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Count to 1000!!| Alantie |
Posted: Nov 3 2008, 09:41 PM
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Freeze Time  Group: Sage Posts: 925 Member No.: 8 Joined: 15-May 06  |
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....Ruto. Upon seeing the drunk Link, she went into a fit, shrieking about how her fiance was going to get alchol poisioning. Rushing forward, she tried to drag Link away from Zelda. This..... |
 
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| Toxo |
Posted: Nov 4 2008, 03:24 PM
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Nå kidding. Group: Kokiri Kid Posts: 81 Member No.: 61 Joined: 18-January 07 |
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...resulted into a catfight. But they were equal in terms of...feminine wits of battle. *cough* They decided to toss a coin. The barkeeper was chosen as the tosser and witness. The coin... |
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| Alantie |
Posted: Nov 4 2008, 08:22 PM
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Freeze Time Group: Sage Posts: 925 Member No.: 8 Joined: 15-May 06 |
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..was coming down to the floor when it was suddenly snapped up by a dog. Horrified, the women stared at the dog, then at each other. They both.... |
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| gr33n_sl33ves |
Posted: Nov 4 2008, 09:15 PM
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Aunty Social Group: Hylian Posts: 382 Member No.: 47 Joined: 9-September 06 |
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... decided that it was silly to leave things up to chance, so they resumed their fight anew. Unfortunately for Ruto, seven years living as a ninja had made Zelda pretty damn fast, and they Hylian princess was able to get in a punch before the Zora princess could stop it, and Ruto ended up being knocked out cold. But seeing someone throw a punch made the other patrons of the bar get all antsy, and soon enough a full on bar brawl broke out. Zelda, now with an unconscious Link and Ruto on her hands... |
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| Alantie |
Posted: Nov 5 2008, 05:33 AM
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Freeze Time Group: Sage Posts: 925 Member No.: 8 Joined: 15-May 06 |
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...had to act quickly. Using her awesome ninja skills, she used her vanishing trick, taking Link and Ruto with her. Leaving Ruto propped up against a wall in an alley with a lobster tank to keep her company, Zelda.... |
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| gr33n_sl33ves |
Posted: Nov 6 2008, 09:41 PM
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Aunty Social Group: Hylian Posts: 382 Member No.: 47 Joined: 9-September 06 |
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... teleported herself and Link to the main gate of Hyrule Castle. But just before she could teleport them up to her room... |
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| Alantie |
Posted: Nov 6 2008, 10:06 PM
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Freeze Time Group: Sage Posts: 925 Member No.: 8 Joined: 15-May 06 |
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.... Zant appeared doing his psycho weird little dance, begging to be King. He began making screechy sounds, clinging to Zelda's skirt as he continued to plead. She.... |
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| gr33n_sl33ves |
Posted: Nov 6 2008, 10:22 PM
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Aunty Social Group: Hylian Posts: 382 Member No.: 47 Joined: 9-September 06 |
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... kicked him in the face, hard, because he was a creepy freak if ever there was one. But his subsequent flailing and screeching on the ground drew the attention of all the crazed Malink fangirls from before, and they all came charging at the Princess and her hungover Hero... |
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| Alantie |
Posted: Nov 6 2008, 10:30 PM
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Freeze Time Group: Sage Posts: 925 Member No.: 8 Joined: 15-May 06 |
 270 .... Snarling with fury at how this day was going, Zelda used Din's Fire to get Zant off of her and stall the fangirls long enough for her to slip into a secret passage into the castle.... |
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| gr33n_sl33ves |
Posted: Nov 6 2008, 11:06 PM
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Aunty Social Group: Hylian Posts: 382 Member No.: 47 Joined: 9-September 06 |
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... Dragging Link through dusty passage was not how Zelda had planned to spend her evening, and the rabid fangirls certainly weren't helping matters. Thought the thought of giving in to her frustration and blowing up all kinds of things was very appealing, she knew that a Princess shouldn't give in to such instincts. But then a Skulltula dropped down in front of her face... |
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| Alantie |
Posted: Nov 7 2008, 08:37 PM
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Freeze Time Group: Sage Posts: 925 Member No.: 8 Joined: 15-May 06 |
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....and she completely lost it. She could handle crazed power hungry Gerudo, Stalfos, Wolfos, Bongo Bongos, but a Skulltula was the last straw. Zelda blasted the thing across the room and then sank to the floor shivering. It.... |
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| gr33n_sl33ves |
Posted: Nov 13 2008, 09:45 AM
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Aunty Social Group: Hylian Posts: 382 Member No.: 47 Joined: 9-September 06 |
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...was turning out to be a pretty crappy day all together, and she didn't even have Link to cheer her up, because he was still passed out drunk. But just when she thought things couldn't get any worse, she heard... |
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