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Say your favorite Quotes!!| Alantie |
Posted: Nov 15 2007, 04:15 PM
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Freeze Time  Group: Sage Posts: 925 Member No.: 8 Joined: 15-May 06  |
Yzma: Kronk! Why did I think you could do this? This one simple thing. It's like I'm talking to a monkey.
Kronk's Shoulder Angel: Whoa now! Yzma: A really, really big, stupid monkey named Kronk! Kronk's Shoulder Devil: Ouch. Yzma: And do you want to know something else? I've never liked your spinach puffs. [Kronk, his Shoulder Angel, and his Shoulder Devil all simultaneously gasp] Yzma: Never! [Kronk begins to cry] Kronk's Shoulder Devil: That's it. [cocks pitchfork like a gun] Kronk's Shoulder Devil: She's goin' down. Kronk's Shoulder Angel: Now, now, remember, guys. From above, the wickeds shall receive their just reward. Kronk's Shoulder Angel, Kronk's Shoulder Devil, Kronk: [looks up at the chandelier which is illuminated with heavenly light while angelic music plays] That'll work. [Kronk cuts a rope so that a chandelier will fall on Yzma and kill her. It falls around Yzma, instead of on her] Kronk: Strange. That usually works. Yzma: So does *this*! Yzma: [pulls lever for trap door] Kronk: Ah. Should've seen that coming. Whoa! |
 
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| LZ Angel |
Posted: Nov 16 2007, 05:42 AM
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ZeldaxLink forever! ^_^ Group: Hylian Posts: 170 Member No.: 80 Joined: 29-July 07 |
I think I said the first one before but anyway.....
Chaos, disorder, destruction - my work here is done.  "Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I had to kill because they pissed me off." "The enemy invariably attacks on one of two occasions: 1. When you're ready for them. 2. When you're not ready for them." "If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie." |
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| Alantie |
Posted: Nov 16 2007, 07:04 AM
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Freeze Time Group: Sage Posts: 925 Member No.: 8 Joined: 15-May 06 |
*cackles*
I love that third one. I'm gonna have to save that.  [Kronk's Shoulder Angel and Devil debate saving Kuzco] Kronk's Shoulder Devil: Listen up, big guy. I got three good reasons why you should just walk away. Number one. Look at that guy! He's got that sissy stringy music thing. Kronk's Shoulder Angel: We've been through this. It's a harp, and you know it. Kronk's Shoulder Devil: Oh, right. That's a harp, and that's a dress. Kronk's Shoulder Angel: Robe! Kronk's Shoulder Devil: Reason number two. Look what I can do. Ha-ha, ha! [does one-armed handstand] Kronk: But what does that have to do with me? Kronk's Shoulder Angel: No, no. He's got a point. Kronk: Listen, you guys. You're sort of confusing me, so, um, begone... or, um, however I get rid of you guys. Kronk's Shoulder Devil: That'll do. [Angel and devil disappear] -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [the palace guards have been transformed into animals] Yzma: Get them! Cow Guard: Hey, I've been turned into a cow. Can I go home? Yzma: You're excused. Anybody else? Other Guards: No, no. We're good. |
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| LZ Angel |
Posted: Nov 16 2007, 08:09 AM
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ZeldaxLink forever! ^_^ Group: Hylian Posts: 170 Member No.: 80 Joined: 29-July 07 |
"Proofreading: To ensure you are not any words out."
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| Alantie |
Posted: Nov 23 2007, 10:36 PM
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Freeze Time Group: Sage Posts: 925 Member No.: 8 Joined: 15-May 06 |
Growing old is unavoidable. Growing up is optional.
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| LZ Angel |
Posted: Dec 2 2007, 06:46 AM
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ZeldaxLink forever! ^_^ Group: Hylian Posts: 170 Member No.: 80 Joined: 29-July 07 |
"Retreating? Hell no! We're just attacking from the other direction!"
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| Linky-kun |
Posted: Dec 2 2007, 02:30 PM
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Don't Look Back, And Take A New Direction. Group: Sage Posts: 138 Member No.: 1 Joined: 12-May 06 |
Through the most darkest of times there is still a light at the other end
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| Alantie |
Posted: Dec 3 2007, 12:56 AM
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Freeze Time Group: Sage Posts: 925 Member No.: 8 Joined: 15-May 06 |
"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve it by not dying"
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| LZ Angel |
Posted: Dec 3 2007, 03:42 AM
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ZeldaxLink forever! ^_^ Group: Hylian Posts: 170 Member No.: 80 Joined: 29-July 07 |
Due to budgetary constraints, the light at the end of the tunnel is being turned off.
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| Alantie |
Posted: Dec 6 2007, 05:07 AM
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Freeze Time Group: Sage Posts: 925 Member No.: 8 Joined: 15-May 06 |
Sometimes you wake up. Sometimes the fall kills you. And sometimes, when you fall, you fly.
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| LZ Angel |
Posted: Dec 7 2007, 04:49 AM
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ZeldaxLink forever! ^_^ Group: Hylian Posts: 170 Member No.: 80 Joined: 29-July 07 |
Fozzie Bear: Its my new act. You give me a word, any word, and I'll give you a joke about it.
Kermit: Not now Fozzie, please. Fozzie: Please. Ah......*slaps hand on the desk* Take my wife. Please. (Muppets! ) |
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| Alantie |
Posted: Dec 9 2007, 04:20 AM
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Freeze Time Group: Sage Posts: 925 Member No.: 8 Joined: 15-May 06 |
You sit on a throne of lies.
~Elf |
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| LZ Angel |
Posted: Dec 9 2007, 07:54 AM
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ZeldaxLink forever! ^_^ Group: Hylian Posts: 170 Member No.: 80 Joined: 29-July 07 |
Charming: Say hello to the new King of Far Far Away
Gingerbread Man: The only thing you're King of is King of the Stupids! |
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| Alantie |
Posted: Dec 10 2007, 07:47 PM
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Freeze Time Group: Sage Posts: 925 Member No.: 8 Joined: 15-May 06 |
My Mother told me never eat singing food.
(Muppet Xmas Carol!) |
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| LZ Angel |
Posted: Dec 11 2007, 11:36 AM
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ZeldaxLink forever! ^_^ Group: Hylian Posts: 170 Member No.: 80 Joined: 29-July 07 |
Miss Piggy: Have you noticed that everytime we have a beautiful girl on the show, you forget about me?
Kermit: Umm, Piggy, we could have a seal act on the show and I might forget about you. |
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