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[Tiffany Duckey]

TheQuack has entered the chatroom
TheQuack is typing

TheQuack: You know what... I hate my job.
TheQuack: The only good things about it is Travis, and I can wear whatever I want.
TheQuack: And employee discounts. Which I don’t think applies to gas... but oh well.
TheQuack: Le Sigh...

[Grace Burch]

pretendyouloveme has entered the chatroom
pretendyouloveme is typing

pretendyouloveme: I love my job!
pretendyouloveme: Except for the morning shift.
pretendyouloveme: That part SUCKS, 'cause I gotta get up at an ungodly hour in the morning so I can serve a bunch of old men coffee and donuts.

[Tiffany Duckey]

TheQuack is typing

TheQuack: Yeah, but you have stuff to do at your job. Your job is more glamorous sadly enough.
TheQuack: I sit around until someone comes in... which isn’t a lot.
TheQuack: People don’t hang out at gas stations.

[Grace Burch]

pretendyouloveme is typing

pretendyouloveme: Glamorous? You call serving a bunch of old men coffee and donuts glamorous? You have to get your head checked.
pretendyouloveme: Of course, on the other hand, it is a good excuse to chat up the hot lost college students who are trying to find somewhere that's not Limestone.
pretendyouloveme: But they go to the gas station too, so shhhh...

[Tiffany Duckey]

TheQuack is typing

TheQuack: Have you seen the gas station I work in?
TheQuack: Have you been in the bathroom? I’m not going to the bathroom in there... at least you work in a clean place
TheQuack: I think on principal all gas stations in the middle of no where have to be gross looking...

[Grace Burch]

pretendyouloveme is typing

pretendyouloveme: You're right. So Convenient is a sketchpot.
pretendyouloveme: But look at it this way! You'll never have to work in a place with a more disgusting bathroom again! :]
pretendyouloveme: Oh, did I tell you about the gorgeous guitarist who came into the Diner the other day?
pretendyouloveme: Yes, I know, I need to get off musicians, because they always end up cheating on me with groupies. But shush. Let me have my fun. :]

[Tiffany Duckey]

TheQuack is typing

TheQuack: That is true. If some place has a worse bathroom the Sooooooooooooo Convenient then really it needs to be quarantined.
TheQuack: The only good thing about musicians is music. And sometimes they turn out to be like... Broadway people. Like he could play the next Roger in RENT. Unless he sucks then he shouldn’t...
TheQuack: Speaking of Broadway and musical talents, we should do something together for the Talent Show and win.
TheQuack: What though? I don’t know...
TheQuack: Oh my god that rhymed... o:

[Grace Burch]

pretendyouloveme is typing

pretendyouloveme: No, the good thing about musicians is that they're usually hot. And they write you songs that make you feel fuzzy inside.
pretendyouloveme: You don't understand 'cause you like nerds.
pretendyouloveme: And I don't know whether he was good or not. But he was carrying around a guitar case... total turn on. :]
pretendyouloveme: And we should. We should just sit on stage, and our talent can be the fact that we're cooler than the audience.
pretendyouloveme: Yes, yes, I know, you're being serious.

[Tiffany Duckey]

TheQuack is typing

TheQuack: Not all musicians are hot. That’s stereotyping.
TheQuack: So you haven’t even seen the guitar yet? He could have had anything in there.
TheQuack: He could have had a human head in there... A flattened one... >> << >>
TheQuack: And nerds are sooo cute. <3 Aww Adorable...
TheQuack: *cough* Anyway... We should sing. Oh my god!
TheQuack: We can sing For Good! I always say we’re the next Chenzel. You be Idina I’ll be Kristen and then there we go. We’ll kick ass. Like always.

[Grace Burch]

pretendyouloveme is typing

pretendyouloveme: I wanted to see much more than his guitar, hun. ;]
pretendyouloveme: Right. Dispensing the lewd jokes now,
pretendyouloveme: NO! WE SHOULD SING ABBA. Like, Dancing Queen or something. 'Cause people'll recognize that, and it's an excuse to dance like disco freakazoids.

[Tiffany Duckey]

TheQuack is typing

TheQuack: Then date someone who isn’t a musician. Because they have those too darling.
TheQuack: That’s stupid. Disco sucks. Everyone knows that. If you have me dancing anything Disco it’s only going to be the Hustle because I rock at that.
TheQuack: If we’re doing old songs I say something from around the 50’s or Motown.
TheQuack: So those are our options. Unless you think we can get away with doing something from Avenue Q. You have it in with the Mayor... You can talk to him about that... can’t you? Because Internet is for Porn would be so funny.

[Grace Burch]

pretendyouloveme is typing

pretendyouloveme: But the thing about guys who aren't musicians is that they're not... musicians.
pretendyouloveme: And that's basically a big black mark in their book, right there.
pretendyouloveme: OOH! OOH!
pretendyouloveme: Let's do some old jazz! From like, the 20's? Or some blues. 'Cause that would be great and depressing and a fantastic way to show off our amazing range.
pretendyouloveme: But you're right. I doubt Uncle George'll let us corrupt the children that way, though.

[Tiffany Duckey]

TheQuack is typing

TheQuack: Oh my god... We can like do something from the 20’s and dress up as Flappers!
TheQuack: I LOVE flappers! Remember I was going to be one for Halloween. But ended up going as Janet from Rocky Horror...
TheQuack: That’s only because they were showing that movie. But It’s not the poine.
TheQuack: Or would could make up our own blues song... No one would expect it.
TheQuack: There are so many choices.

[Grace Burch]

pretendyouloveme is typing

pretendyouloveme: Exactly! It's brilliant!
pretendyouloveme: Know anyone who can play a good blues piano? Or guitar?

[Tiffany Duckey]

TheQuack is typing

TheQuack: Hmm... Travis can play the guitar I’m pretty sure.
TheQuack: But him in a talent show... I’d die laughing and wouldn’t’ be able to sing.
TheQuack: And then we’d loose.
TheQuack: And I’d break down crying and would blame you and Trav
TheQuack: And would never talk to either of you again.
TheQuack: So he’s pretty much out. And that didn’t help at all.