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[Link]

1. Languages? I know a couple. I've travelled a lot, so I know a few tongues. The most prominent, obviously, is the Hylian language, which tends to vary from area to area. Overall, it's the same thing, with a few different expressions and intonations, but some words might change too.

I also understand Deku, Zoran and Goron, though I speak these much more crudely. The different peoples of Hyrule usually address me in Hylian, but I have had some occasions to learn a few of their words.

Obviously, I understand English and Japanese, but I can say thank you to the development team for that.

Otherwise, I know a few expressions from various other languages, but they're more of the greeting/thank you type, and not enough for me to hold a conversation with.

2. The pairings in Super Smash Bros. Melée have been a bit strange, but, as I already covered, let the fans live their fantasies. I know to whom my heart belongs, and whether they approve of it or not doesn't really bother me. If they're entertained, I can respect that. I'll just avoid reading such material.

3. I've always struggled to keep those I care for alive, and, having discussed it with Shigeru and Aonuma (my two buddies), it is unlikely that Nintendo would pull a CloudxAerith death scene on me.

If something were to happen to Zelda (or anyone else, for that matter), I'd probably seek to destroy the cause of that misfortune. I'd probably be at a loss.

Then again, Zelda (and most of my friends) are very capable of staying alive by all means necessary. Sometimes, they're not left in the best state, but they're still among us nonetheless.

But, as they say, don't jinx it.

[Dirty Harry]

Are you a kid from the Kokiri Forest, Link? Or, are you still a kid? Because it says you're a Kokiri Kid in your ID.

[Link]

I am a Hylian adult, personally. But since I have posted very little, I remain a Kokiri Kid in status. It takes a hundred posts to become a Hylian, I believe.

If you keep asking questions, I may get there in some time.

[Dirty Harry]

Everyone here that? Keep asking Link Questions!

Now, did Zelda like this?

Link, if you were in today's society, what clothes would you wear. And why do you always have that cap on?

[Link]

Yes, Zelda did enjoy having her own emoticon.

If I were in modern society...? Hm. I've hardly considered that before. I'd probably take something in which I can move properly. Something comfortable, ideally wear-and-tear resistant. Nothing too cumbersome.

Probably in the tones of green.

As for my cap (what's wrong with the cap? I like it), it's a Kokiri symbol. And it's my trademark. It's likely that Shigeru considered that it might help demonstrate to the players in what direction I was pointing, in the early games. It's harder to discern my face than my cap. Obviously, my cap would be in my back, so therefore... But then, I think it became a fashion item.

I have noticed that many cosplayers have trouble recreating the way my cap floats and is always in a cone shape. What can I say? Only one true cap, and it's mine.

[Alantie]

Link, what would you say to someone who was scared to death about starting college? True, it isn't as scary as many of the monsters and dangers you have faced, but still. . .. ;

[Link]

Oh, college. Here's my answer:

There's nothing to it.

Really. I know that sounds like I'm down-tuning the whole thing, but really, it's nothing major. It's a bit stressful in the beginning, sure, but you'll see it's not that big. By the time you start a new session, you'll look back and think "Well, that wasn't so bad."

It's alright (and even a bit beneficial) to feel anxious about something new, but it's exactly the same thing as entering a new establishment for the first time. If you've passed from elementary to high school, or if you've tried out a summer job, you'll see: it's nothing bigger than that.

If you're afraid the work might be too much, just remember that it's simply one step higher. They wouldn't ask impossible things of anyone. Their job is to educate you: not fail you. You will have all the knowledge and abilities to complete the tasks they ask of you, and if you're stuck with uncertainty, just ask for help from someone who knows the answer (a parent, a friend, an upperclassman, or even a teacher).

There is nothing to be frightened about. If you put in the proper amount of work and do your best, there is nothing that can harm you there.

Hang in there. You'll see. It won't be so tough.

[Dirty Harry]

Link, what was the scariest thing you've ever encountered?

Go and kick my ass in RPG on me and Alantie's RPG. You are wanted. GO!

[Link]

The scariest thing I ever encountered has to be...

Darunia dancing.

Now don't get me wrong. Darunia's a great, er, Goron. Except that all his pounding and jumping really terrified me. I was just a kid, and this giant boulder-like man begins thrashing and bouncing...

I thought the mountain was going to come down and make jelly out of all of us.

At least he had the decency to stop when he saw me about to flee.

As for role-playing... Well, I've put in a tiny contribution. But it's not going to be a very regular input. I have to sleep a lot, with Twilight Princess on the horizon and everything.

[Lutearina]

Hey, Link! I was just wondering, what are your favorite foods?

[Link]

Oh, easy one. My favourite food...

Grandma's Elixir Soup. With a side of mushrooms, beans and seeds. For dessert, a hyoi pear (not just good for the gulls, I tell you) or bananas and some of Zelda's pastries. With a tall glass of milk.

Hey, I know it's not the fanciest stuff in Hyrule --I live on a swordsman salary, after all, -- but it sure hits the spot. Keeps the hero inside up and running.

Plus, it makes for change from all those red, green and blue potions I sometimes have to rely on.

[Lutearina]

Oh, wow. I prefer simple foods myself, it gives you more satisfaction!

Another question for ya!

IF, and I mean IF, you had any children, what would you name them?

[Link]

Children! Good question. I have to say that, being an adventurer and such, I've only fleetingly considered settling down. I enjoy peace, but I love action too. I'm one for that.

I love children, of course, but I don't know if I'd be ready to settle down and have my own... Not with my love of adventuring. Children need a steady parent, and I'm not sure that's what I could provide.

That's not to say I won't settle down one day or anything. I'm sure I'd be a great father once I got my mind around it.

But I must say I've never considered having children, and so never wondered what I would call them. Thinking about these things far ahead is a very feminine thing to do --no offence,-- and (as I am sure you are well aware), I'm hardly female. Men don't tend to think of these things without female incentive, since they tend to get sidetracked thinking of what would lead up to child birth.

If you see what I mean.

I suppose if I ever did woo a woman of my choice and we both decided to have children, however, I'd consult with her to ensure we both agree on a name. I don't know what names I'd suggest myself, but if I ever got into the situation, we'd probably be in the mood to discuss it.

As such, I can't come up with any particular names. The only name that is easy to give in the country has to be Zelda, since every princess gets that name. Doesn't make much for originality on royalty's part, but at least it's a pretty name for a pretty woman.

If I ever had to name a baby princess, I'd inevitably choose Zelda. I'm certain of that much. Any other names come to my mind with amazing sluggishness and indefinition.

I'm sorry if I can't be more precise or give you actual names.

[Princess Zelda]

Link, umm...

How do I say this...

Uh...

You know, oh, I'm blushing...

What did you think of my dress at the end of Ocarina of Time? Was my hair pretty? In fact, what was your first reaction at seeing me? You never tell me these things you know...

[Link]

Your hair was pretty, Zelda. It always is.

It's like a physics law in Hyrule. No matter what kind of heck we're in, our hair will always look good.

And I must say, the breasts were a nice change from Sheik.

OOOWWW!

See, this is why I never tell you these things.