) | | QUOTE (s123i68 @ Apr 19 2010, 07:10 AM) | | Mine's bigger. 'Nuff said. :P |
next to mine that is, i keep mine in another dimension because my pants are too small
|
But what you don't know is that dimension is actually my penis.
|
Frankly, I believe Phlakes wins. Sadly...
Timmeh - April 20, 2010 02:31 AM (GMT)
Did you know that when Phlake's dick get hard, it does not actually gain mass or volume, but it is the actual fabric of spacetime that expands?
Under The Ashes - April 20, 2010 04:00 AM (GMT)
Every time that happens, a new solar system is created, and everyone is a sperm cell.
s123i68 - April 20, 2010 04:31 AM (GMT)
Brilliance. Complete and utter brilliance. :P
Zurginator - April 20, 2010 02:17 PM (GMT)
I laughed at this:
Today, I had sex for the first time. The guy was so "ungifted", I'm technically still a virgin. FML
CloudVaris - April 20, 2010 06:34 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Zurginator @ Apr 20 2010, 02:17 PM) |
I laughed at this:
Today, I had sex for the first time. The guy was so "ungifted", I'm technically still a virgin. FML |
roflmao.
As did I.
GuestUSUT - April 20, 2010 10:12 PM (GMT)
Wow, that's really funny... poor girl needs to experience Phlakes.
