Say your favorite Quotes!!

[LZ Angel]

Kuzco: You turned me into a llama!
Pacha: What?
Kuzco: And then you kidnapped me!
Pacha: Why would I kidnap a llama?
Kuzco: I don't know. You're the criminal mastermind, not me.
Pacha: What?
Kuzco:...You're right, that's giving you waay too much credit

[Alantie]

[Kuzco and Pacha are tied to a tree branch floating in a river]
Pacha: Uh-oh.
Kuzco: Don't tell me. We're about to go over a huge waterfall.
Pacha: Yep.
Kuzco: Sharp rocks at the bottom?
Pacha: Most likely.
Kuzco: Bring it on.

this movie has such awesome quotes.

[LZ Angel]

I love this movie! The sequel is kinda awesome too

(Yugioh-fanfiction)

Bakura: *stares at the muffin* This muffin, is blue inside. Food is not supposed to be BLUE! Why is it blue! Is it poison? Will it melt me from the inside out? Will it turn me into a pile of bubbling slime? Will my eyes fall out? Will my hair turn three stupid colours like that idiot Pharaoh and his brat? O_O

Ryou: -__- No. Firstly, it's blue because it's blueberry, you complete moron. Secondly, it will neither melt you, liquefy you or cause your eyes to fall out. And lastly, Yami and Yugi's hair did not abruptly change colour after eating a muffin. I assume they were born like that. -__-

[Alantie]

Kuzco: [walking back to his palace, alone, in the jungle] Scary jungle. Right.
Kuzco: [in mocking voice] Oh, a leaf! Oh, it might attack me. Oh, it's a scary tree! I'm afraid. Please. Never find my way? I'm the Emperor, and as such, I'm born with an innate sense of direction. Okay, where am I?
Bug in jungle: [Bug gets caught in spiders web] Help me! Help me!
[Spider comes and eats the bug off-screen]
Bug in jungle: Too late...
Kuzco: Ok... that's the freakiest thing I've ever seen...

[LZ Angel]

Jak: So, we're up against the world's nastiest crime boss, against the best mercenary racers money can buy.....and we've been poisoned *pauses *I've had better weeks

[Alantie]

Kuzco: When will you learn that all my ideas are good ones?
Pacha: Well, that's funny. Because I thought that you going into the jungle by yourself, being chased by jaguars, lying to me to take you back to the palace were all really *bad* ideas.
Kuzco: Oh, yeah. Anything sounds bad when you say it with that attitude.

[gr33n_sl33ves]

Sarah Jane: Are we dead?
Doctor: No..
Sarah Jane: Are you sure?

From Doctow Who XD

[Alantie]

Kuzco: Okay, I admit it. Maybe I wasn't as nice as I should have been. But, Yzma, do you really want to kill me?
Yzma: Just think of it as you're being let go, that your life's going in a different direction, that your body's part of a permanent outplacement.
Kronk: Hey, that's kinda like what he said to you when you got fired.
Yzma: I know. It's called a "cruel irony", like my dependence on you.

[LZ Angel]

Kronk: What about dinner?
Yzma: Kronk, this is kind of important
Kronk: What about dessert?
Yzma: ....I suppose that there's time for dessert
Kronk: And coffee?
Yzma: *sighs* Alright, a quick cup of coffee. THEN TAKE HIM OUT OF TOWN AND FINISH THE JOB!!!


*******
Daxter: We've been threatened, shot at, poisoned, and blown up! Things couldn't get any worse!
Kleiver: *walks into the room* Hello
Daxter: ....they just got worse.

(from Jak X....man I love this series I love Jak too )

[Alantie]

[plotting ways to kill Kuzco]
Yzma: Ah, how shall I do it? Oh, I know. I'll turn him into a flea, a harmless, little flea, and then I'll put that flea in a box, and then I'll put that box inside of another box, and then I'll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives...
Yzma: [laughs]
Yzma: ...I'll smash it with a hammer! It's brilliant, brilliant, brilliant, I tell you! Genius, I say!
Yzma: [knocks over bottle of poison on flower, which shrivels up and dies]
Yzma: Or, to save on postage, I'll just poison him with this. Take it Kronk! Oooh, feel the power!
Kronk: Oh, I can feel it.

[LZ Angel]

(from my friends)

Friend (as I can't remember who said this....): My memory of Adrian? Well, one time I was being really random, and I said to him 'Adrian, your sister is really hot'. He said 'I'm going to throw you off that bridge'. It was really funny.

(lol)

[Alantie]

Mary Albright: I think you look distinguished with gray hair.
Dick Solomon: Thank you. I think you would look distinguished with gray hair, too.
Mary Albright: No. When men get gray hair, they look distinguished. When women get gray hair, they look old.
Dick Solomon: When women get breasts, they look sexy. When men get breasts, they look old.
Mary Albright: Good point!

From 3rd Rock from the Sun

[gr33n_sl33ves]

I was reading through a really random story I wrote with some friends a couple years ago, and this line made me laugh really hard for some reason:

"We are, like, totally the ones who are in, like, chaaarge!" the Emperor said, swirling his head around like a dumb ass.

[Alantie]

Dick Solomon: Guns don't kill people, physics kills people.

[asterisk]

Oh, oooh! I LOVE QUOTES!


With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.
-- Rodney Dangerfield

My apartment was robbed and everything was replaced with exact replicas...I told my roommate and he said 'Do I know you?'
-- Steven Wright

I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.
-- Rodney Dangerfield

"Ooh, Dark, that sounds so dirty! Talking to a woman that way! Unless...you're talking to me!! I don't mind at all!! Please, have your way with me! Come on, I'm ready and waiting!" - Toto (D.N. Angel)

When things get lost in translation
-"Thanks to the structure of its eye, the eagle can read a newspaper at a distance of 1 400 meters."
-"The giant calamari catch their prey with their gigantic testicles." (Can someone say... Freudian slip?)
-"Snails are all homosexuals."
-"The artichoke is made of leaves and tuft planted in its butt."
-"Air conditioning is like cold heating with gas, except it's the opposite." (... Mind saying that again?)
-"In olden times, bad students were often decapitated." ( ! )
-"Child mortality was very high everywhere, except for the old people." (You don't say.)

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

Do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you’re a twit.

Live every day as if it were your last. Eventually you’ll be right.

"Excel is swimming, Lord Ilpalazzo!! Freestyle! Backstorke! Butterfly! Breastroke! Doggie paddle! Ahh!! I pulled a leg muscle!"
Excel, Excel Saga

"No work, and no play, makes me, you."
Lupin, Lupin III

"No grammar! No vocabulary! I'd be ashamed to have my best friend died with a death note like this!"
-Yukari, Escaflowne Movie

"Well, you know what they say: You can't tell a cover by the size of its book, or something like that."
-Patamon, Digimon


XD Oooh, boy. These are just a few of the ones I've collected over time.