Yami: *about DDR* I am confused by this game! There are no cards, or life points! How do you play it?
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Kaiba: So what you're saying is that Yugi and I are destined to play card games with each other for all eternity?
Ishizu: Yes
Kaiba: Best.Destiny.Ever!
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Ishizu: What you are about to see will astound you
Kaiba: OMG, a giant rock! Its a rock, and its giant!
Ishizu: Now, come over here and look at this.
Kaiba: Ok, but it will tough to beat that giant rock.....OMG,
another giant rock!
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All quotes from the abridged series (the last one is paraphrased...)