This is a very simple game. You know You Play Too Much Zelda When (YKYPTMZW). . . Now you just add something. For example: YKYPTMZW you draw a triangle on your hand in yellow magic marker and call it the Triforce!

Everyone understand? Great! Play!

Oooh! I love this game! (Although I did this with Final Fantasy)

You know you play too much Zelda when you have Schizophenic (sp?) conversations with a "blue ball of light".

YKYPTMZW you write pages upon pages of fanfiction to remedy the blatant lack of Zelink romance in-game.

I feel guilty. :ph43r:

("schizophrenic")

Dunt worry CGM. I have that happen to me all the time. The schiz. Not the pages of fanfiction.

YKYPTMZW you and your friends are arguing over who between Cloud and Link will win in a fight, and you support Link. :D :link:

YKYPTMZW you attack every red haired man, screaming, "Let Princess Zelda go!!!"

Whoa. You did that?

YKYPZTMW you hold a pole left handed and swing it around in an imitation of Link. (I could do all of his OOT moves! :D)

^_^ Maybe I did. . .

YKYPZTMW when you get your own Ocarina just to play the songs from the game.

YKYPZTMW when you play the songs, and then get upset when nothing happens :P

YKYPTMZW you expect fishing to be as easy as Link makes it out to be... <_<

YKYPTMZW when you expect a boy to come sneaking into your gardens and help rid you of an evil man :D

YKYPTMZW when you start breaking rocks and cutting up grass in an attempt to find rupees

YKYPTMZW you wonder if you'd belong more to the Kokiri, Hylian, Goron, Zora or Gerudo race.

I'd say I'm Hylian. :)

YKYPTMZW you start drawing the Triforce on your hand and tell everyone you're on a quest to save the world.

YKYPTMZW it becomes VERY important to know what Nintendo has in store for the Zelink couple... :thumbs:

YKYPTMZW you start having LoZ related dreams. Every night.

That happens to me... :ph43r:

YKYPTMZW you vote for any LoZ character (even Tingle) in a gaming poll, just to see the franchise hit number one again.

YKYPTMZW you start answering Jeapordy questions with LoZ answers.

Alex Trebek: The largest body of water in the country.
You: What is Lake Hylia?

:funny:

YKYPTMZW you think you can jump off a VERY high ridge/cliff and only 'lose half a heart'.

YKYPTMZW you see a heart and magic meter in the corner of your eyes, hm, gr33n? :P

YKYPZTMW you learn how to play *nearly* every song from Ocarina of Time on piano. Then have the urge to write into notes and play on cello. xD

YKYPZTMW you cut down a stop sign and then hum Zelda's Lullaby and expect it to put itself back together

YKYPTMZW you expect trees to talk to you then die.

YKYPTMZW you try to play the Song of Time in double mode to speed up a boring class :lol:

Yeah, ha ha, CM, making fun of my hallucinations :P

YKYPTMZW you freak out any time the moon looks a little closer, and then run around in a panic trying to find an ocarina so you can go back in time three days

YKYPTMZW you expect your boat figurehead to talk to you :P *joins in making fun of gr33n_sl33ves' halucinations*

YKYPTMZW you actually understand someone who screams "I AM ERROR!" at the top of his lungs in the middle of the school cafeteria, and start cracking up, to everyone else's confusion.

:blink:

YKYPYMZW you chop up all your pot plants, looking for the Deku Sticks, so you can light the torch and go to the next room.

YKYPYMZW you run screaming hysterically from owls, afraid they won't stop talking!!! :ph43r:

YLYPTMZW you walk around the streets at night, trying to find which one of the mutts is the lost dog.

YKYPTMZW you grab a chicken and jump off a ledge, expecting to fly.

YKYPTMZW you see little skeletons hopping around your backyard in the middle of the night.

YKYPTMZW You can hear Link's battlecries or his sword slashing a monster while you quietly drift to sleep.

... :whistle:

YKYPTMZW you get a boat and start looking for glowing rings on the ocean

YKYPTMZW you hold a magnifying glass over your eye, thinking it will show you hidden objects.

YKYPTMZW you get nervous walking near shrubs, because you're afraid one is going to turn out to be a Scrub and shoot at you.

YKYPTMZW you go into the graveyard at night to play a digging game with the gravedigger :D

YKYPTMZW you run around your neighbourhood looking for someone to start your trading sequence with.

YKYPTMZW you blow up bolders hoping to find a secret fairy fountain beneath. :lol:

YKYPTMZW you download and become enthralled by a 17-minute radio drama about LoZ, that's entirely in Japanese, and the only words you can recognize are Link, Zelda, Ganon, Triforce, Hyrule, and the smattering of Japanese you picked up over the years. And at one point young Zelda laughs exactly like Bubbles from the Powerpuff Girls >.o

Oh, I did that. 0o

YKYPTMZW blonde people become your favourite people. And people who dye their hair blonde become your best friends for some completely undefined reason... :rolleyes: