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Link	Posted: Sep 23 2007, 04:11 AM
Hero of Time Group: Kokiri Kid Posts: 85 Member No.: 30 Joined: 21-July 06	I love you too, Ganny-nanny. So now's the time for the real question: when you saw me in the rain that night you pursued Zelda, did you refrain from killing me because of some extreme lack of foresight, or was it really because you admired my guts (if so, fat lot of good it did you, eh?)?

LZ Angel	Posted: Sep 23 2007, 08:18 AM
ZeldaxLink forever! ^_^ Group: Hylian Posts: 170 Member No.: 80 Joined: 29-July 07	(probably the extreme lack of foresight ) Ganondorf, have you ever felt the need to volunteer at a soup kitchen?

Dirty Harry	Posted: Sep 23 2007, 10:05 AM
The morning sunrise brings with it the stench of blood... Group: Hylian Posts: 549 Member No.: 16 Joined: 10-June 06	Dear Mr. Ganondorf (or King of Evil, or Prince of Darkness, etc. etc.) If your esteemed- Excuse the journalist. He hacked into my account and wanted an interview. Now for the REAL question. Do you enjoy jumping up and down when you get angry? Or do you levitate? Explain your methods for dealing with extreme forms of stress and anger.

Alantie	Posted: Sep 24 2007, 04:05 AM
Freeze Time Group: Sage Posts: 925 Member No.: 8 Joined: 15-May 06	Well thank you Ganny for taking the time to answer my question. You certainly are dedicated to your goals, I'll give you that much. Just out of curiousity, how old were you when you decided you wanted to take over the world? Did you know at an early age, or was it something that your moms taught you. (Does it ever feel weird having 2 mothers? Do you wish you had a masculine influence in your life?)

Ganondorf	Posted: Sep 28 2007, 11:45 PM
Newbie Group: Kokiri Kid Posts: 5 Member No.: 96 Joined: 16-September 07	What?! ARRGH!! Apparently I cannot attack anyone from this realm!! You're safe for now, Princess, but when I escape... Now, back to the questions. Boy, the only reason I let you live was because I knew you were the only one who could open the path to the Sacred Realm. LZ Angel, I have never felt the need to volunteer at a soup kitchen. Dirty Harry, when I am angry, I prefer to break things, and in the most brutal way that I can. Alantie, I can't recall any set age for when I decided to take over the world, but I do know the decision came to me when I was still young, and it was entirely my idea. As for having two mothers, it never struck me as weird, as the Gerudo tribe, with the exception of me, was composed entirely of women. As the Gerudo are a warrior tribe, I never felt the need for any masculine influence. Now, if you will excuse me for a moment, I believe I may have found a way out of this place...

LZ Angel	Posted: Sep 29 2007, 08:29 AM
ZeldaxLink forever! ^_^ Group: Hylian Posts: 170 Member No.: 80 Joined: 29-July 07	O_O That's not good. Sorry Ganon, but we just don't want you loose in this forum.....or loose anywhere for that matter....

Alantie	Posted: Sep 29 2007, 10:37 PM
Freeze Time Group: Sage Posts: 925 Member No.: 8 Joined: 15-May 06	summons the six sages to seal the forum Nyah. Try escaping NOW. Hmm, while I'm taunting you, let me ask what your preference is when it comes to weapons and fighting. Do you prefer swords? Magic? Trampling over your enemies?

CrazygurlMadness	Posted: Sep 29 2007, 11:15 PM
Keeper of Link's Handcuffs (and local smartass) Group: Hylian Posts: 329 Member No.: 15 Joined: 8-June 06	Additionally, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Just kidding. Real question: what's your favourite pet? Giant fire-breathing dragon or insiduous headless bongo-playing shadow? You do seem to enjoy flashy underlings.

Wisdom_Triforce	Posted: Oct 5 2007, 09:05 PM
Member Group: Kokiri Kid Posts: 54 Member No.: 77 Joined: 23-July 07	HAHAHAH!! I found you!! I heard a rumor, and it was actually truuuueeee!!! The Gossip Stones were right. hahaha. Anyhow, Princess may I borrow your stick please? Yes, thank you. poketh....Nothing? poketh Now? poke How about now? Hahah, I'm sorry.. (coughNOTcough) Anyways....Hm, you have a very homely, grotesque appearance. Do you get enough sleep?

AmayaSaria	Posted: Oct 12 2007, 12:24 AM
Hiei's gal ^_^ Group: Sage Posts: 382 Member No.: 3 Joined: 13-May 06	Ganny-poo is not escaping from his realm, and if he is set loose on our forums I shall use my almighty admin power to tame him D:< Now... Ganny-poo, what deodorant do you prefer: axe or old spice? ....and if you've never heard of those, then what deodorant do you use? I bet the fangirls are dying to know~

LZ Angel	Posted: Oct 16 2007, 07:36 AM
ZeldaxLink forever! ^_^ Group: Hylian Posts: 170 Member No.: 80 Joined: 29-July 07	And have you ever met a fangirl? If so, how did you react? If not, how do you think you would react? (remember, fangirls are immune to pretty much everything....especially the rabid ones)

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