The point of this game is to take the hill.
You do that by getting rid of the person who posted before you in whatever ways possible.



So are you ready to die noobs.

Hokay, lets start.

Here's the hill:


(only an example)

I find the hill empty and take it for the joy of owning some property.

My hill!

I kindly ask Link to use his final smash to smite Hylian Sword Master. He agrees and after a dazzling display of force and might, I now own the hill.

luckly, i obtained one of those wierd nuke things and then I totally blow your top off, the hill is mine noobs. :D

I point and laugh as the radiation of your own nuke slowly destroys you. I then hire clean up crews to give my hill a good scrubing and reclaim it.

I sneak up behind you and tackle you off the hill, and now it belongs to ME! *cackles*

I pretend to be coming for a visit, and then stab you in the back, pushing you off the hill. The hill is now mine :D

I take my seppuku knife, tell you i'm gonna do seppuku, then when you lower your guard, i stab him and strangle you. The hill is now mine.

I tell Link that you kidnapped Zelda. The Hill is mine :D

But oops... Link is a little bit preoccupied at the moment. *threw him in a rave of fangirls. >=3* And I charge up the hill using super ninja powers and shove everyone off it.

Now i's mine. =3

The goddesses bless my sword and i cut all your super ninjas off. Muhahahaha.

I roll you down the hill like a walrus and claim the hill for myself :D

I use the Force to kill you. HA! The hill is mine!

I come back to life as a zombie and Thriller dance at you before I devour your brains. Now the hill is mine!

Nayru gives me my brains back and I slice you up with the Master Sword. The hill is mine.

I use the Light arrows to shoot you off the hill (but I don't want to be a murderer so it doesn't kill you). It's mine now. ^^

I use the Ice Arrows on you and take the hill right back.

I get unfrozen and using Farore's wind, appear behind you and hit you in the back of the neck, causing you to lose consciousness and shove you off the hill. Mine now.

After regaining consciousness, I use Din's Fire on you. The hill is mine for the taking.

Ganondorf took it first upon my command because he owed me. He grabs you and throws you off the hill. I reclaim it.

I hire enraged Cuccos to chase you away. The hill's mine.

I fry the cuccos with Din's fire and sell them to Kakiriko fried Cucco to get money which I use to buy poison arrows which I shoot you with, making you unconcious for a week. I take the hill.

Once I recover, I knock you off the hill, and I cut off your hair and break all your nails for good measure. The hill's now mine.

Grrrr. I unleash my barage of ninja shuriken and kunai to knock you off the hill. Then I transport the hill to a location outside of this realm and time so that I an the only person who knows where it is. I then regrow my hair using a special spell.

I blackmail Ganondorf into telling me where the hill is, then I use the Fire Arrows on you and take the hill back.

(This is fun...)

Ah, but you did not shoot me, Ganondorf didn't know where I was so he thought he told you the right place and you took my clone hill.

I hijack a Mars Water Bomber, unload it over your hill, and wash you away. The hill is now mine!