Title: Wrong Place, Wrong Time
Theme: Time/Becoming Older
Wordcount: 285
Genre: Crossover
Setting: Majora's Mask/Doctor Who
Rating: G
“Snap out of it! What are you doing lost in memories?!? Get yourself together! Getting that old ocarina back isn't gonna help us!!! Somebody! Anybody!!! Goddess of Time, help us please! We need more time!”
Tatl’s voice cut through his recollections of Zelda, and Link knew what he had to do. Bringing the Ocarina of Time to his lips (or what would count as lips for a Deku Scrub), he-
errEEEErrrr whoom errEEEErrrrwhoom errEEEErrwhoom errEEEwhoom errwhoomAs the strange grinding noise filled the air, a large, blue box began to materialize in the center of the platform. With one last
whoom the thing became solid, and from out of the box stepped a tall man in a brown suit, as well as a pretty blonde girl.
"And here we- Hello there, this doesn't seem to be Cardiff?" the man exclaimed, looking around curiously. His companion sighed and rolled her eyes, saying, "You've outdone yourself this time. We aren't even on Earth!"
"Of course we're on Earth! Just look at the- Oh."
The man had looked up into the sky, which was all but obscured by the large, grinning moon.
"That's downright scary, that is," the girl said, once she too spotted the moon.
"Yeah, obviously not Earth. I can't believe I miscalculated the landing so much!"
"I can."
"Oi, quiet you! Oh, don't mind us," the man said, catching sight of Link standing there, dumbfounded, "We'll just be on our way."
And so the strange pair returned to their blue box, and after a moment of grinding, it dematerialized back into wherever it had come from.
It left behind two very confused fairies, a bewildered Deku Scrub, a laughing Skull Kid, and a descending moon.
The sound of the TARDIS (the big blue box) is rather hard to turn into an onomatopia, so if you want to know what it sounds like,
click here :P