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[Tiffany Duckey]

TheQuack is typing

TheQuack: I already said it’s ok. We all have our things…
TheQuack: It’s because Ben sucks. How about we compare ourselves to famous best friends that we actually both like so we don’t fight over who is who…
TheQuack: Like… Trey Parker and Matt Stone. See… South Park rocks and we like both of them. So there we got.
TheQuack: I know there are nude scenes on Broadway. I think that would be fun though. I don’t know why… I just picture me running across a stage naked…
TheQuack: Oh my god! We need to go streaking!
TheQuack: Oh darling, I don’t think your grandma would be shocked. I’m sure she’s not that oblivious.

[Grace Burch]

pretendyouloveme is typing

pretendyouloveme: Well, just wanted to reaffirm it...
pretendyouloveme: I like that idea. Or we could be Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie!
pretendyouloveme: Kidding, kidding. I wouldn't want to be either of them in a million years.
pretendyouloveme: They're frenemies, anyways. x3
pretendyouloveme: Haven't we done that already? No? Well, yes, we should. The day before we take our planes to get out, we'll strip naked and run through town screaming. Lovely memories for those we leave behind.
pretendyouloveme: And I know my grandma knows everything (Mother Dear tells her), but I think she's in denial. Your best friend cracking jokes about how you have commitment issues and you'll probably end up screwing your husband's brother is probably going to shatter her thin illusions of me.

[Tiffany Duckey]

TheQuack is typing

TheQuack: I don’t even think joking about being Paris and Nicole is good… it’s so insulting. I hate both of them.
TheQuack: Leo Decaprio and Toby McGuire. That’s the last pair of friends I can think of.
TheQuack: We may have but I just got the urge to. Though I think you could be thinking of that time we ran through the sprinklers naked at the Summers’ house. That was fun.
TheQuack: And I do think your Grandma would probably be more shocked about that then your husband only enough.

[Grace Burch]

pretendyouloveme is typing

pretendyouloveme: We could be... Simon & Garfunkel! Except they started hating each other. Or those guys! With the tigers, in Vegas? What are their names?
pretendyouloveme: Sigfried & Roy! Except they're old and wrinkly.
pretendyouloveme: Yeah, but we were like... eight. We didn't exactly have anything then.
pretendyouloveme: Probably. Because I'd probably be marrying the brother of an ex-boyfriend, or something like that.

[Tiffany Duckey]

TheQuack is typing

TheQuack: What is with you picking horrible people for us to be? You suck just let me pick and shut your hole.
TheQuack: You never let me do anything geez.
TheQuack: Whatev it was still fun. We should do it now. OMG that can be our senior prank!
TheQuack: Wait… what can be our senior prank? Us running through sprinklers naked? That doesn’t make any sense. No I know..
TheQuack: We can set up a slip ‘n slide in the hall way and like just wear our swim suits, or go naked, clothes optional I suppose and just slip ‘n slide all day. That would be fun.
TheQuack: Yeah. You probably will meet him at like your boyfriends birthday and then just hook up with him there. Because that’s the way you roll

[Grace Burch]

pretendyouloveme is typing

pretendyouloveme: Well, excuse me if I'm not as obsessed with who are the new bestest friends of the celebrity world as you.
pretendyouloveme: I think that would be a senior prank someone would pull on us... making us run around with no clothes... that is, if they didn't know that it was a secret thing of ours.
pretendyouloveme: My friend, she said that at Texas A&M, or something, they let two sheep into the beginning as their prank, labeled '1' and '3', and the entire school was running around looking for the third sheep... That would be brilliant, but people have probably heard of it.
pretendyouloveme: We need a good senior prank this year. Last year's was pathetic.
pretendyouloveme: And I would totally break up with my boyfriend on his birthday. I think I did that once... remember Will? That English kid I met at a party, we were together for about a month? I broke up with him on a day that turned out to be his birthday. I actually felt bad.

[Tiffany Duckey]

TheQuack is typing

TheQuack: Well what kind of person are you. Not interested in other peoples personal lives. Come on now... Tch.
TheQuack: Yeah I heard about the sheep thing. Everyone’s done that. I say we... uhm... park all our cars in a circle around the parking lot and block everyone in and throw a barbeque.
TheQuack: That’s kind of lame too though. My mom told me one where someone put a dead rabbit on the salad bar. And that isn’t funny at all it’s just sad and gross and I’d burst into tears and run out of the school...
TheQuack: I remember like... Freshman year me and like 5 other Freshman in my PE class were trying to think of something. And we still have no ideas. How sad for us.
TheQuack: I don’t remember the names of your “boyfriends” my brain can’t fit that much information in it. I think English accents are hot though... [/random]

[Grace Burch]

pretendyouloveme is typing

pretendyouloveme: I am interested in the personal lives of those people who I know, thank you very much. It's so much more interesting when you acttually know the person. :]
pretendyouloveme: That's really gross. And as you said, sad. And just plain disgusting and not funny and a really horrible senior prank.
pretendyouloveme: My other friend, who has a friend who goes to MIT up north, says that one year they led a cow up to the top floor, and they had to call the national guard to get it out because cows can go up stairs but not down stairs and it didn't fit in the elevator...
pretendyouloveme: Really quite good, in fact, but we'd have trouble a) getting a cow b) bringing it in with no one noticing that a bunch of teenagers are bringing a cow inside the school.
pretendyouloveme: Oh, god, I know. When you're a freshman, you're all syched up about being a senior (eventually) and you think about what you're going to be wearing for prom, and all that shit and then, before you know it, you're a senior and all your ideas are gone.
pretendyouloveme: I know. He was hot and his accent made him hotter. He played drums, too. Remember? Tall, dark, spiked hair?

[Tiffany Duckey]

TheQuack is typing

TheQuack: But I don’t feel bad for talking about people I don’t know. I know you feel the other way but...
TheQuack: There are tons of cow’s in Texas o: And awww I want a cow... not the point but whatever.
TheQuack: Yeah now that we’re seniors we have Senioritis and turn lazy and just want to get out of school... that’s the way it goes I guess.
TheQuack: I have no idea. Are you confusing me with someone who has a good memory? I think you might be. That’s the problem there dear.
TheQuack: You know who I hated... that one guy with like fifty million tattoos. He was an ass hat... I hated him...

[Grace Burch]

pretendyouloveme is typing

pretendyouloveme: I suppose you have an argument for that.
pretendyouloveme: And I know there are tons of cows. But I'm not going to blow my savings on a cow... why do you want a cow??
pretendyouloveme: Oh, whatever. I broke up with him on his birthday.
pretendyouloveme: Oh, yeah, Andrew. He was an asshole. But I figured that out after about two weeks, remember? I totally dumped his ass, after he was making out with that ex of his.

[Tiffany Duckey]

TheQuack is typing

TheQuack: Because cow’s are so cute. Aw. I told my mom I wanted one once and she said we could get one if I cleaned up after it... so we didn’t get one.
TheQuack: I also want a goat, and a Meer Kat, and a Penguin, and a Boston Terrier, and... uhm... lots of other animals. Guess what one I’m most likely to ever get. O:
TheQuack: You know what, this is totally random but I feel really bad for Giraffes... I want one of those too. Poor them... with their long necks and what not.
TheQuack: And yeah Andrew. He was an ass hat. He was mean to me. Don’t date guys who are mean to me.
TheQuack: You can date guys who don’t like me, I’m fine with that, but they have to be at least polite... Geez