OMG! Has anyone ever scene this movie? :lol: It's so stupid it's funny :rolleyes:

for instance here are some lines....

Large Man with Dead Body: Who's that then?
The Dead Collector: I dunno, must be a king.
Large Man with Dead Body: Why?
The Dead Collector: He hasn't got shit all over him.

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Sir Lancelot: Look, my liege!
[trumpets play a fanfare as the camera cuts briefly to the sight of a majestic castle]
King Arthur: [in awe] Camelot!
Sir Galahad: [in awe] Camelot!
Sir Lancelot: [in awe] Camelot!
Patsy: [derisively] It's only a model!
King Arthur: Shh!

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Knight 1: ...You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest... WITH... A HERRING!

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King Arthur: I am your king.
Woman: Well I didn't vote for you.
King Arthur: You don't vote for kings.
Woman: Well how'd you become king then?
[Angelic music plays... ]
King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king.
Dennis: [interrupting] Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

Oh my lard cheese and rice, this is one of my favorite movies EVER. <3 It's hilarious, and it just never gets old, either. Watched it the other day and still got a kick out of all the jokes. xD The songs, the political jokes, the randomness, the overly-drawn-out explanations of stupid things... I love it all. :lol:

"Oh, what dark times are these when passing ruffians can say 'ni' at will to old ladies..." :D

I know I watch it more than I watch AC which it odd cause I'm in lurve with Cloud :wub: , but anywho, this movies so funny my favorite scene would be The Knights who say "NI" and The Evil bunny part :lol:

Tim: There he is!
King Arthur: Where?
Tim: There!
King Arthur: What? Behind the rabbit?
Tim: It *is* the rabbit!
King Arthur: You silly sod!
Tim: What?
King Arthur: You got us all worked up!
Tim: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit.
King Arthur: Ohh.
Tim: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
Sir Robin: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared!
Tim: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!
Sir Galahad: Get stuffed!
Tim: He'll do you up a treat, mate.
Sir Galahad: Oh, yeah?
Sir Robin: You manky Scots git!
Tim: I'm warning you!
Sir Robin: What's he do? Nibble your bum?
Tim: He's got huge, sharp... er... He can leap about. Look at the bones!
King Arthur: Go on, Bors. Chop his head off!
Sir Bors: Right! Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew comin' right up!
[Bors gets killed by the rabbit]
King Arthur: JESUS CHRIST!!!!
Tim: I *warned* you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you *knew*, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little *bunny*, isn't it?

I love that movie so much. That and Robin Hood: Men in Tights. That was a great movie too. :lol:

Hmm i was just watching this movie befor what a coincedence anyway i like the part with the black knight he was funny and cool

I love this movie! *is not blatantly reviving old topics* :D

I honestly do love this movie though. No many how many times I watch it, I still laugh. I have so many favourite parts, including the credits. They get me every time :lol: